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  • We're going to play a game while you're here.

  • And it's is Kanye happy or not happy?

  • Because he's always-- he even said on the show one time,

  • we were playing a game and we said,

  • what do you do when no one's looking?

  • And he said, smile.

  • Because he never-- so I think the first we're starting with--

  • I don't know if it's the first one at my birthday party.

  • And there it is.

  • OK.

  • So that's my birthday party.

  • And even you don't look happy there.

  • And I know you all had fun.

  • No, we were just trying to be like--

  • Chrissy doesn't even-- John is the only one that looks happy

  • there.

  • We were posing.

  • Right, you were posing.

  • That's our sexy pose face.

  • Right.

  • So he was happy there.

  • He was very happy.

  • OK.

  • So he was happy there.

  • Yes.

  • All right.

  • Let's see another one.

  • See if he was happy or not happy.

  • And that's--

  • Oh.

  • You know what?

  • I will say, the sun was glaring.

  • And when the three kids-- literally, two seconds

  • after this, were screaming.

  • And it was like--

  • I was not happy.

  • So he was not happy.

  • Not happy.

  • OK.

  • Not happy.

  • All right.

  • Let's see the next one.

  • Oh, he-- there, you see a smirk.

  • Come on.

  • He is so happy there.

  • Yeah.

  • He is so happy there.

  • And you know what?

  • He didn't get it-- he didn't have a haircut.

  • And we were in Turks and Caicos.

  • And so he was like, oh, my haircut.

  • And so I was like, you know what?

  • I'm actually going to crop you anyway.

  • Because I just like my look.

  • So don't worry about it.

  • Just like my look.

  • So he was happy that he was cropped.

  • All right.

  • All right.

  • That's the next one.

  • All right.

  • Oh, you know what?

  • I think he was happy.

  • Really?

  • He was happy there?

  • Well, he was wearing these crazy contacts.

  • And he really liked wearing denim to the Met.

  • No one has ever worn denim to the Met Ball.

  • So that made him very happy.

  • OK.

  • So he was happy there.

  • It seems like those contacts would be unhappy in his eyes.

  • Because that looks itchy.

  • OK.

  • Next one?

  • OK.

  • Aww.

  • Of course he's happy.

  • The wedding.

  • Of course he's happy at the wedding.

  • Yes.

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • All right.

  • Let's see the next one.

  • All right.

  • He's not happy there.

  • He hates red carpets.

  • And so I was like, oh, I didn't just

  • spend three hours getting ready.

  • You better stand on this red carpet for two seconds.

  • Right.

  • You look fantastic there, too.

  • He's not happy there.

  • Yeah.

  • Is he happy?

  • I don't know.

  • You should take these home.

  • I should ask him.

  • You should take these home and whenever he's doing something,

  • you should just lift it up and go, eh?

  • Are you happy?

  • Are you not happy?

  • You should ask him.

  • All right.

  • [APPLAUSE]

We're going to play a game while you're here.

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