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  • Boi came to talk to me is what I want the most in my life

  • They say your out of my league. But I don't give a damn

  • Deep down I know you want it.You want to take a leap and jump in.

  • What, I'm Ariel? I can't even swim

  • It's usually never wrong. Lily, what did you get?

  • Cinderella, again.

  • Duh

  • What about you?

  • I was Pocahontas last week, but then I said I was thinking of being a vegetarian so it made me Rapunzel.

  • What about you Cassidy?

  • It says I'm not a princess

  • Maybe you missed a question. I answered them all that's weird

  • Yeah, it always tells you something you have to be a princess. I'm not it's fine. Whatever. I don't deserve it

  • Why would you say that?

  • Seth dumped me today

  • What?! Yes, like a piece of...

  • Garbage?

  • Thanks, I'm sorry I yes

  • Garbage. /You're not garbage!

  • We are supposed to go the dance together./Well you can still go with us.We'll go as friends!

  • You must,this is what friends are for.

  • Well, I might still have a date./ With who

  • Nathan's taking me for ice cream tomorrow if that works out and I'll go with him don't seem like

  • Grieving time he could be the one

  • Well, it is free ice cream

  • How did we survive I know right like I can't remember what life was like without them

  • I actually have a friend to love it on doubt where's that?

  • I don't know, but she has a picture of herself with a monkey so cool

  • And now I have this case so nothing bad could happen

  • I think I ate too much licorice. Do you want the last one? No you can just put it in the dumpster?

  • I can't throw away licorice

  • There's only one left

  • It feels wrong

  • Nothing bad will happen. /I'm not worried about the licorice gods getting me,okay.I just don't like wasting.

  • I'm trying to save the planet here. Okay. You've had enough

  • What? What?

  • You just. I Did./Oh my gosh yes lily.

  • Get it out oh

  • Go in I am NOT going in there

  • Lily Sarah why did you do that mean - oh do something?

  • What do you want me to do someone has to get my phone I can lift you in I am NOT going it there

  • It's garbage

  • You didn't you go, but I'm dressed nice. My phone is more more than your clothes

  • So has to get my phone watch out

  • Sorry

  • My wheels loose I?

  • Shouldn't be riding this thing I tried to fix it, but I needed a wrench and I only had a screwdriver

  • So it's a little screwy like me

  • Yeah, that's not funny um I should probably just walk this home

  • You guys are like the second people I almost crashed into third if count the dog

  • Um again, I'm really sorry if there's anything I can do just let me know

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  • Actually, there is one thing you could do

  • What does it look like it's pink with the purple in turquoise case

  • No, it's not gonna be inside a bag you're just thinking things grosser

  • Why don't you call it? Oh? Yeah, good plan? I?

  • Know you guys from school

  • Yeah, I think I might have seen

  • you around I'm charlie. You're lily

  • And Sierra right yeah, how'd you know?

  • I think I'm getting warmer keep looking

  • Yeah, oh, no, that's a dirty diaper

  • I found it. Oh my gosh. Thank you so much. Oh

  • Thank you so much. You're the best no problem

  • This is like the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me like I owe you if there's anything. I can do just name it

  • Want to go to the dance with me

  • Huh the school dance do you have a date?

  • No

  • So do you want to go with me oh

  • Okay

  • Cool that that's awesome. Oh

  • I'll see you at school then

  • What just

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  • I'm not gonna say. No. Why don't you stop me think you were gonna say? Yes. Oh my gosh

  • I can't go to the dance with him. He's

  • Weird he's not that we hate goes into garbage cans getting your phone d. It's weird

  • You can talk to him tomorrow and just straighten it out. How you have not talkining to him at school

  • That'll be embarrassing. Well. What else were you to do?

  • I'll just

  • I'll just pretend it never happened. He'll probably forget

  • Good morning Sierra oh

  • Hi

  • I picked you these on the way to school. You shouldn't steal for people's garnets. Yeah. There are my neighbors

  • I helped find them okay

  • well

  • Thank you

  • My parents are really excited that I have a girlfriend girlfriend. Yeah. They said that you should come over for dinner

  • I'm kind of a picky eater. No way me too. We have so much in common. We could have nuggets and fries

  • Okay, well I'm gonna have to check my schedule. I'm pretty busy

  • Speaking of schedules, I'm switching out of one of my classes so we can have science together great

  • I'll see you after class Oh

  • Believe me

  • What happened do you forget no?

  • He thinks I'm his girlfriend

  • Why what did you tell him nothing you have to talk to him?

  • What do I say tell him you don't want to be his girlfriend anymore Seve not his girlfriend?

  • I never was and never will be so tell him that I

  • Can't why not oh look how happy he is

  • Okay

  • So you can't break up with him

  • You have to get him to break up with you. Oh how do I do that? I?

  • Think I know who can help

  • How did you get them to break up with you which one

  • Let's start with your first

  • Connor thought I was boring

  • Were you I was nervous she was my first I didn't know what to do it was

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  • What did you guys do?

  • boring stuff why

  • Well we go fish

  • Do you have any jacks

  • You're really good at this cards are like all I do that's cool

  • You should come with me to Kingston Manor

  • What's that? It's the old folks home where my grandpa lives? I go there for lunch every weekend. We play cards all day Go Fish

  • Crazy Eights old maid

  • Lunch is so good. You've got to try their fruit cups

  • Boy, did it work. We need something more

  • Serious, what are some other reasons your boyfriend's dumped you?

  • Sorry I mean parted ways

  • There was Christopher what happened with him he thought I was disgusting

  • Were you it was just a phase?

  • I'll

  • root beer

  • Hmm actually I can't really have that much or else I got acne

  • Acnes awesome I pop my zit look just be careful. You don't want to get a skin infection. I love skin infections

  • so colorful

  • I'm sorry. I'm so disgusting. I'm sure you will hope week friend classier girl I

  • Don't mind it

  • What?

  • It kind of reminds me of my mom and dad

  • We're like a married couple

  • It's nice to have someone that you can be so comfortable with

  • Okay that totally backfired new plan what other guys have jumped you

  • Bringing up these memories isn't fun for me I

  • Really appreciate it. Oh what about Thomas?

  • Thanks, what happened he felt that our

  • Values didn't align your values didn't align. What does that? Even be he liked everything?

  • I liked he didn't and everything he liked was totally stupid

  • okay, so

  • How do I do that with Charlie first you have to figure out what he likes?

  • Math is like the most important thing in the world really

  • Yeah, it's the basis of all creation. Just look at a shell in the ocean or a spiderweb math is all around us I

  • didn't know spiders were that smart or

  • If you're a cook or a carpenter or playing the ukulele you need math in fact the expansion of the universe

  • Can be calculated using mathematical computations I?

  • Can smell boobies on my calculator?

  • Okay, but you just have to hold it upside down see

  • Yes, I see

  • What's your favorite number

  • Our community's constant naturally or PI as it's commonly known. It's the key constant to any equation involving circular motion

  • 3.14 my favorite numbers ripple, Stiltskin

  • That that's not a number yeah, it is no it's not yeah

  • That doesn't make any sense yeah it does

  • What that?

  • how

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  • well

  • This conversation is hurting my brain. I'm just stating the facts this

  • this is not a fact okay that you can't just

  • You're just seeing it without any proof know what I'm gonna do

  • Well you go do what you need to do, but if Finity goes on forever, so there has to be a number called everything eventually

  • including Rumpelstiltskin

  • What

  • You're right

  • That's actually totally true it is

  • Yeah like next-level mathematical philosophy

  • Back now

  • There's lots of reasons. Why guys who've done view well, what else you remember Dylan?

  • He broke up with me because I was moving too fast

  • Too fast

  • like he wanted to thing slow edu I

  • Had a little trouble controlling myself

  • So should I like?

  • overdo it

  • exactly

  • hmm

  • Oh

  • wow

  • Nice wedding dress, so where do you want to live anybody live?

  • Like like you mean would work very silly

  • We might be a little young and I was thinking for kids or maybe five our wheat you want more

  • your kids

  • For us to have I think I like the name Everly for a girl. Do you like it um?

  • Ed Charlie judor of course I might have to check with my parents first who has type of parrots Charlie Wally

  • We need to keep the trade chug it down the track

  • choo-choo choo-choo choo-choo

  • Just think how wonderful it will be when I can have you all to myself and we can hug and kiss it

  • snuggle

  • And that seagull fights no

  • Don't tickle me ever. I don't like it. I once gave my cousin bloody nose. What do you think?

  • He's gross and slimy yucky he's a frog oh

  • My gosh what

  • Sarah what you must have caught it for me caught what is there something on me?

  • Don't you see it the same thing to happen to me is happening to you

  • Okay, I'm a late bloomer. You don't have to rub it in women in him a

  • Fairy tale has taken over your life

  • What you just said if he's the Frog I kind of leave it like that

  • In the Frog Prince the princess services are golden ball of the pond and the Frog gets it for her

  • Just like what happened with you and your phone

  • Talk about some garbage bin and the Frog wants to be loved for the princess

  • Just like I Charlie ups you to the dance. I am NOT a princess here. This is happening, No

  • Happening nothing is happening. You know what you have to do

  • Know I even got kids again. My life is not a fairy tale

  • There has to be another way

  • What is it unless I'm going to suggest this I'll try anything goes against my rules

  • I have no morals left. Please just tell me

  • You have to lie to him

  • Well, why?

  • Like what? What kind to lie the bigger the better

  • I'm bad at lie if you lie you break the trust and with no trust. There's nothing I

  • Don't know if I could do this what I really bad it like I always get the hiccups Sara

  • You can do this just believe in yourself

  • You can be a liar

  • This is all I have so far I

  • Want to add some words, but it never turns out good

  • Whoo except I did the sending part. It goes like this

  • Doo doo doo?

  • Bee doo doo doo bee doo bee doo doo doo doo bee doo doo doo bee doo bee doo doo?

  • That's really pretty

  • Thanks a lot of math went into that if you listen to the patterns

  • I used to have a ukulele when I was younger. Can you play no it was too hard

  • I think it might still be my attic or something

  • Well, the song is super easy. It's just four chords

  • Wow so are you ready for the dance? Oh?

  • What

  • Actually, I forgot to tell you something what

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  • My old boy Fred good

  • uh-huh

  • he

  • Asked me to the dance before you oh

  • so

  • Are you gonna go with him?

  • Well, I said I would so

  • You know okay? Yeah, you should honor that yeah

  • Who is he oh

  • He's

  • Back stood

  • Baxton yeah Pearson taught her I

  • Don't think I have any classes with them. No he's he's a year older

  • What's he like

  • He's different, yeah

  • Like how

  • like gets excited very easily and

  • He's super

  • Douchey istick I'd say

  • That's fun

  • Yeah

  • he's fun for sure and

  • He surprises me a lot too because I thought he was kind of weird at first

  • weird like kind of dirty and