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Making your way evil today...
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sure does take a lot.
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Thinking of ways to distribute hate...
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takes everything you've got...
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Wouldn't you like to rule a place?
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Sometimes you wanna go...
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Where everybody hates your face!
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And the villains share your rage!
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You wanna be in the evil seat,
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Heroes are all the same!
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You wanna go where everybody hates your face!
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*Sad Groan*
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What's got you down big guy?
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I just found out I'm not nominated for Best Picture.
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WHAT?!!? That's outrageous!!!
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I know!
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It was the culmination of 10 years,
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3 phases,
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and almost 20 films!
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All leading up to my entrance!!
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It was finally your time.
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It was my time!!!
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I said I was gonna do it, and I did it!
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Can anyone else say they wiped out HALF the universe?
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NO!
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Woo! Maybe you wiped out all the voters that liked it!
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I know why you got snubbed!
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It's because you killed Groot you big purple butt face!
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He's uh, he's still not over that.
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What's the big deal anyway?
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Your story isn't even over yet.
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Yeah. Plus it's rare.
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Palps here hasn't seen an oscar in almost 40 years.
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What do these movies have that I don't?
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The Favourite - women fighting each other.
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I had that!
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Did you see the epic battle with all those lady heroes and Proxima Midnight?
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Yeah. I'm just as sexy as Emma Stone and Rachel Weiss.
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Uuuuhhhhh...
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Vice - controversial and terrifying politics.
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I mean, have they met me!?!
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Oh I actually like that one!
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Corrupting government is my jam.
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Bohemian Rhapsody - timeless music and rebellious characters.
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What do you think those dumb guardians are supposed to be?
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I don't know, why don't you ask Groot?
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That's right, you can't. Because he's dead!!!
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or BlacKkKlansman - disrupting a hateful organization.
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The Avengers have tried to disrupt me all the time!
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I suppose.
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But you have to admit Roma was kind of a masterpiece.
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Oh yeah! Yes, yes. That was VERY GOOD.
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Oh just because it was black and white and an intimate portrait with stunning cinematography and-
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yeah, I guess it was pretty great.
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But I'm on Netflix too you know!!!
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Haha, not for long!
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Uh, why is?
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Don't mess with the mouse.
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Okay.
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A Star is Born. For the THIRD time.
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Oooh. A star. I can throw a moon!
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A freaking MOON!
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And had Bradley Cooper too.
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You know who doesn't have Bradley Cooper?
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You're not going to do that every time we mention the Guardians of the Galaxy.
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We are Groot you guys!
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What about Green Book though? Now there's a great film your story had nothing in common with.
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No. But it does have Uncle Aaron from Spider-verse.
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Which should also be nominated for Best Picture!!!
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THANK YOU!
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Yes, but it was animated AND a comic book movie.
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It's so rare that comic book movies get oscar nominations.
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Your film was nominated for eight oscars!!!
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Oh yeah, hehehe!
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But not best picture.
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Unfortunately comic book movies just don't get nominated for best picture.
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That's just the way it is.
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Until now!!
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Oscarsesies!
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Oh! That's incredible. I hope yours wins!
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Oh yes, sorry Thanos.
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Y'all gonna make me snap.
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Ooooooh. hahahahahaha!
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I'm sorry. It's still not the same.