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Dear Ryan, Can you make a horror skit about how it feels to be a Pokemon?
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Pikachu Ryan: Come on, please, Mom?
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Momma Pikachu Arden: *sigh* I don't know.
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It's gonna be dark soon.
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Pikachu: But I'm not even gonna go that far!
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And I'll be back before dinner! I promise.
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*Momma Pikachu sighs*
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What are the rules?
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Pikachu: Oh! Um
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No fighting, stay away from the city ,
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And be back before it's dark!
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See? I got it!
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Momma Pikachu: And?
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Pikachu: And..
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Momma Pikachu: And if you see a human?
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Pikachu: Come on, there's never been any--
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Momma Pikachu: AND IF YOU SEE A HUMAN?
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Pikachu: If I see a human, I will run away.
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(Momma Pikachu sighs)
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Momma Pikachu: Be back before dinner.
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Pikachu: THANKS MOM!
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(Pikachu laughs)
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Growing up in the Viridian was,
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Well , normal.
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We were in the deepest part of the forest,
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So there weren't many other pokemon around.
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It was quiet...
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peaceful...
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nothing really ever happened.
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At least, that's what I thought...
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Pikachu: MOOOM! I'M BACK!
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Mom..?
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Mom, why.. why's all the things in the front--
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*GASP*
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AH!
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Momma Pikachu: ..Run..
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Pikachu: AH AH AH
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*ZAP*
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*Pikachu crying*
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PIKACHU...
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I...
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CHOOSE.. YOUUUUU...
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Pikachu: AAAAAAAAAH!!!
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*loud crowd cheering*
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Ready, kid?
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Pikachu: NANI?
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Let's just get this battle over with.
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Pikachu: Battle? I-I don't want to battle you though.
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You don't get a choice.
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*punch*
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*bell rings*
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Nurse Joy: And.. there we go!
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All better!
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Lemme go and get your trainer for you.
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This your first time?
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Pikachu: The hell's going on?
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I was just all beat up and..
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now I'm..
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That human that just left.
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She healed us.
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Pikachu: Why would a human try to help us?
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HELP US?
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*scoffs*
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You got a lot to learn..
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They make us fight until the brink of death.
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Just before one of us dies, they heal us.
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Nurse Joy: And there we go.
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All better!
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They make us do it all over again.
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Nurse Joy: And there we go!
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All better!
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Pikachu: But why don't you guys just NOT fight?
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You don't HAVE to obey them.
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Don't you think we've tried that?
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THEY BREAK YOU.
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Pikachu: LET ME OUTTTTTTTT
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You don't know what it's like to be stuck in that ball
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for weeks, months, even YEARS.
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Nothing to do.. nothing to see...
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No one to talk to.
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You start to forget yourself.
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Pikachu: Ash is my Master...
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Who you are.. where you're from..
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I'd much rather fight every day of for the rest of my life,
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for these 2-3 minutes of freedom.
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Than to be stuck in that ball..
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..and lose myself.
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Echos: All Better!
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Echos: Really hoped to see you today!
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Pikachu: LET ME OUT, I KNOW YOU HEAR ME!
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*screams and flashbacks*
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PIKACHU.. I.. CHOOSE.. YOU...
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Pikachu: *shaking* N-no..
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Pikachu: Mom?
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*smack*
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*overlapping nurse voices*
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Pikachu: MOM! STOP!
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FIGHT! OR YOU'LL NEVER COME OUT OF THAT BALL AGAIN!
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*flashbacks*
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*intense fighting*
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(Pikachu, shaking and sobs)
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Pikachu: I'm sorry, Mom..
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Pikachu: I'm so sorry..
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Gotta Catch Em Allll... *evil laughter*
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TEEHEE!