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-Do people recognize you now, after "Mr. Robot," everywhere?
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-Yeah. Yeah.
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I mean, I was on the subway the other day,
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and someone stopped me --
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Well, they stopped my friend and they go, "You know,
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he looks a lot like that guy,
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that actor from ´Mr. Robot,´ Rami Malek."
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And she was about to start.
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And I said, "That guy?"
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And she´s like, "Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, you look a lot like him. You don´t get that?"
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And I said, "No, I don´t.
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That guy? He´s just -- He´s not me.
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He´s not my type, he´s arrogant, he´s got an attitude problem.
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I think he´s kind of a dick. I´ve met him once.
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Not a nice guy." [ Laughter ]
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-You met him once. -Yeah. Yeah.
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And she kept going on.
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She´s like, "No, no, no, I think he´s really sweet."
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And I´m like, "No, trust me. This guy has an attitude issue."
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And then I just -- It´s the first time
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you get a candid kind of response from someone.
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You don´t have that experience. -Well, it´s kind of fun.
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Yeah. -Right?
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-But then she said she loved you.
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-Yeah. She said she loved me,
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and then once I found out more,
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I convinced her to just stay on the subway a little bit longer
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and go past her stop and just keep complimenting me.
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[ Laughter ]
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Then I showed her my ID by the end of it,
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because I go, "You know what? It is me."
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-"It is me," yeah. -And she looks
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and she just stares at it, and she goes,
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"What are you doing riding the subway?"
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[ Laughter ]
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-Oh, I take the subway.
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-Yeah, like, I´m gonna take the subway
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for the rest of my life. -Exactly.
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-Yeah. -Yeah.
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You have a story about almost getting fired.
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The lasagna story.
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-Oh, yes. -I like this story.
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I think it has a good -- I think it has a good point.
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-Well, they were asking me about summer jobs I had,
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and I remember when i was 16, I was doing a catering thing.
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I had to carry about seven lasagnas
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up to a doctor´s conference room
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because someone was trying to sell them pharmaceuticals,
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a pharmaceutical rep.
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And I got up there
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with these eight scalding-hot lasagnas.
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And it´s like that cartoon character
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where they´re all teetering on top.
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And I finally get to the conference table,
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and one of them slightly starts to go.
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I´m trying to hold on, and it splatters
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all over the doctor´s office conference room.
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-Ooh. -And so I´m horrified.
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I´m, like, 16. You know, my first job.
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The world feels like it´s gonna end.
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And this pharmaceutical rep
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who´s, you know, a little bit older in her age
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just kind of looks at me sternly,
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and I think it´s over.
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And she just looks at me
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and she hands me a spatula and she goes,
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"Scoop it up. Put it right back in there.
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They´ll never know." [ Laughter ]
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And...she goes, "It´s a doctor´s office.
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We´re in a hospital. Everything is sanitized anyway."
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And I looked up at her, and I was like,
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"Is she being serious right now?
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Is she for real?"
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But then we both scooped it up together,
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and it was like this life-affirming moment of,
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"Everything´s gonna be all right.
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[ Laughter ] -Exactly.
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Don´t cry over spilled lasagna. -Yeah, exactly.
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-Exactly, yeah.
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Everything´s gonna be okay. -Yeah.