And I think it's about time people met

my beautiful girlfriend.

What about us taking an adventurous east?

Like Queens?

Singapore-- Collin's wedding.

Don't you want to meet my family?

I hardly know anything about them.

Every time I bring them up, Nick changes the subject.

Maybe his parents are poor and he has to send them money.

I'll take your bags and get you checked into first class.

Nick, we can't afford this.

So your family is rich?

We're comfortable.

That is exactly what a super, rich person would say.

[MUSIC - THE FLYING LIZARDS, "MONEY"]

(SINGING) I want my money.

1.2 million--

(SINGING) That's what I want.

The Nick you're dating is Nick Young?

Yeah, you guys know them or something?

Hells yeah.

They're just the biggest developers in all of Singapore.

Damn Rachel, it's like the Asian Bachelor.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

These people aren't just rich--

they're crazy rich.

You know you really should've told me

that you're like the Prince William of Asia.

That's ridiculous.

I'm much more of a Harry.

Mom, this is Rachel Chu.

She just thinks you're some unrefined banana--

No, no, no-- that--

those are for your fingers.

--yellow on the outside and white on the inside.

(SINGING) Do something crazy.

I chose to raise a family.

For me, it was a privilege.

But for you, you may think it's old fashioned.

Don't you want Nick to be happy?

I know you're not what Nick needs.

She's like trying to play a game of chicken

with me, thinking I'm going to swerve like a chicken.

But you can't swerve.

You gonna roll up and be like--

Bawk, bawk bitch.

OK, maybe not as aggressive.

[MUSIC - MACKLEMORE, "GLORIOUS"]

I met a girl.

I fell in love.

And I want to marry her.

You're Nicholas Young.

You're untouchable.

But Rachel's not.

Have you prepped Rachel to face the wolves?

(SINGING) You know I'm back.

Like I never left.

I really admire you.

It takes guts coming all the way over here

and facing Nick's family.

(SINGING) Another day, another breath.

I know this much--

you will never be enough.

You know, it's about time someone stood up

to Aunt Eleanor.

Well you, not me-- oh god.

She can't know I was ever here.

(SINGING) I feel glorious, glorious.

Got a chance to start again.

I was born for this, born for this--

Ever since I can remember, my family has been my whole life.

Rachel-- Rachel.

If Nick chose me, he would lose his family.

And if he chose his family--

he might spend the rest of his life resenting you.

You nasty-- you kind of nasty--

you got nastier.

(SINGING) Glorious, glorious.

Got a chance to start again.