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  • So, you guys excited for the big game coming up?

  • Yes! I can't wait to cheer for the home team.

  • [all] Home team! Home team! Home team!

  • Oh no.

  • - What's wrong? - What?

  • The social media version of my ex just walked in.

  • Aw, that's your ex?

  • Worse. It's the social media version of my ex.

  • It's the version I scroll past on Facebook or I see on Instagram. She's right over there.

  • Oh yeah! I remember when you guys were dating!

  • Aw, wow. She looks great now.

  • She really does.

  • What're the odds she's be here?

  • She's everywhere!

  • It's like any time I turn on my computer there she is!

  • Cheers to food!

  • [girls] Yes! Oh!

  • Wow. They are toasting a lot.

  • Are those her friends?

  • I guess?

  • Cheers!

  • They look way cooler and multi-cultural than I remember.

  • Ugh, this sucks because I really am over her! But the social media version of her?

  • I mean, a valencia filter? That's not fair!

  • Hey, who's that guy she's with?

  • Cheers!

  • I'm trying to figure that out.

  • Cheers to handsome!

  • Are they dating, or just friends?

  • I can't tell in a group.

  • Well, now it's just the two of them.

  • What?

  • Wait, no! Where did everybody else go?

  • I think now it's just his friends.

  • Cheers!

  • Oh, this sucks.

  • Just stop looking at it.

  • Oh, I'd love to.

  • But it's the social media version of her, so she's just right there!

  • If it helps, she's probably doing the same thing you are.

  • I doubt it.

  • I've been telling her I like her stuff for a long time and she hasn't noticed.

  • Grant, I know it's hard to see somebody that you loved with somebody else.

  • I mean, it's honestly one of the toughest things about social media.

  • But, you just have to work the-- what are you doing?

  • [strained voice] What if she looks over here?

  • [sighs] Man...

  • I think you just need to block her.

  • Oh, you're right.

  • This is better. Thank you.

  • (Here you go)

  • [all] Ooooooh. Wow.

  • What's all this?

  • I ordered the social media version of brunch.

  • Oh, twenty likes already. That was quick.

  • Is one of them Julia? JULIA DID YOU LIKE THIS?

  • Look at me, oh god!

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So, you guys excited for the big game coming up?

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