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  • >> HI.

  • >> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR COMING.

  • >> THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.

  • >> Jimmy: YOU AR REAL TROUPER

  • FOR COMING TODAY BECAUSE I KNOW

  • YOU WENT TO THE DENTIST.

  • WHAT DID YOU HAVE DONE AT THE

  • DENTIST TODAY?

  • >> I ACTUALLY HAD A SURGERY

  • YESTERDAY.

  • AND I HAD A TOOTH REMOVED.

  • AND I SAW MYSELF LAST NIGHT AND

  • I HAD -- I LOOKED LIKE -- YEAH,

  • WAS NOT APPROPRIATE.

  • SO I REALIZED I HAD TO GO AND

  • GET ANOTHER TOOTH TODAY.

  • >> Jimmy: YOU'RE TOOTHLESS?

  • >> I GOT A TOOTH IN.

  • I'M WEARING ALL MY TOOTH --

  • TEETH FOR YOU TONIGHT.

  • >> Jimmy: IT'S NICE OF YOU TO

  • WEAR ALL YOUR TEETH.

  • >> I FIGURED I SHOULD DO THAT.

  • >> Jimmy: ARE YOU INJECTED WITH

  • VARIOUS PAINKILLERS?

  • >> I'M NOT SO NUMB ANYMORE BUT I

  • FEEL LIKE I HAD -- YOU KNOW.

  • >> Jimmy: THE PAIN IS COMING

  • BACK?

  • >> A LITTLE THROBBY.

  • YEAH.

  • >> Jimmy: I HAVE THAT.

  • I TEND TO HAVE THAT EFFECT ON

  • WOMEN.

  • >> IT'S NOT YOU, IT'S NOT YOU.

  • >> Jimmy: IT'S NOT.

  • >> IT'S NOT YOU.

  • >> Jimmy: BY THE WAY, SPEAKING

  • OF AN EFFECT ON PEOPLE.

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> Jimmy: GUILLERMO TOLD ME A

  • STORY.

  • AND IT'S A PRETTY CRAZY STORY.

  • SO -- I KNOW TO YOU IT'S NOT

  • PROBABLY THAT CRAZY BECAUSE

  • YOU'RE YOU.

  • BUT GUILLERMO'S SON PLAYS SOCCER

  • KNOWLEDGE YES.

  • >> Jimmy: YOUR SON PLAYS SOCCER.

  • >> YES.

  • >> Jimmy: YOU GUYS MET AT A --

  • >> WE RAN INTO EACH OTHER.

  • >> Jimmy: YEAH.

  • GUILLERMO CLAIMS THAT YOU

  • SPOTTED HIM.

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> Jimmy: RAN TO HIM.

  • >> I DID.

  • >> Jimmy: HUGGED HIM.

  • >> YEAH.

  • >> Jimmy: AND KISSED HIM.

  • >> I DID.

  • AND HE --

  • [ LAUGHTER ]

  • THERE YOU ARE.

  • >> Guillermo: HI, HOW ARE YOU?

  • >> YOU COULD NOT HAVE BEEN ANY

  • MORE COOLER.

  • AND I WAS A LITTLE -- I FELT A

  • LITTLE BIT LIKE I WAS HAVING

  • THAT FAN THING.

  • GUILLERMO!

  • AND HE WAS LIKE HANGING OUT WITH

  • ALL THE DADS AND HE WAS BEING

  • REALLY COOL.

  • >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY.

  • >> HE WAS DOING THE REAL LIKE,

  • I'M HANGING WITH THE DADS.

  • LIKE, NO MOMS ALLOWED.

  • AND I SPOTTED HIM BECAUSE MY

  • BABY DOES LIKE THE BABY CLASS IN

  • THE BACK.

  • I SPOTTED HIM FROM AFAR AND I

  • WAS JUST LIKE RUNNING, LIKE SLOW

  • MOTION, ACROSS THE PARK TO GET

  • TO HIM.

  • AND HE WAS REALLY -- HE WAS

  • LIKE, HEY, WHAT'S UP?

  • [ LAUGHTER ]

  • >> Jimmy: GUILLERMO, WHAT ARE

  • YOU DOING?

  • >> Guillermo: NO, I WAS

  • SURPRISED, I WAS SO EXCITED WHEN

  • SHE GAVE ME A HUG AND KISS AND

  • ALL THE FATHERS WERE LIKE --

  • [ LAUGHTER ]

  • ONE OF THEM WENT LIKE THIS,

  • WHO'S THAT?

  • AND I DID, "ONE OF MY GIRLS."

  • [ LAUGHTER ]

  • [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

  • >> Jimmy: HE'S SOMETHING ELSE.

>> HI.

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