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Hey, what's up GG (guys and girls)? CouilleBleu's back today to play...
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Here are the runes, masteries, skill distributions and items that you'll need to have the smallest eyes in all the League.
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Being bot is the best because you can let your ButtFucking Friend get purposely grabbed to whoop that kiddo in no time.
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But, unlike that kiddo, you're not a range champion, so you have to bait him by faking a run away
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then Charge-Triple Poke-Lightning Speed combo him to death.
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After that, you can enjoy your threesome with that robot, no problem!
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If the enemy called their ButtFucking Jungle, just fight it out because you'll have no problem to whoop them easily.
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Then move on to that Blitz once again to Triple Poke-Flash him until he doesn't want to come bot anymore.
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If your ButtFucking Friend got shot an arrow to the knee, Charge-Triple Poke-Lightning Speed combo that fuckabish to punish her
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and Spin to separate the healer from the pirate.
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Then, poke him like any parent that would slap your ass whenever you did something wrong when you were young.
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To piss that archer even more, Spin to separate her from Soraka and let her die from Singed poisonous fart.
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Do the same thing for the healer for an easy kill.
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Ghost, check!
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Charging Triple Poke, check!
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Don't worry Ashe, the party's just getting started!
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Your Spin attack is the best to attack multiple enemies at once if you don't want to poke them one by one.
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And that is great if you want to break the world record for the fastest chinatown jungler in your country.
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Its other utility is to pushback a foursome, send Nunu to his death while saving Cocky because you love his RC helicopter,
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run away from a thief that wants to capture you to sell you oversea as a slave
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or simply to get the last hit of a kill.
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Your Triple Poke is useful to have a successful solo threesome,
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to poke your twin brother,
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to poke a gigantic piss diver,
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to save your beloved princess from being killed,
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to kill the Dragon,
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to destroy a turret,
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to destroy turret's brother
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and to one shot any minion you poke.
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Your Charge is the best to kill a running snowman,
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a running scorpion,
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a running super saiyan
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and a trapped what-the-shit monster.
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Oh yeah...use it to have an epic showdown just like in any Hollywood movie,
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to KS a single minion,
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to KS a ton of dying minions
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and to farm faster without losing a single second.
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Always use your Lightning Speed to destroy any inhibitor like a boss.
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Combine your Triple Poke-Lightning Speed into a combo to jungle faster
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and to steal your ButtFucking Friend's red buff.
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Cancel your recall to Charge-Triple Poke to KS your team to make them pissed.
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Combine your Charge-Triple Poke-Lightning Speed into a combo and Cocky won't have time to fly away.
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For summoner spells, take Ghost and you'll be able to save your ally from being killed.
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Take Flash and Zyra won't have enough time to run away to a safe spot,
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Soraka won't be able to meet her boyfriend
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and your brother will cry like a baby.
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Perform a Ghost-Flash combo and that what-the-shit monster will regret not walking from here to his base.
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And, no one will survive a raging chinatown kid rampaging over a lost penny.
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Roam around with your ButtFucking Friend and double poke that snowman until he dies.
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Hide in the brush like some real Demacian and Triple Poke-Lightning Speed that Darius before he can make a single move.
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Hunt the enemy jungler and whoop him like a boss so he'll never roam in his own jungle ever again.
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Follow your ButtFucking Friend with a Flash and whoop that trapped enemy a second time.
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Team up with Jax and jump on that tiny little wimpy monster to not let him grow bigger than that.
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Team up with Malphite to juggle that Brand before he can cast a single barbecue spell.
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If your ButtFucking Friend gets ganked, wait until he does a bit of work and do everything you can to KS him like a boss.
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Then, everyone will think that you're godlike, no problem!
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Triple Poke-Charge combo at Brand and Spin to separate Blitz from his team.
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Then, go back to Blitz and KS your team with a Charge like a boss.
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With Xin, you can easily Charge at any enemies hiding behind their teammates to Spin before they throw a fart cloud.
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Then, stand your ground even if you're low on health to kill that super saiyan and your brother, no problem!
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You can leave Blitz alone but if he tries to kill your dying teammate, Charge-Triple Poke him to punish him.
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Charge-Triple Poke that kiddo, back off to avoid being hit by the turret and come back to Shoryuken Soraka.
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If you want, separate yourself from the team and Charge-Triple Poke-Lightning Speed combo that Ezreal and finish your one night stand with a Spin.
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Then, KS your whole team being on Skarner and close the teamfight by poking Zyra to death.
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If your brother keeps on poking you while you chase an archer, turn back and kill him to move on with your initial objective.
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That's it for today, people!
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Don't forget to check out my channel for more boring League of Legends videos.
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Feel free to leave a comment in any language you want, but I'll only answer those in English and in French because I'm a racist fuckabish.
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Ciaossu!
