Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles [Boy] All right, everyone! This... is a stickup! Don't anybody move! Now, empty that safe! Ooh-hoo-hoo! Money, money, money! [Kissing] Stop it! Stop it, you mean, old potato! Quiet, Bo Peep, or your sheep get run over! Help! Baa! Help us! Oh, no, not my sheep! Somebody do something! [Voice Box] Reach for the sky! Oh, no! Sheriff Woody! I 'm here to stop you, One-Eyed Bart. Doh! How would you know it was me? Are you gonna come quietly? You can't touch me, Sheriff! I brought my attack dog with the built-in force field. Well, I brought my dinosaur who eats force-field dogs. - [Growling] - Yipe, yipe, yipe, yipe! You are going to jail, Bart! Say good-bye to the wife and tater tots. [Giggling Excitedly] [Laughing] [Baby Squealing, Laughing, Cooing] You saved the day again, Woody. [Voice Box] You are my favourite deputy. You have got a friend in me You have got a friend in me Come on, let's wrangle up the cattle. When the road looks rough ahead And you’re miles and miles from your nice, warm bed - Round 'em up, cowboy! - Just remember what your old pal said Boy, you have got a friend in me - Yee-haw! - Yeah, you have got a friend in me Hey, cowboy! Some other folks might be a little bit smarter than I am - [Whinnying] - Big and stronger too - Come on, Woody. - Maybe But none of them will ever love you the way I do - It's me and you, boy - [Laughs] - And as the years go by - Whoa! - Whoa! [Laughing] - Our friendship will never die - Whoo! - You are gonna see - It's our destiny - [Laughing] - You have got a friend in me -All right! - Yeah, you have got a friend in me - Score! - You got a friend in me - Wow! Cool! - [Mom] What do you think? - Oh, this looks great, Mom! - Okay, birthday boy-- - We saw that at the store! I asked you for it! - I hope I have enough places. - Wow, look at that! That's so-- - One, two-- Four. Yeah, I think that's gonna be enough. - Oh, my gosh, you got-- - Could we leave this up till we move? - Well, sure! - We can leave it up. Now go get Molly. - Yeah! - Your friends are gonna be here any minute. - Okay. It's party time, Woody. - Yee...haw! - [Running Footfalls] [Baby Squealing] Howdy, I little lady. [Squeal I ng] Somebody's poisoned the water hole. - [Cooing] - Come on, Molly. Oh, you are getting heavy. -[Molly Cooing] - See you later, Woody. [Door Closes] Pull my string! The birthday party's today? Okay, everybody, coast is clear! - [Squeaks] - Ages 3 and up. It's on my box. Ages 3 and up. I'm not supposed to be baby-sitting Princess Drool. [Tires Squeal, Motor Revs] - [Weebles Gibbering] - [Bell Dings, Siren Wailing] - [Siren Wailing] - Hey, Hamm. - Look, I'm Picasso! - I don't get it. You uncultured swine! What are you looking' at, ya hockey puck? [Squeaks] [Weebles Gibbering] - Hey, Sarge, have you seen Slinky? - Sir! No, sir! Okay. Hey, thank you. At ease. - [Siren Wailing] - Hey, uh, Slinky? Right here, Woody. I'm red this time. - No. S-Slink-- - Oh, well, all right. You can be red if you want. - N-Not now, Slink. I got some bad news. - [Shouts] Bad news? Shh, shh, shh! -Just gather everyone up for a staff meeting, and be happy. - Got it. - Be happy! - Ha, ha, ha, ha! - Staff meeting, everybody! Snake, Robot, podium please. -[Siren Wailing] Hey. [Jabbers] Hey, Etch. Draw! -[Ding] - Oh! Got me again. Etch, you have been working on that draw. Fastest knobs in the west. Got a staff meeting, you guys. Come on, let's go. Now, where is that-- Oh. Hey, who moved my doodle pad way over here? [Roaring] - How are you doing', Rex? - Were you scared? Tell me honestly. I was close to being scared that time. I'm going for fearsome here, but I just don't feel it. I think I'm just coming off as annoying. [Coughs] Ow! Oh, hi, Bo. Hi. I wanted to thank you, Woody, for saving my flock. Oh, hey, it was, uh, nothing'. What do you say I get someone else to watch the sheep tonight? [Sheepish Giggle] Oh, yeah! [Mutters] Remember, I'm just a couple of blocks away. - Yodel-ay-hee-hoo! - Come on, come on. Smaller toys up front. [Slinky] Hey, Woody, come on. [Toys Tittering, Buzzing, Dinging] -[Sheep Bleating] -Ahem! - [Squeaks] - Oh, thanks, Mike. - [Loud Feedback] - Okay-- Whoa, whoa. Step back. -[Hamm] For crying out loud. - Thank you. - [Amplified Blowing] - [Amplified] Hello? Check. That better? Great. Everybody hear me? Up on the shelf, can you hear me? Great. Okay. First item today: Uh... oh, yeah. Has everyone picked a moving buddy? - [Rex] What? - Moving buddy? You can't be serious. I didn't know we were supposed to have one already. - Do we have to hold hands? - [Toys Gibbering] You guys think this is a big joke. We have only got one week left before the move. I don't want any toys left behind. A moving buddy. If you don't have one, get one! All right, next. Uh, oh, yes. Tuesday night's plastic corrosion awareness meeting... was, I think, a big success. And we want to thank Mr. Spell for putting that on for us. - Thank you, Mr. Spell. - [Electronic Voice] You are welcome. Okay. Uh, oh, yes. One, uh, minor note here. [Quietly] Andy's birthday party has been moved to today. - Wait a minute here! - [Toys Complaining] What do you mean the party's today? His birthday's not till next week! What's going' on down there? Is his mom losing' her marbles? Well, obviously she wanted to have the party before the move. - I'm not worried. You shouldn't be worried. - Of course Woody ain't worried. He's been Andy's favourite since kindergarten. Hey, hey. Come on, Potato Head. If Woody says it's all right, then, well, darn it, it's good enough for me. Woody has never steered us wrong before. Come on, guys. Every Christmas and birthday we go through this. But what if Andy gets another dinosaur, a mean one? I just don't think I could take that kind of rejection! Hey, listen, no one's getting replaced. This is Andy we are talking about. It doesn't matter how much we are played with. [Chirping] What matters is that we are here for Andy when he needs us. That's what we are made for, right? Pardon me. I hate to break up the staff meeting, but... they are here! Birthday guests at three o'clock! - Stay calm, everyone! - [Agitated Gibbering] Hey! - Uh, meeting adjourned. -[Creaking] Ho, boy! Will you take a look at all those presents? I can't see a thing. Yes, sir, we are next month's garage sale fodder for sure. - Any dinosaur-shaped ones? - Oh, for crying out loud. They are all in boxes, you idiot. [Rex] They are getting bigger. - Wait, there's a nice little one over there. - [Child] Hi! [Screaming] - [Mr. Spell] Spell: trash can. - [Rex] We are doomed! All right! All right! If send out the troops, will you all calm down? - Yes! Yes! We promise! - Okay! Save your batteries. Very good, Woody. That's using the old noodle. Sergeant, establish a recon post downstairs. Code Red! - You know what to do. - Yes, sir! All right, men. You heard him. Code Red! Repeat, we are at Code Red. Recon plan Charlie. Execute! Let's move! Move, move, move, move! [Door Creaking] [Children Shouting] -[Child Chattering] - [Children] Yeah! -[Chattering, Shouting Continue] - [Mom] Okay, come on, kids. Everyone I n the Living room. I it’s almost to me for the presents. [Kids Shouting, Chattering Excitedly] [Shouting, Chattering Continue] [Hamm] All right, gangway, gangway. And this is how we find out... - what is in those presents. - [Robot Humming] [Kids Chattering, Shouting] [Mom] Okay, who's hungry?