video covers the ins and outs of hyena genitalia, so if that's not something you're keen

to learn about, you can check out some of our other videos.

But from the comments on our recent hyena video, we learned that a lot of people are

really curious about what, exactly, is going on with hyena genitalia.

And they're not alone - everyone from Aristotle to Hemingway to a host of modern scientists

has been interested in why, exactly, female spotted hyenas seem to have penises.

Females urinate through these 7-inch long phalluses, and they're fully erectile.

But since they don't deliver sperm, they aren't actually penises - they're elongated

clitorises.

Spotted hyenas are the only hyena species to sport these so-called pseudopenises, and

while a few other female mammals have male-like genitalia, the spotted hyena's is the most

male-like by far - complete with a pseudoscrotum.

All the female reproductive parts are there, but the entrance is so unwieldy that females

have to mate - and give birth - through what's essentially a penis.

Mating via pseudopenis is about as awkward as you might imagine [speak slowly].

In order to make sex possible, the female actually has to retract her pseudopenis, so

male hyenas can't force females to have sex.

And speaking of which, we got a lot of comments about female hyenas forcing sex on males,

but there just isn't any evidence that this ever happens.

Then, there's giving birth, which involves forcing a 4-pound cub through an inch-wide,

23-inch-long birth canal, which is...not easy.

For first-time moms, somewhere around 60 percent of cubs get stuck in this gauntlet and suffocate

before they're even born.

And a dead cub stuck in a mom's pseudopenis can be fatal for her, too.

A hyena's pseudopenis actually has to rip for her to give birth successfully, which

leaves behind a stretchy patch that does make birth easier the next time.

In our earlier video, we talked about why it sucks to be a male hyena, but there's

also a lot that sucks about being a female hyena.

So why do they have such incredibly unwieldy genitalia?

Is fending off male suitors so critical that pseudopenises evolved as protection?

Doubtful - females are dominant enough to keep suitors in check without any help.

Are female hyenas trying to confuse others into thinking they're males?

Probably not - even experienced humans can tell what's pseudo and what's not, and

hyenas have lots of other ways of distinguishing females from males.

So far, we just don't have a convincing explanation for why nature has also given

female hyenas the shaft.

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