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Now I thought I'd share some of my favorite
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"Why I Got Fired" stories from you guys.
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This first one's from @Mishel0107.
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She says...
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I was hired to bartend with no experience whatsoever.
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I got fired when someone ordered a rum and coke and I asked, "What's in a rum and coke?"
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Is that a vodka?
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-This one's from @BarChefPro. -BarChefPro?
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This person would know what's in a rum and coke.
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He says...
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A friend of mine called into work to say she was sick.
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The manager said, "I don't believe you," so my friend responded, "Well, then I'm calling in drunk."
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Honesty --
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Honesty's the best policy.
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[ Slurred ] How many drunk days are we allowed?
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[ Slurred ] Well, they didn't know how to make
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the rum and coke. -Had some rum.
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And Captain Morgan beat the crap outta me.
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This one's from @virgogirl93.
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I wonder if she went to school with my friend Mark Reeves.
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-She says... -I doubt it.
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I asked Ryan Reynolds for an autograph while he was having dinner at the restaurant I worked at.
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My boss yelled, "YOU'RE FIRED!" and I yelled back, "TOTALLY WORTH IT!"
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That's right.
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It is worth it to get an autograph from Ryan Reynolds.
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I love that dude.
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This one's from @Hollyb32.
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She says...
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My friend decided to vent on Facebook about how much she hated her job, but she accidentally tagged her boss in the post.
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They fired her in the comments.
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The future is here.
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This one's from @MargoBeo8471590.
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It's so catchy.
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Just rolls off the tongue.
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Very easy to remember.
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She says...
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Back in 1990, I got fired from Walmart for getting on the PA system and yelling, "EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!"
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Give me the music
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-That was Zelma. -It's getting. It's getting.
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-It's getting. -No. Would you like
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Was that a different song? -"I've Got the Power."
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-That's "I've Got the Power"
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you're thinking of.
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Everybody d-- How's it go?
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Everybody dance now
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I've got the power
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It's getting, it's getting, it's getting kinda hectic
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-Love. -Getting kinda hectic?
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But then if you're in Walmart, you're like,
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"Uh, can you, uh, help me move this TV?"
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"Because it's getting,
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it's getting, it's getting kinda heavy.
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It's getting, it's getting, it's getting kinda heavy
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Everybody dance now
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Which one?
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"Everybody dance now," and then she's like,
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"Give me the music," right?
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Then she's like...?
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That's good.
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I'm lovin' it
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No, no, no.
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That's a different song. -No? Different one?
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This one's from @kidatheart216.
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She says, "I booked a hotel overseas
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so my boss could attend a conference.
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It turned out it was a brothel."
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It's like, "Someone got a raise. "
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This one's from patchworkgreg. Ooh, that sounds scary.
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Ooh, that sounds spicy.
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He says...
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My friend used his iPhone to call the call center he worked at,
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then talked to himself for a couple hours to look like he was working.
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-Why don't you just pick up...? -Yeah, fake phone.
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You just pick the phone and fake it.
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He probably got charged for it.
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-Minutes -- ah, whatever.
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This one's from hweir222.
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He says...
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I was a cashier at Fuddruckers, and one day out of boredom we tried to ring up $1 million worth of food on my register.
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A quarter way to our goal, the computer froze. Service was halted for 18 minutes while the receipt printed.
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I'm going to CVS.
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This last one's from @MeganMary19.
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She says...
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I brought my Dunkin' Donuts coffee into my job at Starbucks.
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There you go. Those are your "Tonight Show" hashtags.
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