Uh, I'm just after semi-skimmed milk.

FEMALE SPEAKER: Your search for semi-skimmed milk returned

zero results.

MALE SPEAKER 1: You don't sell milk?

FEMALE SPEAKER: Your search for milk

returned 52,256 results.

Your top hit, milk of magnesia.

MALE SPEAKER 1: No--

FEMALE SPEAKER: "Milk Floats Of Yesteryear."

MALE SPEAKER 1: No.

FEMALE SPEAKER: This

milk-themed family wall planner.

MALE SPEAKER 1: No, sorry, I'm just looking for, you know,

normal milk.

FEMALE SPEAKER: Couldn't find what you were looking for?

MALE SPEAKER 1: That's what I'm saying.

I couldn't find it, so I'm asking you if you could--

FEMALE SPEAKER: Advanced search.

MALE SPEAKER 2: All right.

Let's do this.

Keyword, now.

Go.

MALE SPEAKER 1: Uh, yeah, OK.

Milk.

MALE SPEAKER: Please narrow your search by using one of

the following filters.

Kayaks, pack of 12, self cleaning, breakfast and

condiments.

MALE SPEAKER 1: That one.

Breakfast.

MALE SPEAKER 2: One result.

FEMALE SPEAKER: Milk.

Skimmed semi.

MALE SPEAKER 1: Semi-skimmed milk.

That's what I first asked you for.

FEMALE SPEAKER: Uh, It's milk, skimmed semi.