Name: crazy guys
Uploaded: 2019-02-15T16:03:54.000Z
Duration: 9 min 2 s
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wishing you were a better version of yourself.

Stop allowing your friends to jack all the babes

It is your duty to grab the bull by the dick

and listen to your best bud, Rock O Flash,

You think I bought this mansion and made all my money

Remember my 28 rules to live by, force people to like you.

Number 11, smack your way to success, yes, I said it.

Your hands are alarm clocks, waking up the normal population

I've officiated countless weddings, am I ordained?

successful people wear a constant emotional mask.

- No more crying about Regina, no more feeling like a loser,

- Son, I made a cake version of that Himalayan plane crash

- Smack that, cake is empty calories old man.

- That was an ice cream therapy cake son.

We were supposed to re-eat my friends in sweet treat form

- While it was rough surviving off human flesh,

but at least no one smacked it out of my hands.

with a little rule five, don't just beat your opponent,

- I made that cake to that when Regina and Zeke get here

I can see now the only dead friend here is you.

- [Zeke] The village elder rides up on his unicorn

and presents you with modest bouquet of flowers,

and the gratitude of his people will be enough reward

Chill-bro refuses the offer and smacks that bundle of weeds

he demands the elders unicorn as payment.

- Rule four, don't stop squeezing when you got 'em

Now's the perfect time to renegotiate the deal.

- But we swore a secret oath to save the village

- Chill-bro Braggins, barbarian investor playboy,

- The elder reluctantly hands over his majestic companion.

Chill-bro slits the unicorns throat and starts sawing off

- You have to roll the die to see if that can happen.

Chill-bro stuffs the magical horn into his designer satchel,

- The last of the proud unicorns fall to the ground.

a single rainbow tear falls down her cheek