You okay, sweetie?

I feel like someone grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth...

...and tied it around my neck. - Cookie?

Carol moved out today.

- Let me get you some coffee. - Thanks.

No, don't! Stop cleansing my aura.

Just leave my aura alone, okay?

I'll be fine. I hope she'll be very happy.

No, you don't.

To hell with her. She left me!

And you never knew she was a lesbian.

No! Okay?

Why does everyone keep fixating on that?

She didn't know. How should I know?

Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian.

Did I say that out loud?

Look, you're feeling a lot of pain right now.

You're angry. You're hurting.

Can I tell you what the answer is?

Strip joints!

Come on, you're single. Have some hormones.

See, but I don't want to be single, okay?

I just want to be married again.

And I just want a million dollars!

Rachel?

Oh, God, Monica! Hi! Thank God!

I went to your building and this guy with a big hammer said...

...that you might be here and you are...

- Can I get you some coffee? - Decaf.

Everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor.

This is everybody. Chandler and Phoebe...

...and Joey. And remember my brother, Ross?

Sure!

You want to tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?

Oh, God! Well, it started about a half-hour before the wedding.

I was in this room with all the presents...

...and I was looking at this gravy boat.

This really gorgeous Limoges gravy boat.

When all of a sudden... Sweet 'N Low?

I realized...

...I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry.

And then I really freaked out, when it hit me:

How much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head.

I always knew he looked familiar, but...

I had to get out of there, and I started wondering...

..."Why am I doing this?" And "Who am I doing this for?"

I didn't know where to go, and I know you and I have drifted apart...

...but you're the only person I know in the city.

Who wasn't asked to the wedding.

I was kind of hoping that wouldn't be an issue.