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  • -Back in my day, bread was five rupees.

  • -Shut up!

  • -Dude, Ian, check it out.

  • My grandpa just died,

  • so I got a bunch of his old crap.

  • -How did he die?

  • -Heart attack.

  • -Hmm... 2 Girls 1 Cup. What's this?

  • [tender music playing]

  • Nice, nice...

  • [gasps]

  • -Yeah, it's kinda weird that he left me

  • all his old stuff, though. He always hated me.

  • -What's this?

  • -Is that a treasure map?

  • -Sweet, I love treasure maps!

  • It's just like when my mom used to hide my asthma medication.

  • -What the hell, he left me a letter?

  • -Anthony, you and your life partner must use this map

  • to find the treasure of great importance.

  • -Life partner?

  • -Yeah, he always thought you were gay.

  • -Why?

  • -I might have told him you were.

  • -What?

  • -Whatever, okay, he was old and it made him really happy.

  • Now let's go find that treasure.

  • All right, so it looks like we need to get the sword

  • to defeat the treasure guardian,

  • then get the key for the treasure chest.

  • -This is gonna be the best adventure ever!

  • -Oh, Ian and Anthony have a map

  • They don't have time for this or that

  • They're on an adventure for riches and gold

  • His grandpa's dead, smelly, and old

  • -Goin' on an adventure, we're gonna find some...

  • -Look!

  • Come on.

  • -Halt.

  • Only the most attractive and fashionable people

  • are allowed to cross through my land.

  • We have standards here.

  • Uh... you can go.

  • Oh no, not you.

  • -Why?

  • -'Cause you're rockin' Crocs in socks.

  • Take them off and I shall let you pass.

  • -No! They're comfy!

  • -Take them off right now!

  • -No!

  • -Give me...

  • -No! No! Just stop...

  • -So as you can see,

  • this is your typical American neighborh--

  • Oh dear God!

  • -[groans] Huh.

  • Now you shan't spread your disgusting

  • taste in fashion any further.

  • -[yells]

  • -Oh, Anthony so totally rocks

  • Ian's sad he lost his Crocs

  • A tour group that a poor fellow lead

  • Watch some dude give Ian...

  • -Head around the corner and let me know if you see anything.

  • -Okay.

  • [sultry music playing]

  • Yes.

  • -Ooh, hey boys.

  • -Hi, what's your name?

  • -Hi.

  • -Come on, Ian, we got the key. Let's go.

  • -Well, can't we just hang out

  • with these hot babes for a little while?

  • -No! Come on, man!

  • -Oh...

  • -Ain't you a purdy one?

  • -Oh, my God, it's a trap!

  • Run, Anthony! Run for your life! Run!

  • Oh, ooh... oh, that's-- that's pretty good.

  • Yeah, a little bit lower.

  • -Oh, Ian and Anthony barely survived

  • Bravely fought and almost died

  • Anthony flared a sight salute

  • Ian was rubbed by a dude

  • -So the treasure should be right up here

  • guarded by a pirate.

  • [dramatic music playing]

  • -I've been waiting 83 years

  • for someone to steal my treasure.

  • And you're not gonna get through me!

  • Daaaaahhhhhhh!!!

  • [groaning]

  • Ouch.

  • -That was easy.

  • [triumphant music playing]

  • -[sighs] This is it.

  • [suspenseful music playing]

  • -Ha! Got you bitch!

  • There's not any treasure here, you idiot!

  • Oh yeah, check out this sweet video I found online!

  • [2 Girls 1 Cup music playing]

  • -Hey, what are you watching?

  • What are they do--[retches]

  • -2Girls1Cup'd!

  • -To see what else was in the grandpa's box

  • and deleted scenes and bloopers,

  • click the link in the description below!

  • -Thanks for subscribing

  • You are really cool

  • I am dancing naked now

  • You should join me too [Captioned by SpongeSebastian]

-Back in my day, bread was five rupees.

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