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  • So, you guys excited for the big game coming up?

  • Yes! I can't wait to cheer for the home team.

  • [all] Home team! Home team! Home team!

  • Oh no.

  • - What's wrong? - What?

  • The social media version of my ex just walked in.

  • Aw, that's your ex?

  • Worse. It's the social media version of my ex.

  • It's the version I scroll past on Facebook or I see on Instagram. She's right over there.

  • Oh yeah! I remember when you guys were dating!

  • Aw, wow. She looks great now.

  • She really does.

  • What're the odds she's be here?

  • She's everywhere!

  • It's like any time I turn on my computer there she is!

  • Cheers to food!

  • [girls] Yes! Oh!

  • Wow. They are toasting a lot.

  • Are those her friends?

  • I guess?

  • Cheers!

  • They look way cooler and multi-cultural than I remember.

  • Ugh, this sucks because I really am over her! But the social media version of her?

  • I mean, a valencia filter? That's not fair!

  • Hey, who's that guy she's with?

  • Cheers!

  • I'm trying to figure that out.

  • Cheers to handsome!

  • Are they dating, or just friends?

  • I can't tell in a group.

  • Well, now it's just the two of them.

  • What?

  • Wait, no! Where did everybody else go?

  • I think now it's just his friends.

  • Cheers!

  • Oh, this sucks.

  • Just stop looking at it.

  • Oh, I'd love to.

  • But it's the social media version of her, so she's just right there!

  • If it helps, she's probably doing the same thing you are.

  • I doubt it.

  • I've been telling her I like her stuff for a long time and she hasn't noticed.

  • Grant, I know it's hard to see somebody that you loved with somebody else.

  • I mean, it's honestly one of the toughest things about social media.

  • But, you just have to work the-- what are you doing?

  • [strained voice] What if she looks over here?

  • [sighs] Man...

  • I think you just need to block her.

  • Oh, you're right.

  • This is better. Thank you.

  • (Here you go)

  • [all] Ooooooh. Wow.

  • What's all this?

  • I ordered the social media version of brunch.

  • Oh, twenty likes already. That was quick.

  • Is one of them Julia? JULIA DID YOU LIKE THIS?

  • Look at me, oh god!

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The Social Media Version Of Your Ex-Girlfriend

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Keywords

stuff

US /stʌf/

UK /stʌf/

  • noun
  • Generic description for things, materials, objects
  • verb
  • To push material inside something, with force
subscribe

US /səbˈskraɪb/

UK /səb'skraɪb/

  • verb
  • To regularly pay to receive a service
tough

US /tʌf/

UK /tʌf/

  • adjective
  • (Of food) difficult to chew or bite through
  • Very difficult to do or deal with
  • Difficult; requiring considerable effort or endurance.
  • (of food) difficult to cut or chew.
  • Having strict standards
  • (Of meat) difficult to cut or chew.
  • Being firm and not easily bent or broken
  • Being strong physically or mentally
  • Being difficult to persuade
  • Unpleasant or unfortunate.
  • Capable of violence
  • other
  • To endure a period of hardship or difficulty.
  • noun
  • A rough and aggressive person.
  • other
  • To make (someone) physically or emotionally stronger.
figure

US /ˈfɪɡjɚ/

UK /ˈfiɡə/

  • verb
  • To appear in a game, play or event
  • To calculate how much something will cost
  • To understand or solve something.
  • To understand after thinking; work out
  • other
  • To consider, believe, or conclude.
  • To calculate or work out (a sum or amount).
  • noun
  • Your body shape
  • Numbers in a calculation
  • A diagram or illustrative drawing in a book or magazine.
  • Doll-like thing meant to represent a person
  • Picture or diagram giving information in a text
  • Person who is very important or famous
  • A set pattern of movements in ice skating.
  • Shape of a person seen indistinctly or in outline
  • Amount that is expressed in numbers
  • A person, especially one who is important or well-known.
  • A numerical amount or value expressed in numbers.
  • A statue or other representation of a person or animal.
  • An outline or shape, especially of a person or animal.
  • other
  • To conclude or expect; think.
doubt

US /daʊt/

UK /daʊt/

  • noun
  • Not being sure of something; lack of certainty
  • A possibility that something is not as it appears or is stated to be.
  • verb
  • To question the truth or certainty of something
  • other
  • To distrust or disbelieve.
  • To feel uncertain about; lack conviction in.
  • other
  • A feeling of uncertainty or lack of conviction.
strain

US /stren/

UK /streɪn/

  • verb
  • To remove the water from (food) using a colander
  • To injure a muscle, leg etc. by using it too much
  • noun
  • Injury to a muscle, leg etc. through overuse
  • Type or variation of a disease or bacillus
version

US /ˈvɚʒən, -ʃən/

UK /ˈvə:ʃən/

  • noun
  • An account or description of a particular event or situation.
  • A particular form of something differing in certain respects from an earlier form or other forms of the same thing.
  • Different way that someone interprets something
  • New or different form of something
  • An updated form of some software
  • A translation of a text into another language.
odd

US /ɑd/

UK /ɒd/

  • adjective
  • Being unmatched with someone or something
  • Being a number not able to be divided by two
  • Being unexpected or different; out of the ordinary
filter

US /ˈfɪltɚ/

UK /'fɪltə(r)/

  • noun
  • A digital effect or setting that modifies an image or video.
  • A program or device that filters data.
  • Device to remove certain types of light, sound
  • Device to remove unwanted things from liquid, gas
  • A transparent screen used in front of a camera lens to change the light.
  • other
  • To apply a digital effect or setting to modify an image or video.
  • To selectively prevent the passage of (information or people).
  • To pass (light, sound, etc.) through a filter to reduce its intensity or alter its quality.
  • To pass (a liquid, gas, light, or sound) through a device to remove unwanted material.
  • To pass slowly or gradually.
  • verb
  • To remove certain types of light, sound
  • To remove unwanted substances from a liquid or gas
  • other
  • To move or pass gradually or slowly.
  • Of a motorcycle or cyclist: to move between lanes of slower-moving or stationary traffic.
grant

US /ɡrænt/

UK /ɡrɑ:nt/

  • verb
  • To admit an opinion is true but not fully agreeing
  • To give or let someone do what they want
  • noun
  • Money given for education or research
  • Person's name