Name: HOW WELL DO I KNOW MY MOM?
Uploaded: 2018-07-18T14:36:29.000Z
Duration: 19 min 13 s
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My name is Markiplier, and I'm here with Mamaplier

We just got done with the 'How Well do you Know your Child' thing. Now, I've got another quiz of 'How Well do I Know

"What color are your eyes?" And I'm not gonna look. You write down the answer. Don't let me see. [Mama: Okay.]

No. [Mama: They're black!] No one has black eyes. (stares intensely into eachother's eyes)

[Mama: Next!] Mark: "What is your favorite thing to do?" Okay. Your favorite thing- Don't show me!

[Mama: Oh, sorry!] Mark: I can't see! [Mama: Oh

Pardon me.] Mark: Your favorite thing to do is bargain shopping.

That is right. [Mark, through laughter: What?]

But I think I chose the wr- the-the-the-the.

Mama: I have a few favourite things to do.

Mama: But that is right, I wish I had chose that answer. Mark: Well, what did you put?

Mark: Okay. Mama: Little piggy! Oink oink!

Mark: What would you consider to be the nicest thing I could do for you?

Mark: What would be the nicest thing that I can do for you?

Mark: I'm gonna go with pay off your bills.

Mama: But, that's a nice thing to do. Mark: Uh-huh, but not the nicest?

Mark: Well, why not? It's pretty nice. Mama: I mean, it's nice but it's not

Okay. My answer's a little different here. [Mark: Okay. What is your answer?] My answer, as a mom. Mark: Mm-hmm?

Mark: Oh, so nice. Mama, mimicking Mark: Oh! So nice!

Mama: You never changed. You were always same.

Ever since you were born, [Mark: Uh-huh.] except you lost some weight.

You were 10 pounds 3 ounces when you were born. Since That!

You never changed. You're same. Your face has hardly changed.

Except you got a little bigger. (roasted)

You can't do that. That's too nice. Mama: That's too nice?

Mark: We didn't get into the n- deep, nice questions. "If you had all the time and money in the world, what would you spend your time doing?"

Mark: All the time and money in the world

Mark: Okay, if you had all the time in the world, you would...

You would build a compound and start a cult.

You'd love to be a cult leader! You would! You'd make a great cult leader!

Mark: Maybe, when I was younger. But, no.

Mark, in denial: That's too nice! Mama: Oh, come on!

Mark: So nice. Mama, mimicking Mark: So nice!

Mark: Even with all the time and money in the world, you'd still be m- What does being my mom entail? Would you-

Mama: Okay. Well, you know that being your mom is uh-

Making sure your stomach's full. [Mark: Mm-hmm.]

What else can I do? Mark: You can start a cult! Okay, umm. "What's your greatest unfulfilled dream?"

Mama: Unfulfilled dream. Dream is you dream so bad... Uh-huh

That not- didn't come true, right? [Mark: Mm-hmm]

Mark being hit in the feels: Ugh, oh that's-

Mama: You know what-what. You know what, truly, what was my dream? Yeah. When I wa- ever since I was 10 years old. [Mark: Mm-hmm]

Looking through the thicc Sears catalog. [Mark: Mm-hmm]

Sears Catal- Have you seen the Sears Catalog? Size of phone book, yellow.  [Mark: Mm-hmm.] My father wrote one.

So, it's a US sears catalog. In the front there's, um-

You know, mechanical stuff. Black and white. And the back was color.

Ladies well-dressed, clothing, bedding, jewelry.

That was my dream. I- Before I- Every night before I go to bed,

I'll open and dream to myself and pray to God:

Nice. High. American style bed. [Mark: Mm-hmm.] Y'know, nice. Y'know.

Nice place. I know someday I'll come to America, to leave. [Mark: Mm-hmm.]

Mark, being bashed in the feels: That's so nice.

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HOW WELL DO I KNOW MY MOM?

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