"weirdest Halloween ever" stories from you guys.

This first one is from @RealAmyJo.

She says, "We rang the bell at a house, and the guy was drunk.

He had no idea it was Halloween.

So he just gave us each a dollar

and then turned off his porch light."

[ Laughter and applause ]

"Am I a pretty emoji?"

[ Light laughter ]

This one's from @cam31.

He says, "Once at the mall, I saw five people

walk into a public restroom dressed as Clark Kent.

Five minutes later, all five of them came out

dressed as Superman."

-Yeah. -Wow, they really planned it.

"Look, it's five birds!

No. They could be five drones."

[ Laughter ]

Just update.

Yeah, update. Just trying to make it modern.

"I'm gonna call an Uber." You're making it modern.

Yeah, making Superman modern.

This one's from @NatalieWild7.

She says, "My friend and I were walking through a haunted house

when a clown jumped out.

My friend freaked out and screamed, 'Not today, biatch,'

and then ran away."

[ Laughter and applause ]

Why go?

Stay in your lane, clown.

[ Laughter ] Unh-unh!

This one's from @GumGummerson.

Oh!

Ol' Gum Gummerson!

-Old Gum Gummerson. -I've been here many years.

I got my prospectin' pan. -Old Gum Gummerson.

Man, get out of here, you -- -Dagnabbit!

What's Gum say?

Gum says, "A trick-or-treater once showed up at my door

in a poncho that had the name John written on it.

When we asked what he was, he replied, 'I'm John.'"

[ Laughter and applause ]

Good costume. -Yeah.

Then Gum gave him some gum.

This one's from @MissLoriT.

-Oh, @MrsLoriT. -Oh, Mrs.

Maybe she's married to Mr. T.

Oh.

-She says -- -I pity the fool.

-What's that? -I pity the fool.

[ Laughter ]

Who's married to Mr. T.

The idea was that Superman used to say, "It's a bird."

"It's a plane. It's Superman."

He didn't say it. The people would say that.

No, humans walking around Metropolis.

Right, would go, "Oh, my gosh,

it's a bird, it's a plane, it's Superman.

Oh, it's a plane. No, it's Superman."

Now you're saying, "Is that a drone?"

That's correct, or is that a -- some type of --

-Person. -A flying --

A remote-control flying thing?

Is that some sort of a flying device?

Maybe Balloon Boy?

And so people say, "Is that a drone or Balloon Boy?"

No, by golly.

-It's just Superman. -In fact, it's just Superman.

Yet again I was tricked.

-You fooled me once again. -You fooled me once again.

[ Laughter ]

Kryptoday and Kryptonite.

[ Laughter ]

Oh, my God.

Whaa! Shwack. Trick or treat.

This one's from @PunkReckless. -Yeah.

She says, "I was dressed as a fortune teller at a party.

A guy asked me to read his palm,

so I told him he'd get drunk and have a good time.

He came back an hour later, told me I was the real deal.

Then he fell over a table."

[ Laughter and applause ]

This last one is from @MattLong1.

He says, "I once got so drunk at a Halloween party

that when I got home, I egged my own house."

There you have it, everybody.

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