Name: U-Kiss "0330"
Uploaded: 2013-10-06T07:59:50.000Z
Duration: 8 min 11 s
Description: Thousands of YouTube videos with English-Chinese subtitles! Now you can learn to understand native speakers, expand your vocabulary, and improve your pronunciation...

This week's Music Monday is the Crazy Edition

I don't really know. No one's really said it yet.

So, first off, I said this before in the past,

I'm not really into ballads.  But I do have to say

the piano part for the song is really catchy and extremely pretty

But the music video: it really, really confused us.

We actually had to watch it three or four times

and even now I'm not to sure if we know fully what's happening.

So here's our guess: the video starts with a guy getting stuck

in a rainstorm but then running under and awning

Anyways, afterwards he goes to a coffee shop

with his love connection while all of his grumpy stalker friends

Then he goes to a studio and starts playing the piano with her

while his lurking friends are still stalking

Now, don't they have anything better to do?

I mean, I've heard about being a third wheel,

but these guys are like the 7th wheel, come on now!

And there's even that one member of the band

Anyways, so all of his grumpy stalking friends

have gathered into one room to watch him talk on the phone

And then suddenly one of them...he can't take it no more!

and he hangs up the phone call.  That jerk!

That's when we learn the truth about why his friends are grumpy stalkers,

It turns out this guy is Captain Crazy pants

Going out to a coffee shop?  Make it a solo espresso

You're playing the solo with your imaginary girlfriend

Who's that you're talking to on the phone, eh?

Is it your girlfriend?  What's her name?  What's her name?

Is it "Dial Tone"  BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO GIRLFRIEND

So, if you don't have a girlfriend, and you're on the phone,

Get it?  Get it?  It's a...it's a joke FORGET IT!

Anyways, turns out this guy has been imagining his girlfriend

this whole time, and his roommate can't take it anymore

I can totally understand why.  I mean, your roommate

having an imaginary girlfriend: that's gotta get pretty annoying.

Ah!  Damn!  You're so good at Mario Kart, girl!

Baby, I'm so sorry!  I didn't think he'd come home so soon,

Wait get your hands off of my girlfriend you filthy bastard!

How dare you say that about her?  NO!  DIAL TONE!  I'LL CALL YOU!

Seriously though: we're a bit confused about how the video wraps up.

I mean, we're not sure if his girlfriend actually broke up with him

or if she died, but either way your friend has a serious psychological problem

if he's imagining this girl with him when he's in public.

So, is it just us, or does this video wrap up

a little bit too neatly and a little bit too quickly?

I mean, the climax of the video is when they confront their friend, right?

They're like "dude, you're delusional!  This girl doesn't exist!"

And everyone breaks down, and they're really really emotional,

And then suddenly, everyone starts, like, laughing together

and then they go up on the rooftop and they have a singalong.

Really?  That seems a little bit too convenient for Captain Crazy pants,

I mean, you were just imagining a girl two minutes ago on the phone with you.

But..but what if...what if there's another possibility?

Now, we know that he has no girlfriend, but what if

he also has no friends?  WHAT IF IT'S ALL A HUGE DELUSIONAL DREAM?

Who could be behind this?  What mastermind could be some kind of a puppet master to these people?!

BUAHAHA!  DO YOU KNOW ME?  This is Mordney Present!

Oh yes!  You might have forgotten about me from the last U-Kiss video,

But I have been planning my evil return these many, many months.

Oh yes!  It is me!  I am the puppet master!

Now, come to me my dial tone!  Let us be alone toghether!