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  • More flour!?

  • I'm going rogue.

  • It smells like pizza.

  • Is it poison if I just eat like this?

  • When do you put the yeast in, I wonder?

  • - [Male, Offcamera] Way long ago.

  • (ding)

  • (fun carnival music)

  • Today, we're in the Tasty Kitchen,

  • where the Try Guys will try their hand

  • at making bread.

  • But, there's a catch.

  • They will not be getting a recipe,

  • or any instructions how to do it.

  • They will just have to go by

  • their own initiative and

  • the ingredients they have chosen.

  • Oh no, I ... Oh no.

  • - [Joan] The bakers will be judged by our panel.

  • Alexis deBoschnek from Buzzfeed's own Tasty Kitchen.

  • Hannah Hart, from her show,

  • I Hart Food on the Food Network.

  • And Zack Hall, from LA's famous

  • Clark Street Bakery.

  • Bread is very simple on paper.

  • You get the flour,

  • and by adding water to it

  • it makes gluten.

  • Which is able to trap gas.

  • We use the salt just to give bread flavor.

  • Without it, it would be bland.

  • And we use the yeast to make the gas in bread.

  • That's why bread is inflated,

  • and it is nice and fluffy.

  • This is an extremely easy thing to mess up.

  • Especially if you don't have

  • a lot of practice doing it.

  • Bread.

  • Bread is one of those things

  • that everybody has eaten.

  • But how do you make bread?

  • I don't bake.

  • I don't cook anything.

  • I used to be a chemist,

  • so I know that baking is a very precise science.

  • And like math, I can look at a problem

  • and know it's algebra.

  • But I'm not going to know

  • what the answer is.

  • We're just going to fucking wing it, you guys.

  • I think I'm going to win this today.

  • I think, for once,

  • Keith is like the leader

  • because I think I know what I'm doing.

  • Ready, guys?

  • On your mark.

  • Get set.

  • And try and bake!

  • To get started, our bakers must first

  • select their ingredients from the Tasty Pantry.

  • And I hope they choose wisely.

  • Oh, liquid bread.

  • (bottlecap pops off)

  • Oh, boy, this is overwhelming.

  • There's a lot of stuff.

  • I would suggest to start with a loaf

  • of just flour, water, salt, and yeast.

  • You know, it's sort of like the benchmark.

  • It's like, do this before you move

  • onto adding other ingredients to it.

  • Do you guys know where gluten is?

  • I think I just need salt,

  • yeast, flour.

  • Is there anything else I should get?

  • Sugar?

  • I got honey.

  • Today I'm going to make a white bread.

  • White bread's a lot like me.

  • Plain, not super healthy,

  • and generally likable.

  • Thyme.

  • Cayenne.

  • I love black roasted sesame seeds.

  • I love alcohol.

  • I love spice.

  • Those two things represent me.

  • I'm going to try to find a way

  • to fold it into bread.

  • I don't know if either belong there,

  • but I'm going to make it happen.

  • My ancestors made the mistake

  • of forgetting yeast in their bread.

  • I am not going to follow in their footsteps.

  • Boom.

  • Three things of yeast.

  • My approach is just going to be...

  • I'm just going to grab

  • as much bullshit as possible,

  • and hope that something happens.

  • I don't want to create poison.

  • (offscreen laughter)

  • How many eggs do I need?

  • Fuck it, I'll take all of them.

  • Oooh, cinnamon!

  • Oh my god, yes.

  • In my family, me and my dad were

  • the only two people that liked cinnamon raisin bread.

  • So it's a very special memory for me,

  • and I'm going to try and recreate

  • the cinnamon raisin bread

  • that we bought at the store.

  • - [Joan] Ready!

  • Set!

  • Bake!

  • Okay.

  • What are we grabbing? What?

  • I need a bowl, I need a bowl.

  • Need a big bowl.

  • Need a small bowl.

  • So the first thing you want to do

  • when you're making bread is to

  • mix together your ingredients.

  • First ingredient of bread: bread crumbs.

  • Thyme to bake.

  • Nobody?

  • I have this sugar from Japan.

  • I didn't grab sugar.

  • I grabbed honey.

  • Which is essentially sugar

  • that's been vomited out of a bee's mouth.

  • My bread is going to be a

  • honey white bread, and I'm going to

  • give it an egg wash on top,

  • so it looks extra special.

  • Cayenne!

  • (sneezes)

  • Are you starting with spices? Is that ... ?

  • I'm just mixing them together.

  • (loud bangs)

  • My bread is going to be the

  • drunken 12 spice loaf.

  • It has an entire pack of IPA beer,

  • and lots of spice.

  • So, what's your game plan, Ned?

  • First, I'm going to make a

  • cinnamon and sugar mixture,

  • and set it aside.

  • It's going to give it some color,

  • some swirls, and some sweetness.

  • Today, I'm making a cinnamon raisin bread.

  • It reminds me of growing up eating toast.

  • I got three different types of flour.

  • I'm just going to go with this one,

  • because it sounds the fanciest.

  • Buckwheat flour.

  • Getting buckwheat on.

  • Today, I am baking a buckwheat loaf,

  • including some of my favorite things.

  • Like Nutella, gummy bears, and bread crumbs.

  • I am starting with yeast.

  • So what is yeast?

  • Is this the stuff that gives women infections?

  • Is this different yeast?

  • So one of these yeast packets is 14 grams.

  • Just a little bit of that.

  • There we go.

  • That's all the yeast you need.

  • Yeast is going in, baby.

  • Let's see what happens.

  • As everyone knows, all chemical reactions

  • get accelerated by agitation,

  • so I'm going to stir my yeast.

  • You know yeast is in beer, don't you?

  • If Eugene's bringing more yeast, then I want more yeast.

  • I'm supposed to put some amount of this water

  • into this bowl, and then add some amount of sugar

  • in as well, because the sugar activates the yeast.

  • You don't need to activate the yeast.

  • If it's dried like this, you can just add it in

  • straight with the dry ingredients.

  • Mix it, add the water, it'll do it's thing.

  • We'll put in the flour.

  • Pour it all.

  • Get it.

  • Get in there.

  • Buck buck buck.

  • All about the ratio.

  • Next we'll go with 20 grams of salt.

  • Mazel tov!

  • This is what they do in the cooking shows,

  • so let's do it like that.

  • So I'm just going to put in a tablespoon.

  • Now we can add our water.

  • Make a nice soft dough.

  • - [Keith] You should use water.

  • Here, now, you just want to mix it

  • until all of the water has been absorbed

  • and it's homogenized, so there's

  • no pieces of dry flour remaining,

  • and there's no clumps.

  • You look like you're doing very well, actually.

  • I have watched a lot of cooking shows.

  • They roll the dough into a little ball.

  • Does egg go in bread?

  • Because I'm putting it in there.

  • Why does mine look like doodoo?

  • Did I fuck up something?

  • You need to get some more flour in there,

  • because that's more like, um.

  • Mud pies, than anything else.

  • Any real flour?

  • I don't want to open a new flour.

  • Eugene, I'm going to borrow some flour, buddy.

  • There's one thing this dough needs,

  • and it's a little more love.

  • You want to make sure you knead your bread enough.

  • The way to tell whether you knead it enough

  • is it will change from some sort of putty

  • into kind of holding it's own shape a little more.

  • It'll look smooth, it'll look shiny.

  • This feels a lot like I'm

  • massaging a really squishy butt.

  • It's taking me forever to fucking knead this.

  • And I need this!

  • Y'all, this is coming together!

  • - [Keith] How is yours that color?

  • I don't know, I tried to be fancy.

  • Why is-- Why?

  • From that point on, you want to be hands off.

  • You don't want to be too rough with it.

  • I knead this, baby!

  • Because everything you do to it

  • will knock gas out of it,

  • and make it denser and harder to bake through.

  • Beer volcano!

  • Look, the more solid stuff I put in here,

  • the better shot I got.

  • I did find a beer bottle cap in it before,

  • but I took it out.

  • At this point, you're just shaping it

  • so it looks like a loaf of bread.

  • You want to make sure

  • there's not too much flour.

  • Just enough.

  • Otherwise it prevents the dough

  • from sticking to itself.

  • I've got my bread all rolled up,

  • with cinnamon and sugar and raisins.

  • Right now, you know what it looks like?

  • It looks like one of those airplane pillows.

  • This is my lump.

  • It's a little bit of buckwheat.

  • Some Nutella in there,

  • because everyone loves Nutella.

  • Threw in some Fruity Pebs,

  • for the nostalgia factor.

  • Here is my bread.

  • Nice and ready.

  • I hate that Eugene's dough

  • looks pretty okay right now.

  • After you've shaped it, then it proofs.

  • What I like to do at this point is to

  • stick it in the fridge overnight.

  • It'll rise really slow at a cool temperature.

  • The next morning when you come back to it,

  • you'll see it's doubled in volume,

  • and it's ready to be baked.

  • - [Joan] So it's been quite a day for our bakers.

  • And now they're ready to put their dough aside

  • to proof overnight.

  • Oh, I hope they don't fuck it up.

  • (happy idyllic music)

  • (sheep baas)

  • It's day two of this exciting baking challenge.

  • Everyone's waiting to see.

  • Have their breads risen?

  • - [ Ned] My yeast was foaming, so hopefully

  • things work out okay.

  • I'm just worried it's going to be too big, really.

  • - [Zach] I think no matter what happens,

  • we're all impressed, you know?

  • It's all about the journey,

  • not the destination.

  • - [ Keith] It was already rising pretty well,

  • by the end of yesterday,

  • so I have good hopes for it.

  • - [Eugene] I think I did pretty poorly yesterday.

  • Might have been one of my worst performances

  • in Try Guys history.

  • Let's see.

  • Okay, let's see it.

  • Whoa.

  • Oh no!

  • No, it's good.

  • I didn't expect it to become flat.

  • Like a soup.

  • Oh my god!

  • It went from an airline pillow

  • to a buttpad.

  • Hey!

  • It rose a little bit!

  • It looks like a stale turd.

  • Holy shit!

  • Still smells like beer.

  • This looks crazy.

  • This is awful, and it's a monster,

  • and hopefully I can bake it.

  • Woo!

  • Okay, so let's talk about how to bake it.

  • So I'm going to try and make a

  • cinnamon bundt cake bread.

  • Cake is really just a type of bread.

  • One of the most beautiful things

  • you can do with bread is a signature.

  • Something that lets everybody know

  • that it's your bread,

  • and not anyone else's bread.

  • So I'm going to split it

  • with a K, for Keith.

  • How does he know so much about bread?

  • I'm just going to throw butter on it.

  • Yeah, now we got a real buttery dough.

  • Oh!

  • Oh, it's squirting.

  • To complete my bread,

  • I'm going to give it a nice crust

  • of pretzels and chocolate.

  • (bangs)

  • Oh, it did nothing.

  • (metal bangs)

  • (laughs)

  • (bangs)

  • I can't even break a pretzel right?

  • I'm going to make a braid.

  • If there's one thing I know how to do

  • with two sisters is braid.

  • I really respect what's happening

  • on this side of the room.

  • We're getting a little avant garde with it.

  • We're mixing it up.

  • (gasps)

  • Yes, queen, yes.

  • You bake for 40 minutes about about 475 degrees.

  • I'm doing 350 degrees.

  • 40 minutes?

  • I don't know.

  • I'm just going to say 30 minutes.

  • The thing is, I wanted to preheat

  • mine at 375 as well.

  • Wow.

  • Because of frozen foods.

  • I would say that if I'm doing it,

  • that's maybe a sign you shouldn't do it.

  • I'm going to do a little egg wash on it,

  • so that it even looks sexier.

  • Ooh, that's not washing the way I want it to.

  • Did you add some water in there too,

  • or just egg?

  • No, just egg.

  • Should it be water too?

  • A little bit.

  • Welp.

  • I see that there's some

  • bubbling happening down there.

  • Smells good.

  • Why is it bubbling?

  • That's a cake pan, for starters.

  • Well, I gotta stand out in this competition.

  • Oh, I think you will. (laughs)

  • It looks like a cottage loaf.

  • Oh, okay.

  • That sounds fancy.

  • I'll take that.

  • I think I'm good.

  • I think I'm going to take it out.

  • Alright, there you go.

  • Then, what you're left with is

  • something like this.

  • A loaf of bread that's got

  • a nice color to it,

  • nice and even shape,

  • nice volume.

  • This is really amazing.

  • I can't believe it,

  • I'm going to fucking win.

  • That's bread!

  • The egg wash definitely remained

  • just egg on top of bread.

  • It certainly smells like eggs, but

  • otherwise I think it's good.

  • I assume you put butter on everything

  • because butter is delicious.

  • Aaah!

  • It's bread!

  • (blows air)

  • - [Eugene] Sesame seeds.

  • Welcome to the final judging.

  • Where we will find out

  • who is the top baker.

  • We'll be judging on three categories:

  • Presentation.

  • Taste.

  • And, is it bread?

  • Ned, will you please present your bread?

  • Judges, I present to you

  • Ned's Cinnamon Raisin.

  • Is that a bundt cake?

  • It is.

  • A bundt pan was used to make the bread, yes.

  • The 'bread.'

  • It smells pretty sweet.

  • And it's got a nice heft to it.

  • - [Ned] Thank you, chef.

  • Yeah, let's cut into this.

  • (all gasp)

  • Well, you got the swirl.

  • - [Ned] Wow!

  • The inside is gorgeous.

  • Yes. Yeah.

  • Let's see how it taste, maybe.

  • Oh, man.

  • I think that about sums up

  • what I think of the taste.

  • Where is the bitterness coming from?

  • Give it a try.

  • Need some milk right about now, right?

  • I think it's a good first try for sure,

  • but definitely could use a little bit

  • more sugar and salt next time.

  • Just to get the flavor.

  • It's a little bit bland.

  • So judges, my question now is,

  • is it bread?

  • It is bread-like.

  • But there's so much more it wants to be.

  • The more I eat it, the more I'm into it.

  • That is called Stockholm Syndrome.

  • (all laugh)

  • - [Hannah] Ooooh.

  • - [Keith] Here it comes.

  • Oh, is that an egg wash?

  • Just initially, the first scent

  • I'm getting off of it is the yolk.

  • It really smells like egg.

  • Presentation wise, I think this looks

  • like it could be bread.

  • Yeah, I think without the egg wash,

  • it would look just like

  • a really nice attempt at bread.

  • - [Keith] Yeah, I think I fucked it up

  • right at the end there.

  • Give it a shot.

  • Oh my god.

  • - [Keith] Give it a chance.

  • What do you think?

  • Oh my god.

  • - [Zack] It's got zero flavor.

  • Well, it's got to have some flavor,

  • you're really reacting.

  • And it's underbaked.

  • Oh, fuck.

  • Let's see if it bounces.

  • (laughter)

  • You'd think that it would have less--

  • Mmm. It's good.

  • So, judges, is it bread?

  • Yes.

  • This is definitely bread.

  • We can give it that.

  • We can give it that.

  • (applause and cheers)

  • - [Eugene] Alright, judges.

  • - [Hannah] Wow.

  • - [Alexis] Oh, it's beautiful.

  • It's beautiful!

  • This is Eugene's Drunken Spice Loaf.

  • Were you drunk when you made it?

  • I was.

  • The color is good.

  • The color's better.

  • The braid is beautifully done.

  • - [Hannah] Ready?

  • And rip.

  • Oooh! Oooh!

  • Wow.

  • Look at this!

  • It looks really good.

  • - [Hannah] This feels like bread.

  • Oh.

  • - [Hannah] Oh wow.

  • That is great.

  • I would almost swallow this.

  • I will.

  • - [Eugene] I'll take it. Really?

  • Yes, this is--

  • My slice is good!

  • I just feel like it's old beer.

  • It is three bottles of beer.

  • You might have gotten

  • a lot of star anise in your slice.

  • I didn't know how it was proportioned.

  • Is this your first time making bread?

  • Yeah, it's my first time.

  • Not a bad job at all.

  • No, no.

  • Actually slightly impressive.

  • (booing)

  • Boo, he was a mess!

  • So the final question is,

  • is it bread?

  • Absolutely.

  • Am I still drunk?

  • Because I wasn't expecting these answers.

  • Okay, Zach.

  • Please present your bread.

  • Judges, today we've seen

  • where bread has been.

  • I'm going to show you

  • where bread is going, if you will.

  • An introduction.

  • - [Zach] I present my take on the buckwheat bread:

  • The Bucksweet Bread.

  • What forest floor did you

  • pick this up off of?

  • You're telling me that if you

  • walked into an organic food restaurant,

  • and you saw that, you wouldn't be like,

  • "Yeah, I'm intrigued."?

  • You know, it look rustic.

  • - [Zach] Thank you, thank you.

  • I don't want to eat it.

  • Cause you just want to lick at it all day.

  • Because it's so beautiful.

  • I get it.

  • - [Hannah] I'm just going to...

  • Does it look like bread?

  • No. No.

  • Are there sprinkles in here?

  • - [Hannah] Oh, I like that it just falls.

  • - [Zach] It's a crumble loaf, did I not mention that?

  • I'm real confident with this one.

  • I can't-- It's funny.

  • I can't actually seem to pick it up.

  • - [Zach] Come on, Zack.

  • From one Zach to another.

  • No. Nonono.

  • Just put your tongue on it.

  • We lost Zack, that's fine.

  • There's only room for one Zach in here.

  • Got my girls.

  • Oh, come on.

  • That is the worst food

  • I've ever tried in my life.

  • Wow. Wow, you did it.

  • I didn't know I'd be getting a superlative today.

  • That's amazing.

  • It's truly terrible.

  • I actually am covered in chills.

  • I swallowed at least ten percent of that.

  • That's not the goal.

  • You could not pay me to eat this.

  • Is it bread?

  • This is not bread, at all.

  • Right, because it's next level.

  • Uh, no, this is not bread.

  • Chefs, thank you.

  • You know, I can leave this

  • wherever you want.

  • No, you should burn it.

  • So, judges.

  • What do you think?

  • On the bright side, we know which is the worst.

  • - [Zack] Oh, yeah.

  • Ned's was really beautiful.

  • True.

  • If he had been going for bundt cake,

  • he would have really nailed it.

  • And if he had used sugar.

  • - [Hannah] Keith's.

  • - [Zack] It looked like a

  • big pterodactyl egg to me.

  • Keith's I liked a little,

  • because I like eggs.

  • Eugene's?

  • - [Zack] What was very impressive, that--

  • - [Alexis] That braid?

  • - [Zack] Yeah, that braided it up.

  • The piece you had was more edible.

  • I was thinking about swallowing it.

  • Joan, I believe we're in agreement.

  • Okay, let's call them back in.

  • (sweet piano music)

  • (kid baas)

  • So, welcome back, bakers.

  • The judges have given us their results.

  • Are you ready?

  • Fourth...

  • ...is Zach.

  • The challenge was to make bread,

  • and you did not.

  • And third, we have

  • Ned.

  • It looked nice when it came out.

  • It looked really nice, Ned.

  • - [Hannah] Really good job.

  • - [Alexis] Really nice.

  • So on the second,

  • we have Keith.

  • - [Zack] The dinosaur egg.

  • You really have a future

  • in almost sort of making bread.

  • - [Joan] And now for the big finale.

  • Wonder who it could be?

  • I'm pleased to announce...

  • Eugene. Eugene.

  • Congratulations!

  • Yay, thank you!

  • I've been asking for hugs all day.

  • I really think it was the coloring

  • and the distribution that--

  • That's what edged everybody out, you know?

  • You actually had something

  • that was kind of like a crust.

  • It's not good.

  • - [Zack] No no no. Let's not get confused here.

  • It's not good.

  • It is the best out of the others.

  • (judges laugh)

  • I think we learned how to

  • accidentally make bread.

  • This inspired me to try cooking

  • more than I do now.

  • Can't help but say I'm incredibly discouraged

  • about the outcome of today's video.

  • I tried so hard to engineer a video

  • that couldn't end the same way all videos end.

  • Sometimes you take risks.

  • And like Eugene, it pays off.

  • Other times, those risks do not pay off.

  • I want to try and bake bread

  • with a recipe next time.

  • I feel like I could have really nailed this

  • if I just had a couple of simple instructions.

  • Eugene's did taste better, okay!?

  • I'll admit it!

  • That's what I'm upset about.

  • His bread was better!

  • I'm not mad because I think

  • that his wasn't better and I should have won.

  • He should have won.

  • I'm mad that I wanted to win more

  • and I didn't!

  • I'm disappointed in myself!

  • And I've been externalizing all my anger

  • on Eugene and other people but

  • I'm mad at my own shortcomings.

  • Shouldn't have put the egg on top!

  • (offscreen laughter)

  • (kid quietly baas)

More flour!?

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