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  • [BUZZING]

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • Yeah.

  • I saw you.

  • Sweet.

  • What's up?

  • Gym tonight?

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • No! No!

  • No!

  • MAN: Welcome to BRO Capital.

  • Uh, yeah, so you'll be up on the fourth floor

  • with investments, and, uh--

  • what?

  • The Tigers are up by 20?

  • Yes!

  • Anyway, it's entry level, but your resume

  • was by far the strongest.

  • I'm sure you'll fit right--

  • in.

  • Thanks.

  • I still think it's unbelievable that I'm really here.

  • Unbeweavable.

  • [CLEARING THROAT] I-- I mean, unbelievable!

  • [GRUNTING]

  • I'm so excited.

  • I have a really good feeling about this!

  • [TAPPING]

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Heh.

  • [PHONES CHIMING]

  • [WHISTLING]

  • [PHONE RINGING]

  • [SIGH]

  • When it's 9:00, but it feels like it's 10:30.

  • Good morning.

  • Hi there.

  • Did you see they hired a ball of y— oh.".

  • [SIGH]

  • Morning, gentlemen.

  • MAN: Hey, what's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

  • With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside!

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • PURL: [LAUGHTER] Yeah!

  • [LAUGHTER] Good one.

  • So, why do spiders weave webs?

  • Because they don't know how to crochet.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Is that, like, a sport, or something?

  • Like-- with the needles, and--

  • you know?

  • [NERVOUS LAUGHTER] Aw.

  • MAN: Hey, guys.

  • Staff meeting.

  • As you can see, we've got a big, fat failure on our hands.

  • So, finance wants answers.

  • Ideas?

  • Uh, excuse me.

  • OK.

  • What's our strategy here?

  • What's the priority?

  • Why are they even ours?

  • Simple and straightforward.

  • Oh, guys!

  • Let's bring finance in and knit our strategies together.

  • What?

  • Naw, you're being too soft.

  • We gotta be aggressive. - Yeah!

  • We gotta be aggressive! - Double down!

  • Aggressive!

  • Who cares about finance?

  • [MEN SHOUTING]

  • All right, all right, OK.

  • Let's put a pin in it.

  • Who's down for two for one wings at Swifty's?

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Hey, we got everybody?

  • Yeah, that's everybody.

  • All right.

  • First round's on Gronkowski.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • [SIGH]

  • [DING]

  • Of course, now who knows what--

  • What the--

  • Gronkowski.

  • Purl.

  • [TYPING]

  • Did she always sit there?

  • I don't even recognize her.

  • So then he says, I know this suit is expensive, baby.

  • But at my apartment, it's 100% off!

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • She tells better jokes than you do.

  • MAN: Hey, guys?

  • Staff meeting.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • MAN: Well, these results speak for themselves.

  • But finance is still asking for--

  • I say we go for it!

  • And if finance doesn't like it, they can kiss our ass!

  • All right!

  • Yeah!

  • All right!

  • [CHEERING]

  • It's 5:00 somewhere.

  • Let's go.

  • Happy hour at Swifty's.

  • Let's get outta here.

  • Shotgun! Shotgun!

  • All right.

  • Is that everybody?

  • Hold up.

  • Not everybody.

  • Let's go.

  • - Shotgun! - Come on.

  • You're gonna love this place, Purl.

  • Purl, you're going to eat so many wings.

  • Purl!

  • Purl, you wanna--

  • - Purl, come over here. - Hey, Purl?

  • Purl?

  • [CHEERING]

  • [VOMITING]

  • [CHEERING]

  • [DING]

  • Oh, thank goodness you're still here.

  • I had such a time trying to find this place.

  • Oh, I missed my stop, and then I didn't

  • know what floor we were on.

  • Excuse me, sir.

  • I guess Kyle from HR went home early,

  • so I went door to door, up each flight.

  • [SCOFFING] Leave the knitting at your nana's house.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • What I mean to say is that I can't

  • wait to be part of the team.

  • Guys?

  • [SIGH]

  • Hey, where are you going?

  • Hi.

  • I'm Purl.

  • I'm Lacy.

  • What are they doing?

  • LACY: It was such a fright.

  • Hey, guys, this is Lacy.

  • Mm-- eh.

  • PURL: Welcome to BRO Capital.

  • You'll be up on the fourth floor with investments.

  • Thanks.

  • It's still kind of unbelievable that I'm here.

  • I would say it's "un-be-weave-able."

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Wow.

  • I have a really good feeling about this.

  • Well, come on.

  • Let me show you around.

  • Tell us all about yourself.

  • We do love a good yarn.

  • Hey, Purl, you guys coming to Schwifty's tonight?

  • Is a wool sweater scratchy?

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

[BUZZING]

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