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  • Making your way evil today...

  • sure does take a lot.

  • Thinking of ways to distribute hate...

  • takes everything you've got...

  • Wouldn't you like to rule a place?

  • Sometimes you wanna go...

  • Where everybody hates your face!

  • And the villains share your rage!

  • You wanna be in the evil seat,

  • Heroes are all the same!

  • You wanna go where everybody hates your face!

  • *Sad Groan*

  • What's got you down big guy?

  • I just found out I'm not nominated for Best Picture.

  • WHAT?!!? That's outrageous!!!

  • I know!

  • It was the culmination of 10 years,

  • 3 phases,

  • and almost 20 films!

  • All leading up to my entrance!!

  • It was finally your time.

  • It was my time!!!

  • I said I was gonna do it, and I did it!

  • Can anyone else say they wiped out HALF the universe?

  • NO!

  • Woo! Maybe you wiped out all the voters that liked it!

  • I know why you got snubbed!

  • It's because you killed Groot you big purple butt face!

  • He's uh, he's still not over that.

  • What's the big deal anyway?

  • Your story isn't even over yet.

  • Yeah. Plus it's rare.

  • Palps here hasn't seen an oscar in almost 40 years.

  • What do these movies have that I don't?

  • The Favourite - women fighting each other.

  • I had that!

  • Did you see the epic battle with all those lady heroes and Proxima Midnight?

  • Yeah. I'm just as sexy as Emma Stone and Rachel Weiss.

  • Uuuuhhhhh...

  • Vice - controversial and terrifying politics.

  • I mean, have they met me!?!

  • Oh I actually like that one!

  • Corrupting government is my jam.

  • Bohemian Rhapsody - timeless music and rebellious characters.

  • What do you think those dumb guardians are supposed to be?

  • I don't know, why don't you ask Groot?

  • That's right, you can't. Because he's dead!!!

  • or BlacKkKlansman - disrupting a hateful organization.

  • The Avengers have tried to disrupt me all the time!

  • I suppose.

  • But you have to admit Roma was kind of a masterpiece.

  • Oh yeah! Yes, yes. That was VERY GOOD.

  • Oh just because it was black and white and an intimate portrait with stunning cinematography and-

  • yeah, I guess it was pretty great.

  • But I'm on Netflix too you know!!!

  • Haha, not for long!

  • Uh, why is?

  • Don't mess with the mouse.

  • Okay.

  • A Star is Born. For the THIRD time.

  • Oooh. A star. I can throw a moon!

  • A freaking MOON!

  • And had Bradley Cooper too.

  • You know who doesn't have Bradley Cooper?

  • You're not going to do that every time we mention the Guardians of the Galaxy.

  • We are Groot you guys!

  • What about Green Book though? Now there's a great film your story had nothing in common with.

  • No. But it does have Uncle Aaron from Spider-verse.

  • Which should also be nominated for Best Picture!!!

  • THANK YOU!

  • Yes, but it was animated AND a comic book movie.

  • It's so rare that comic book movies get oscar nominations.

  • Your film was nominated for eight oscars!!!

  • Oh yeah, hehehe!

  • But not best picture.

  • Unfortunately comic book movies just don't get nominated for best picture.

  • That's just the way it is.

  • Until now!!

  • Oscarsesies!

  • Oh! That's incredible. I hope yours wins!

  • Oh yes, sorry Thanos.

  • Y'all gonna make me snap.

  • Ooooooh. hahahahahaha!

  • I'm sorry. It's still not the same.

Making your way evil today...

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