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  • This is pretty cool.

  • We are at an restaurant called Jisaku, and we are about to enjoy a ceremonial meal called a kaiseki.

  • Kaiseki.

  • Kaiseki.

  • Yeah.

  • Isn't that what I said?

  • Yes, it is, I reinforced what you said.

  • Okay, you look lovely.

  • Thank you.

  • The high priest of meaningless conversation.

  • Arigatou.

  • I understand that you just learned the word arigatou, but it is not applicable for every situation.

  • It is to say thank you...

  • I was thanking her for coming into the room.

  • Right.

  • So...what's wrong with that?

  • - Well, contextually... - Thank you is never wrong.

  • Konbanwa, Iowa.

  • Iowa is a state that is not relevant here.

  • Ohayou is what I wanted to say.

  • Yes. Uh-huh.

  • What's ohayou?

  • That would be hello in the morning.

  • I said Iowa 'cause I thought that was me saying hello.

  • Right.

  • - And that was not me trying to be funny. - You made a mistake.

  • You were incorrect.

  • Well, I do applaud the effort.

  • She is moments away from drowning herself in the koi pond rather than hear one second more of this babble.

  • Ooh!

  • What is that?

  • Just sit.

  • You work for me.

  • You don't have to constantly speak.

  • This from you, the man who turns the slightest answer to a question into a Russian novel.

  • Sorry for my friend. Babababababababa...

  • Yeah, right.

  • International language.

  • What are you doin'?

  • You're a pervert.

  • That's the same face you make when you're smelling a lady's shoe.

  • Let's just remember that every aspect of Japanese culture is influenced in some part by the Shinto beliefs that the gods, the Kami, are everywhere.

  • They are in every object, and they flow through us.

  • The Shinto is everywhere, in us, as well.

  • I think you're full of Shinto.

  • If you pass me your glass, I will honor you by filling your sake glass.

  • - Oh, you fill mine? - And you can choose...

  • - And then, I can... - Whether you want to do the same, return the honor for me.

  • And no.

  • That is good soup.

  • A probiotic soup like miso will fortify your intestinal flora, improve both your digestion, but also your overall health and immunity.

  • Really?

  • Yeah.

  • That's funny 'cause I find you hard to stomach.

  • Domo arigatou, Mr. Roboto.

  • - Now, some of these dishes were... - Shh...

  • Yes, you are right to laugh, I am very funny. Arigatou.

  • Yes, genius.

  • She knows what you want to see, and she gives it to you.

  • She is laughing for real.

  • - No, she honors you. - She can tell that I'm being funny.

  • - No. - She is not humoring me.

  • - There is nothing... - She's laughing because I am a naturally... - I understand you, and I don't think you're funny right now.

  • I doubt that she thinks you're funny.

  • What is funny about you?

  • And I'm sure this nice waitress, while she may not understand what we say, assumes that I'm the one in power here.

  • Why do you think she thinks...

  • Because I understand this culture, and we resonate.

  • Like a window pane upon hearing a certain frequency vibrating back and forth, she and I are resonating.

  • You think you're resonating with her.

  • Yes.

  • I'm the one that makes her laugh every time.

  • You are the fly banging against the window.

  • I'm the one she likes.

  • She likes you because you're a jester.

  • I'm the one she will eventually marry.

  • Oops, that's awkward.

  • Could you pour me some more?

  • Yes.

  • - I honor you, and you can choose whether you want to do the same for me. - Glass, please.

  • And no.

  • My question for you is, Jordan.

  • Yeah.

  • In addition to Italy, you've had a long obsession with Japan.

  • When did that begin for you?

  • My fascination with Japanese culture began with the Karate Kid Part II.

  • Now, that movie was shot and took place in Okinawa, which is a southern part of Japan.

  • Mhm.

  • - And well, Daniel was staying in a ryokan, which is a... - Daniel?

  • Oh yeah, Daniel-san.

  • Played by Ralph Macchio, which is actually the Italian way pronounced Macchio.

  • But I believe he pronounces it Macchio, and I'll respect his decision.

  • So Jordan, let's recap.

  • Yeah.

  • Your entire fascination with Japan...

  • Mhm.

  • Stems from the fact that you saw Karate Kid 2.

  • Yeah.

  • And that it was filmed in, where?

  • - Okinawa. - Okinawa.

  • I have a message here for you, please press play.

  • And hold that out to the camera as you watch it.

  • Hi, Conan, it's me, Ralph Macchio.

  • Listen, I'm sorry to interrupt.

  • I just wanted tell that Jordan guy that all the scenes in Karate Kid Part II that was supposed to be Japan were actually shot in Hawaii.

  • Oh, and Jordan, those weren't real dinosaurs in Jurassic Park.

  • Sayounara.

  • It was Hawaii!

  • Thank you, Ralph Macchio.

  • You fraud.

  • - I understand that movies are make believe. - You fraud.

  • - I think right now you're in shock. - Yes, I am in shock.

  • And you're gonna try and talk yourself out of it.

  • No, no, I'm in shock.

  • Your childhood hero just came out of my phone.

  • - Yeah. - And took a shit into your mouth.

  • I am shocked that you had our talent booker reach out to his publicist, you have the connections.

  • Yeah, I can get to Ralph Macchio.

  • Yeah, yes, you can.

  • You, sir, are a fool.

  • - I do not know where Ralph Macchio shot the Karate Kid 2. - It's Macchio!

  • - Because I'm a fool. - It's Macchio!

  • - I am a fool for not knowing where that movie was shot. - It's Macchio!

  • It's Macchio.

  • - And I could get to him if I wanted to.

  • - It's Macchio. - Do you understand?

  • - Oh yeah, oh great. - I can get to Macchio.

  • Listen to you, right now, you sound like an insane stalker.

  • We have footage of you with your eyes as wide as an owl saying, "I could get to Macchio, I can get to him!"

  • I can get to Macchio, I can get to Macchio.

  • I can get to Macchio.

  • Sayounara

This is pretty cool.

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Conan & Jordan Share A Kaiseki Meal

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    Ping Huang posted on 2019/05/21
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