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  • (spooky music)

  • (ominous laughter)

  • Happy Shocktober, y'all! You can't really tell

  • from the bare whiteness surrounding me,

  • but I'm getting ready to host

  • a super spooky party!

  • It should be a real Halloween blast!

  • (laughter)

  • [Pear] Yeah, it better not be that kind of

  • blast, dude.

  • [Orange] Why, Pear, I have no idea

  • what you're talking about!

  • (laughs)

  • But before I can throw my party,

  • I need to decorate.

  • [Pear] That's why today, Orange and I

  • are showing you how to decorate for Halloween.

  • [Orange] As we all know, Halloween

  • is all about being scary, so Step 1 is

  • to come up with the scariest ideas you can.

  • [Pear] That's right, like vampires.

  • [Orange] Hippos!

  • [Pear] Mummies!

  • [Orange] Hippos on tricycles!

  • [Pear] Spiders!

  • [Orange] Hippos with eight legs who weave webs

  • with their butts!

  • [Pear] Okay, Orange, what the heck are you

  • talking about? Eight legs? Webs

  • coming out of butts?

  • - [Orange] What? You said spiders.

  • [Pear] Well yeah, but nobody decorates

  • for Halloween using hippos.

  • - [Orange] They don't? Oh man, they should!

  • Nothin's scarier than a hippo's butt web

  • coming straight atcha!

  • (fart noise)

  • (Orange groans)

  • [Pear] Okay, a butt web, that's really what you

  • think is scary?

  • [Orange] (groans)

  • Say butt webs again!

  • (fart noise)

  • I got chills just hearing you say it!

  • (laughs)

  • [Pear] (groans) Moving on!

  • [Orange] Okay, okay. Step 2: Once you've

  • decided on your super scary decorations,

  • it's time to make them.

  • [Pear] And for that, you're gonna need

  • crafting supplies.

  • - [Orange] Definitely. For vampires,

  • go to the craft store and buy a vampire.

  • (Vampire groans)

  • [Orange] For mummies, use a summoning chant,

  • and one will arrive on your doorstep

  • by the next full moon!

  • (Mummy groans)

  • [Orange] For spiders, go into the woods

  • and find a rusty, old shack.

  • - [Pear] Hold on, we're talking about decorations

  • dude, not the real things.

  • [Orange] (laughs)

  • But authenticity makes for better decor,

  • does it not?

  • (laughs ominously)

  • [Pear] Okay, you're telling me you're gonna

  • invite a real vampire and mummy into your home?

  • And you're gonna hang real spiders on the wall?

  • [Orange] Why not? I don't even have to hang

  • them up, they're already there!

  • (laughs ominously)

  • (spooky noises)

  • [Pear] (groans) Orange, your party decorations

  • sound like a complete nightmare!

  • [Orange] Thank you. That was the goal!

  • (laughs ominously)

  • [Pear] (groans)

  • I guess I should just be thankful you

  • didn't decorate the party with TNT.

  • [Orange] Oh! Thanks for reminding me, I

  • totally forgot to do a TNT summoning chant.

  • [Pear] A what?

  • (chanting)

  • Pear] Wait, wait, don't do that!

  • [Orange] Too late, just did.

  • [Pear] (gasps) Okay, well it doesn't seem

  • like it worked.

  • [Orange] Ah well, hopefully my party'll

  • still be bangin'!

  • (laughs maniacally)

  • (doorbell chimes)

  • [Orange] Oh! The guests must be starting

  • to arrive!

  • [Mummy] (groans)

  • [Orange] Mummy! So glad you could come to my party.

  • [Pear] Oh, wait, wait, wait. If you summoned

  • a real mummy, then that means --

  • [Orange] You brought a gift? Aw, Mummy, that's so

  • lit!

  • (laughs evilly)

  • [Pear] No!

  • (explosion)

  • (spooky music)

(spooky music)

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HOW2: How to Decorate for Halloween #Shocktober

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    Cathy ♥ posted on 2018/10/14
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