Name: Kylo Ren - Dark Side and Proud! - TOON SANDWICH
Uploaded: 2018-09-06T11:32:26.000Z
Duration: 2 min 48 s
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The imperative

And take that helmet off!
It makes you look like a duck!

To-infinitive

You want me to come home? The prodigal son?
Your secret shame?

Well, I thought you'd grow out of this.
I thought it was just a phase.

No, Dad, it's not a "phase"
and it's not something I can just switch off.

I didn't choose the Dark Side.
I was born this way!

Bullshit! It's those mask-wearing hoods
you've been hanging around with.

Oh, and FYI:
All the OTHER Knights of Ren's dads are cool with it!

They love their sons,
regardless of their Force orientation.

Why do you gotta be so Sith-ophobic? 
Why can't you be hip, like Grandpa?

My father-in-law was a frickin' asshole!
First time we met, you know what he did?

He tortured me, then he froze me in carbonite!

After you shot at him!
Mum told me the whole story.

Granpa prepares a beautiful meal for the three of you,

and the second you come in the room
you open fire on him??

With no provocation??
You were lucky to get the carbonite!

If that'd been me I'd have thrown you in a Sarlacc!

My name's not Ben, Dad, it's Ren.
Kylo Ren.

I was gonna keep the "Solo",
cos that's kinda badass, but...

You always were
a nerf-herding laserbrain!

Hmm. That's a surprisingly tender gesture
from an openly Sith person.

I'm trying to... manually Force-choke you.

I hope you realise he gets this
from your side of the family.

[HAN]
Leia, I've got good news and bad news.

Bad news is, Kylo wouldn't turn and I had to kill him.

The good news is, we destroyed Starkiller Base,
so if you're counting,

that's 3 for 3 in terms of planet-destroying super-weapons.

[LEIA]
I knew you couldn't handle having a Dark-Sider as a son.

Which is the whole reason I've been so reluctant
to come out of the closet.

[HAN]
Oh, not you too!
First my son, now my ex-wife??

[LEIA]
Han, being Sith
isn't as big a deal as it used to be.

Recent surveys suggest roughly 10% of the galaxy
is Dark Side inclined.

[LEIA]
So you think. Have you ever actually
asked any of them?

[HAN]
Of course not! How's that gonna
come up in conversation?

[LEIA]
Look, if you don't start to change this outdated,
Jedi-like attitude, you're gonna end up alone.

[HAN]
Well that's pretty much exactly
what my surname implies.

[LEIA]
Wish I'd spotted that before our
year-long Chewbacca custody battle.

[HAN]
For the last time, he was MY Wookiee
long before I met you!

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Kylo Ren - Dark Side and Proud! - TOON SANDWICH

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