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  • Dan! Dan!! We have fan mail!!

  • What is it?

  • Please! dont be rabies!

  • Dan and Jason: AaRRGGHHH!

  • is... is he alive?

  • Hello people of China!

  • Dan and Jason: arrgh!

  • Err this is china right? I’m supposed to have been sent to china

  • Wha?

  • Oh sorry, I’m speaking English... (Speaks in chinese)

  • No you idiot we speak English! Who are you?

  • well that’s a little rude. Whenever I meet another English person theyre always extremely rude

  • Would you like to win a weekend trip for 2 to Hawaii?

  • No...

  • No...

  • Well I’d love to stay and chat with you fine creatures of the dinner plate but I have to skedaddle

  • whoa, whoa, wait! Where are you going!?

  • and how do you have hair!?

  • I told you, I’m supposed to be in China!

  • And how do you plan to get there?

  • Same way I got here

  • go to the airport

  • empty someone else’s box

  • jump in it, and hope for the best!

  • You people make me sick...

  • why are you trying to get to china?

  • well there’s a man there that can supposedly make cheese appear out of thin air!

  • And err I wanna see it, so... cya!

  • I can do that

  • You can?

  • Look left, back at me, there’s now cheese

  • hmmm... the plate too, that’s impressive

  • Right okay, well it looks like I’m staying a while then

  • Oh sorry, I haven’t introduced myself yet I’m Charlie, I’m a video logger from the World Wide Web

  • And I’m travelling the globe looking for impressive stuff to appear on my videos

  • Dan and Jason: Ooooooh

  • that’s like, cool!

  • and with you here, it looks like I don’t have to go to chin

  • If youre in need of new clothes thenClothing Marketsis for you! Click here for a free trial!

  • Sorry about that, the people at Google planted a chip in my head that causes me to constantly advertise things

  • Yes my minions, you are just the first step towards world domination! Muhahaha!

  • Hello? hello?

  • Hello oh yes sorry as I was saying

  • with you here, I don’t have to go to china, because you can make cheese out of thin air!

  • Hmm... What does this taste like?

  • NooO!

  • hmmm... not bad. It tastes a bit like...

  • Oh my god you killed a famous video logger!!

  • I killed him!? No No No

  • it’s okay, it’s okay!! It was an accident!

  • Yeah an accident! I didn’t do anything, he just walked in here and died, Just like that!

  • Here, help me push him off the edge

  • Yeah! an accident!

  • There, he’s not our problem now...

  • Did that really just happen?

  • Did what just happen?

  • That!

  • Did WHAT just happen?

  • THA-oooh I get it Shhh....

  • (voices) You just killed someone!

  • (voices) mhmm i want some cake!

  • (voices) People will hate you!

  • (voices) Did someone say cake?

  • (voices) Killer!

  • (voices) I could really go for some cake right now!

  • (voices) Murderer!

  • OH MY GOD I JUST KILLED SOMEONE!

  • Huh?

  • It’s not real.... It’s not real

  • I try to avoid looking at my youtube statistics because i can get quite bogged down in you know

  • number of subscribers you count that kinda thing, but i feel need to make an exception to that rule today

  • because im about to hit a million subscribers

  • Well that’s not very nice is it? after all weve been through?

  • ARGH!

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Dan! Dan!! We have fan mail!!

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