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  • I want to share some of my favorite

  • "Why I'm Single" stories from you guys. Here we go.

  • This first one is from @wickedclos.

  • He says, "I order my food at the drive-thru with my regular voice,

  • then pretend I have a passenger and use another voice so they don't think it's all for one person.

  • Can I get a Big Mac?

  • [ Southern accent ] Yeah, and two cheeseburgers!

  • And two cheeseburgers.

  • [ Southern accent ] Super-size that thing, man!

  • Can you super-size --

  • Hey, let me order, all right?

  • What happens when they pull up, though?

  • Where's the other dude?

  • This one's from @KatyDombroski.

  • She says, "I tried flirting with a guy by saying his smile was nice.

  • He said he got it from his mom. I replied," Your mom must be hot then."

  • -Blblblblbl! -What?

  • This one from Avi Abrahamsen.

  • He says, "The last time I was leaving a restaurant, the hostess said, "Enjoy your night,"

  • and I said, "Love you too!"

  • This one's from @NicoleAsselin1.

  • She says, "Whenever I wear ripped jeans, I only shave the patches of leg hair that will be exposed.

  • That's good spatial awareness.

  • Those are very hairy knees.

  • This one's from @KSchafheimer.

  • She says, "Last night, I punched myself in the face with both hands trying to take my quilt out of the dryer.

  • That's cute. That's cute.

  • I don't think -- You shouldn't be single for that.

  • This one's from @demaskingtape.

  • De-masking?

  • De-masking, Am I missing something?

  • -No. Masking tape. De-masking?

  • I know masking tape. De-masking?

  • Is that, like, to de-mask?

  • -De-mask somebody? -"Phantom of the Opera" thing?

  • Hey, how did he get that mask, the phantom of the opera?

  • He made it.

  • -So he like -- Did he smelt it or something?

  • Got his face burned with acid or whatever,

  • and then he made that mask.

  • Does he start with a balloon?

  • I think he starts with a balloon.

  • And then you use already-read --

  • yesterday's newspaper. -Right.

  • Some flour, water.

  • -Or, he uses plaster of Paris.

  • 'Cause that's where he is.

  • He does that on there. -That's true, yeah. Yeah.

  • So, there, they call it...

  • Plaster.

  • -That's correct.

  • And so the phantom makes the thing, and he cuts it out.

  • Right.

  • Finds the eye hole.

  • Right.

  • -You know. -Right.

  • So he can see.

  • The music and the movement of the plaster of Paris mask

  • But why --

  • Is this part of his face that good?

  • Well...

  • Like, why not just do -- you know.

  • Like, one of those -- a regular mask.

  • I'm still the phantom of the opera.

  • -Right. -I look cooler than --

  • Who wears a one-sided mask?

  • A dude with one side of his face missing.

  • One side of his face? I never saw the play.

  • Apparently this side of the face got --

  • One side of his face is missing?

  • Yeah, it got burnt or something.

  • Doesn't mean it's missing.

  • There was a fire at the Paris Opera House,

  • and he's ashamed of it.

  • There was a fire at his parents' house,

  • so he moved into the subway? -No, no, no.

  • The Paris Opera House...

  • -Oh, the Paris Opera House. -...not his parents' house.

  • Oh, I thought you said a fire at his parents house.

  • I think I've seen it.

  • Anyways,

  • I love "Phantom of the Opera" and Andrew Lloyd Webber.

  • This is from

  • That's an Andrew Lloyd Webber joint, isn't it?

  • This one is from demaskingtape.

  • Oh! Like the phantom.

  • -You're saying that the phantom

  • She says, "I once ate a dog biscuit on accident, and then again on purpose because it tasted just like a Mini Muffin.

  • Don't eat dog biscuits.

  • That is ruff.

  • This one is from @MetalFanInBlack.

  • He says, "I'm single because I'd probably have to update my wardrobe.

  • Look at this picture.

  • Oh, my goodness.

  • I want to thank Simon Cowell for sending in that --

  • Or the phantom.

  • Or the phantom of the opera wears the black.

  • What happened at the end

  • of "Phantom of the Opera?"

  • Do they get married?

  • I think he burns alive, doesn't he?

  • That's just a guess. That's just a guess.

  • Does he really? Have you seen it?

  • -Me? -Yeah.

  • Nah.

  • -No one in this -- No one's seen "Phantom of the Opera?"

  • Wait, Stro says he saw it.

  • -What happened? -What happens at the end?

  • I don't remember.

  • Why would you even say that you saw?

  • This last one -- -Oh, thank God.

  • The last one is -- "I saw it, I saw it.

  • I don't remember anything.

  • This last one's from U.S. ski team member, Lindsey Vonn,

  • our pal!

  • What?

  • She played the hashtag game, "Why I'm Single."

  • She said, "I'm single because I only have

  • eyes for the Olympics."

  • "Also, where's my pep talk, coach?"

  • Oh, I did promise her.

  • I promised Lindsey I would do a pep talk before the Olympics.

  • So, they start tomorrow.

  • Do you guys mind if I give Team USA a little pep talk?

  • All right. Give me. Give me my onesie.

  • Here we go. All right.

  • I've got to put my onesie on here.

  • Quest, can I get a drumroll?

  • Got to get my rat tail.

  • Hey, team USA.

  • Do it!

  • Just do it!

  • You're going to the Olympics! I need you to ski!

  • Bronze did it, silver did it.

  • So do it! Be the gold!

  • Ski down the hill! Speed skate!

  • Triple Lutz!

  • Sweep the ice! Curl!

  • You're the best, so be the best, and beat the best!

  • Do it!

  • Good luck to all the athletes

  • competing in the Winter Games next week.

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