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  • Oh God it's so...

  • It's so fucking cold.

  • This is the last fucking time I'm trusting Tinder pictures.

  • Let's start off with the Junji Ito Collection since I've never been a fan of horror anime because, well...

  • There's never been that

  • scary. But as a fan of Junji Ito's very unsettling horror that worms it's way into your pschye

  • I've always thought that a good adaptation of his work was the last bastion of hope for horror anime.

  • I think I've lost all hope now.

  • Alright, the second episode was a lot better

  • but I think the real problem lies in that his terrifying art just falls a bit flat in this adaptation

  • IF it can even be captured at all.

  • So, instead, let's watch this cute little show about baby sitters.

  • Baby sitters?

  • Baby shitters.

  • At least, I think these are babies are not adorably reanimated nendoroids

  • and really, what can I say?

  • Japan is back at it again trying to get their population to breed

  • with a show about babies being absolutely adorable little bastards.

  • YEAH! FUCK HIM UP! FUCK! FUCK HIM! FUCK HIM UP!

  • You know, it's shows like this that remind me that babies can actually be really cute.

  • When there's not 5 of them sitting next to you on a 13 hour flight, every time apparently.

  • Wait... Makoto Shinkai, is that you?

  • And here we see a tech demo of a scene rendered in real time

  • running on the new KyoAni engine.

  • Now let's compare this to shots from the real life engine and as you can see

  • real life is looking pretty ugly right now.

  • Do we have any questions?

  • Yeah... excuse me.

  • This is a great tech demo but can we expect the plot or characters to be patched in anytime soon?

  • Someone. Someone get this guy out.

  • Yeah I'm not really feeling this so far.

  • I mean it's one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen but at the moment

  • it's just very pretty looking cardboard.

  • Violet at the beginning is bland enough to dilute the taste of sandpaper

  • and nothing is grabbing me about the plot.

  • The backstory seems way more interesting than what's going on.

  • JUST ASK THEM TO READ THE LETTER BACK TO YOU

  • AND STOP PLAYING 'HARD-TO-GET' YOU STUPID THIRSTY COCK-TEASING DICK-MONGREL...

  • But I guess I'll still be watching to see if things do pick up in The Kuudere Adventures of Fullmetal Saber.

  • See, the problem with watching a show right after Violet Evergarden

  • is that my mind is now wired to think that everything looks absolutely awful by comparison.

  • So hold on, I'm just gonna have to bleach my eyes back to normal.

  • AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • Okay I think that should do the trick.

  • Huh, Saber, what are you doing here again? And why've you been downgraded to 360p?

  • God, and look at this saber rip-off! Jesus, they're not even trying anymore!

  • I mean this just looks like Fate!

  • It is Fate!

  • It's another Fate guys!

  • It's...

  • It's another fucking Fate guys.

  • You know... as happy as I am that we can add another Fate to the small list that already exists.

  • Is it even possible to keep track of where everything fits?

  • But, you know what? I'm just... I'm gonna let this go.

  • It's just one more Fate show to add to the collection this season.

  • NO.

  • WHY.

  • WHY IS THERE A FATE SHOW ABOUT SHIROU COOKING FOOD?

  • WHEN DOES THIS FIT IN THE TIMELINE?!

  • OH GOD! IT'S BY FUCKING UFOTABLE TOO!

  • WHY UFOTABLE?

  • DON'T YOU HAVE HEAVEN'S FEEL TO BE WORKING ON?!

  • THIS IS NOT WHAT WE MEANT WHEN WE SAID WE WANTED MORE TYPE-MOON FROM YOU!

  • Now THIS. THIS I can get behind though.

  • I don't know why I enjoyed Overlord Season 1 as much as I did

  • being an isekai about a guy trapped in a video game and yes...

  • I did get bored half-way through saying that sentence.

  • But being able to watch a ridiculously overpowered villain try to take over the world

  • was just the nice popcorn entertainment I needed, just before I got bored of the concept.

  • So I am very much looking forward to Season 2.

  • I'm also obligated to say that BookWalker are doing an Overlord giveaway now

  • and you can win this Nendoroid by buying any of the Overlord light novels and using

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  • And now, coming from the guy who skips openings comes an opening I will not skip.

  • Because HOLY SHIT. This track is a FUCKING TUNE.

  • ARE YOU LISTENING TO THIS RIGHT NOW?

  • Oh, and... this show has something to do with stopping time and a giant stand or something but

  • CAN WE JUST JAM TO THIS OPENING A BIT MORE?

  • HOW ABOUT I JUST SHUT UP AND LET IT PLAY?

  • MUSIC: "「Flashbackby MIYAVI vs Kenken"

  • MUFFLED SPEAKERS PLAY "「Flashbackby MIYAVI vs Kenken"

  • SMASH

  • Yo Sydney what's that?

  • I...

  • IT'S MY FUCKING JAM

  • And now for my secret technique.

  • ELECTRONIC SCREECHING

  • GASPS

  • You...

  • are already gay.

  • NANI?!

  • Citrus should be an essential part of everyone's diet.

  • Studies have shown that consuming the right amount of Citrus can give you health benefits such as:

  • a healthy heart

  • reduced risk to cancer

  • healthy skin

  • a raging boner

  • Common types of Citrus fruits that are healthy for you can include:

  • oranges

  • lemons

  • incest

  • lesbian incest

  • 'lesbian-sexually-assaults-sister' incest

  • and...

  • grapefruit!

  • Is this it?

  • Is this the next evolution in the trash genre?

  • I mean we've had yuri's.

  • We've had imouto's.

  • But now... got ready for:

  • No...

  • This is going even further.

  • Finally! After all these years we have perfected the forbidden formula.

  • Yuri!

  • Incest!

  • NTR!

  • Rape!

  • By your powers combined, I am

  • CAPTAIN

  • SMUT!

  • Guys I... I think I'm starting to realise this isn't an anime about oranges.

  • Woah! Makoto Shinkai!

  • Is that you?

  • So we got the dream daddy anime adaptation we never asked for

  • with a neck to challenge Welcome to the Ballroom's crown.

  • And a lot could have gone wrong in a plot about a school girl crushing on a man double her age

  • but I actually really like her. She was weird, but adorably weird.

  • And you know what? Right now I'm actually just rooting for her to shoot for her dreams and hopefully make it.

  • APPLAUSE

  • MISSES

  • At least...

  • At least you tried.

  • You know I honestly think The Boss Baby totally deserves the Oscar nomination over A Silent Voice.

  • It's just fair, you know, for an award like this.

  • Oh did you hear they're doing the Anime Awards again this year?

  • I do hope my favourite wins again like when I voted for Yuri on Ice.

  • And here it comes! It's...

  • It's the edge of the season.

  • I mean what is this even?

  • Kemono Friends gone wild?

  • DRAMATIC JAPANESE SPEECH AGAINST DRAMATIC MUSIC

  • Hmm...

  • Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

  • Eh

  • CLICK

  • You know what? Let's just clear our palette with a nice inoffensive anime about shogi.

  • Uh oh.

  • I don't think I like where this is going...

  • Oh for fuck. I was just trying to watch an anime about shogi!

  • That's the thing about anime lolis...

  • I get older

  • and they...

  • they just keep getting fucking younger, don't they?

  • Jesus Christ, why the fuck do you keep doing this anime?

  • Uh huh, wow! Thanks Madhouse for reminding us about No Game No Life!

  • You know just in time for you to never give us Season 2

  • Okay I gotta be honest.

  • You know that feeling when you think you could be watching something that turns out really special?

  • This series was it for me.

  • It's rare that I find a show that captures the youthful optimism, camaradarie

  • and adolescent spirit as well as this does.

  • Every episode is brimming with energy.

  • The cast have some of the best chemistry I've ever seen

  • and it's incredibly inspiring for anyone who's ever wanted to undertake an adventure in their lives

  • but never had the courage to.

  • Really capturing that free-spirited journey.

  • I have really high hopes for this, not only because there are few phrases that can get me going as much as:

  • This is a Madhouse original anime.

  • ORGASMIC SQUEAL

  • But every episode thus far has hit all the right points with absolute ease.

  • Of course with high school girls going to the desolate harsh environment Antarctica is

  • I see absolutely no issue with a bunch of young children

  • exploring an uninhabited and dangerous world by themselves.