some of my favorite #WhyIQuit stories from you guys.

This first one's from @soupymcsoupface.

[ Laughter ]

He says, "My boss refused to correct my name badge which said 'Brain' instead of 'Brian.' He said, 'You're Brain now, so deal with it.'"

[ Laughter and applause ]

Right? Okay, Brain?

Nope. Now I'm Soupy McSoupface.

Yeah.

I'll show-

I'll show him, yeah.

[ Laughter ]

"You call me Brain, man?"

"You can't call me Brain at all, man."

"Call me Soupy McSoupface."

This one is from @toshoonly.

Toshoonly.

"To," like t-o.

Like "too shoon"?

Toshoon.

-It's been too shoon. -Too shoon. Too soon.

[ Laughter ]

She says, "My boss made me give him piggyback rides after we mopped the floors every night so there would be fewer footprints."

[ Laughter and applause ]

What?!

Giddy-up! Giddy-up!

Let's go! Come on! -Come on, Brain!

[ Percussion imitating hoofbeats ]

What in the world? "Come on, Brain!"

"Don't be slippin' on that wet floor! Piso mojado!"

[ Laughter ]

This one's from @brennancarrow.

She says, "I babysat this kid who kept pointing at me and saying, 'You're next.' After the fourth time, I gave my two weeks notice."

[ Laughter and applause ]

You're next.

[ Deep voice ] You're next.

[ Gravelly voice ] Redrum, Mrs. Torrance.

[ Laughter ]

This one's from @kschmooze.

[ Laughter ]

-That's her real last name. -Yeah, that's her last name.

-Yeah, Schmooze. -Kathryn Schmooze.

Kathryn Schmooze.

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She says,"My old job had a phone in the restroom. Our boss would call it if he thought you'd been in there too long."

Oh! Come on, man.

-That's not good. -What? Come on, dude.

Come on, man.

This one's from @johnathanyoung.

He said, "My boss asked if I had a knife to open a box. I gave her one. I was later written up for having a knife at work."

Come on. That's entrapment!

Come on, that's catch-22.

[ Laughter ]

Hey, Brain, you got a knife?

Yeah, yeah, Brain.

This one's from @yzracer81.

He says, "I made a mistake at work and my boss called me up to chew me out. At the end of the conversation he made me say, 'I've been a bad boy.'"

I don't -- I don't know.

That wasn't about work.

[ Laughs ]

- I don't know, man. -Yeah.

This one is from @captainharris1.

He says, "I worked at a convenience store for one day. I quit when I saw the instructions for 'what to do when you get robbed.' Not 'if' - 'WHEN.'"

This place gets robbed?

-A lot. -I'm getting out of here.

[ Applause ]

Last one's from @verambassi.

She says, "Instead of hitting the 1 key for the number of copies, I typed 1111 and couldn't make the printer stop. I left before they finished."

I'm taking off. There you have it.

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