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  • OMG!! kids starting that quickly, I cant even get one!

  • Want to have one girlfriend i want two He has his hand around this girl and is secretly holding

  • This girl's hands behind his back. What?! They started this young?! This girl's like

  • the square doesn't fit! The square doesn't fit! It doesn't fit like, x3

  • Oh, what am I gonna do? Screw this

  • I'm just gonna take the lid off

  • Sometimes, the actual solution isn't the best. Sometimes, you gotta work around the box and find what's better for you

  • (Laugh) This mother was like, "I'm gonna put a lock on this drawer,

  • We don't know what she had in this drawer,

  • Who knows? I don't know. It was special, this kid wanted to get to it

  • So instead of finding out how to get into the lock, he's like, "I'm just gonna take the top drawer off and get inside."

  • Brilliant! Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant!

  • How these kids so much smarter than me? I would never think of this! I would probably think of this... But not at that

  • age! At this age I would be like come on at that age? No no no no, no, way?

  • No, way. I was, I, who knows, what I was doing at that age now?

  • This kid is a legend. This guy dressed up as his mother and tried to get his phone back. I am dead

  • Legit look, he's like I'm my

  • Mom I'm going to the principal, trying to get my phone back now that is education. I don't care if the teacher

  • I don't care if, like, they believe him or they don't like this is effort, right? Like I would give his phone back

  • This, kid is copying this cartoon somehow

  • With gum, why have i never thought of this I didn't know

  • This, was possible. I am intrigued and this is also not a kid this is clearly an

  • Adult hand. Just saying article, don't lie, to me, oh

  • I'll catch you which is the best estimate for the length of a football

  • This is how you- This is how you cheat the system you just write one football

  • Name these

  • 2d shapes the

  • Square's Jade, the oval is Charlotte, the rectangle is Charlie, the circle is Sophia. I could go on and on?

  • You guys get it. It's funny. They weren't like, square they, were like Jade they're too smart. So this, this kid

  • Knew that the teacher would get bored reading his long

  • Answer. So he, halfway through, goes in all honesty I'm already bored with

  • This topic it's far less interesting than I had hoped and I really want to finish this essay. I'm fairly sure you

  • Don't really read these, so I'm just going to put enough words down to make it seem like I wrote a lot

  • While I kill time, want to hear some words that rhyme with time? Crime,

  • dime, mime ha ha! (I can't read but he said there)

  • Chime, lime, ah dude, you know what has lime in it? Sprite. It's, like, lemonade I would totally go for one, oh?

  • The best part and they got an A. An A. An A. You see that right there now

  • Don't try this at school, because he got lucky

  • He knew his teacher didn't read it. Your teachers probably

  • read it. The time she wanted a hammock so bad she went ahead and made one. Look how

  • Cute she looks just like all snuggled up in there she's like, me ha ha ha, but like I'm scared it's gonna fall but

  • Also she has a comfortable bed underneath and she's thought of everything like

  • She falls, she's falling onto softness. So he wanted a back scratch so he

  • Went and sat on his puppy and his puppy scratching his back he's scratching the puppy this is genius. Win-win. Now

  • This kid wrote true and false for every answer so now the teacher doesn't know. What he's writing, is he writing

  • ct

  • You're, or false f a

  • Ls do you, guys, see that it is both but it looks, like he just got everything wrong

  • Yeah, but it's a good it's a. Good try but it didn't. Work he would have been better, off just some

  • writing true

  • For all i'm at least hoping to get 50% of them right you know

  • So this kid he's not allowed to have food in the living room

  • And he's not allowed to have his ipad in the kitchen so he just put the ipad

  • Outside the kitchen and his food in the kitchen, and he's doing, both he beat the system the mother quits, that's it she quits

  • He wins me who brought that table five-year-olds quietness me quietness five-year-old i'm pretty, sure he, was always like that

  • Oh is it is this how

  • They, bought it from the store this looks i believe you, this kid asked

  • Me for some skittles but i had just finished them so he stared at, me like, this tire, why, oh?

  • I bet she hate i bet she came, and she's like he's, my flight attendant

  • All the skittles on the plane i brought in a cake from

  • My, nephew's class on his birthday his response for what i don't like, any of these kids

  • At least he knows

  • What he wants there's a kid snorkeling and the fountains at the market square i've done this kid knows how to live guys

  • he knows how to live you

  • Don't have to go to the ocean you can just go to a fountain but i feel like

  • Because he's a kid he can get away with it like if i did this people would be like you're trespassing like

  • Let me find you now

  • I'm gonna send you to jail because

  • Because we hate you can't get mad at?

  • A kid when you're not hungry for the whole pizza but you still don't want to share four year old hack

  • This, is just selfish guys, clearly, you you ate like two pizza to pieces you could

  • Have shared you could have shared and look at all this pepperoni

  • You left what is this you don't like, the pepperoni!

  • You're, just sticking it onto his one slice it's respect i told my five-year-olds you could watch tv as soon

  • As he ate half his hot tub

  • now, that's how, you follow instructions

  • That's like hot nuts they're. Pretty good why, would you like, not one you do it you know the kid, who figured out a

  • Way to say, where and while using the bathroom a cold, morning i am stealing, this idea, because i'm always cold i'm always cool

  • You just you just become a ghost permanently become a ghost everywhere i can't really videos like

  • That guys just like a blanket over my head, no the kid

  • Who, mastered the art of hands-free gaming until the tape comes loose, and falls into his face but until then he is a genius

  • And he's killing it like you don't have to you, don't have to hurt your hands

  • The kid, who discovered a genius, way to cool, off his pizza i drew this - but not with, the pizza

  • But with ice cream because i suppose i was too cold and i can't scoop it so i leave it in the window

  • By the suns have melts a little bit so that i could, scoop it the kid

  • Who found a method to avoid anyone touching

  • His, water just label it bleach no one's gonna, want to drink it why are people drinking your water anyways at school that's

  • Weird i mean at home it's, okay, family but at school if like random people are drinking

  • My shit i'm not gonna do anything about it but i'm

  • Fine okay, fine but, still it's weird ten words i can spell right are ten words i can spell right our octopus evan - oh?

  • My, god you just cut out seven of them so easy but you're stealing, from here but the smarter thing to do

  • Would be to take it from other pages

  • Of the test am i right

  • my Dad punched a hole in the wall so my sister framed it like an exhibit in an art gallery to mock him "hole in wall"

  • artist dad

  • This is so funny!

  • Anything can be art nowadays guys anything medium

  • wall

  • Keep the earth clean it isn't uranus

  • This kid is a marketing genius, guys this is so funny you got you, guys get the pun

  • It's good it's funny, look, your uranus like, your butt keep it clean not lick your butt, yeah, okay?

  • Boy, 10 steals parents car to visit grandparents 68 miles away then tells police he's a, dwarf, was forgotten his

  • License it's

  • Cute that he like, stole the car to visit grandparents

  • Also really dangerous i don't think he knows i'm driving i'm i have my license and i'm still scared of driving never mind a

  • Ten-year-old, who can, barely see over the dashboard but sometimes ten year olds are even taller than, me so let's not get into that

  • Kid who still wanted to wish his divorced parents a happy anniversary all this is so cute guys it's like one of those like necklaces

  • It goes half and half and you got to find the two pieces they have to tape them together too

  • To, find out that it's says happy anniversary, awww.

  • This, makes, me sad this kid he's like i hate when mom goes shopping

  • So i'm just gonna find a chair in the store bring a. Pepsi

  • Three straws attachment together and not have to move until she's done shopping and just watching videos on youtube

  • Probably a Azzyland , no probably, not but maybe

  • Probably, not don't set a foot outside, no no foot is outside

  • no

  • Foot is outside he's grounded but he's not breaking the rules none of his feet have, left this this kid this kid

  • Has beat the system guys, this kid is trying to train his dog, by, making the dog

  • Watch dog training videos i feel like it doesn't work that way, but he's trying, okay A+ for effort

  • A for creativity not effort creativity. When your parents say play

  • Games outside he just brought his pc outside, and he's like i'm gonna play games outside, not not with

  • Other kids not with. Physical, balls i'm gonna play on my computer

  • Fixing the pc to increase its speed he puts, Sonic the hedgehog in there.I feel like, this isn't gonna work....i feel like

  • That's gonna set on fire let's not let's not do that.

  • "Feed the cat they said"

  • They, said i don't think cats eat oranges this kid got really lazy, he

  • Was like i don't wanna have to open the bag and scoop up the cat food and then

  • Put it into there and pull the blah blah blah or even worse the wet cat. Food cuz

  • Then you gotta open up the can, and it just looks gross and you, gotta put it in there no

  • No, this kid was just like i'm gonna grab an orange, off the counter just put it in there the cats

  • Like the fuck the cat, is pissed, this cat

  • Is like what are you feeding me put a jar of water into the dogs bowl

  • The dogs can't drink out of that! this is just mean! she meant like, measure out one jar and pour it into the bowl

  • Now this kid beat the system guys, he's like, you're, going to spank me good, luck your feet are gonna

  • Bleed because nobody likes stepping legos and this is like i don't even get this many

  • Legos look at his smile dude look it's a little cheeky, smile he's

  • Come at me mom, well there you have it guys i hope you enjoyed this video i love you all so much cuz

  • You're all awesome and awesome

  • Just pretty, awesome stuff i love you all

OMG!! kids starting that quickly, I cant even get one!

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    游祥毅 posted on 2018/10/01
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