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Now, I thought I'd share some of my favorite #WhyIQuit stories from you guys.
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This first one's from @SoupyMcSoupFace.
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He says, "My boss refused to correct my name badge which said 'Brain' instead of 'Brian.' He said, 'You're Brain now, so deal with it.'"
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Right. Okay, Brain?
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Nope. Now I'm Soupy McSoupface.
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Yeah.
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I'll show...I'll show him. I'll show him, yeah.
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"You call me Brain, man?"
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"You can't call me Brain at all, man." "Call me Soupy McSoupface."
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This one is from @toshoonly.
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Toshoonly.
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"To" like t-o.
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Like "too shoon"?
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Toshoon.
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It's been too shoon. Too shoon. Too soon.
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Toshoonly. She says, "My boss made me give him piggyback rides after we mopped the floors every night so there would be fewer footprints."
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What?!
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Giddy-up! Giddy-up!
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Let's go! Come on! Come on, Brain!
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What in the world? "Come on, Brain!"
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"Don't be slippin' on that wet floor! Piso mojado!"
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This one's from @bren_nancarrow.
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She says, "I babysat this kid who kept pointing at me and saying, 'You're next.' After the fourth time, I gave my two weeks notice."
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You're next.
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You're next.
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Redrum, Mrs. Torrance.
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This one's from @KSchmooze.
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That's her real last name. Yeah, that's her last name.
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Yeah, Schmooze. Kathryn Schmooze.
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Kathryn Schmooze.
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She says, "My old job had a phone in the restroom. Our boss would call it if he thought you'd been in there too long."
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Oh! Come on, man.
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That's not good. What? Come on, dude.
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Come on, man.
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This one's from @Johnathan_Young_.
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He said, "My boss asked if I had a knife to open a box. I gave her one. I was later written up for having a knife at work."
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Come on. That's entrapment!
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Come on, that's catch-22.
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Hey, Brain, you got a knife?
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Yeah, yeah, Brain.
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This one's from @YZracer81.
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He says, "I made a mistake at work and my boss called me up to chew me out. At the end of the conversation he made me say, 'I've been a bad boy.'"
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I don't...I don't know.
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That wasn't about work.
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I don't know, man. Yeah.
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This one is from @CaptainHarris1.
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He says, "I worked at a convenience store for one day. I quit when I saw the instructions for 'what to do when you get robbed.' Not 'if' - 'WHEN.'"
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This place gets robbed?
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A lot. I'm getting out of here.
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Last one's from @verambassi.
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She says, "Instead of hitting the 1 key for the number of copies, I typed 1111 and couldn't make the printer stop. I left before they finished."
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I'm taking off. There you have it. Those are our "Tonight Show" hashtags.
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