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  • [RALPH]: Hey kid!

  • [RALPH]: Wake up!

  • [VANELLOPE]: Ralph! What is wrong with you?

  • [RALPH]: Start churning butter and put on your church shoes, little sister, 'cause we're about to blast off!

  • [VANELLOPE]: Ralph, what is it you're trying to say?

  • [RALPH]: We're going in the internet.

  • [VANELLOPE]: What?!

  • (VANELLOPE YELLS)

  • (VANELLOPE YELLS)

  • (RALPH YELLS)

  • (RALPH GRUNTS)

  • [VANELLOPE]: Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the internet!

  • (RALPH SCREAMS)

  • [RALPH]: Woah! Coool.

  • [RAPLH]: Wow, look at all this stuff.

  • [VANELLOPE]: This is the most beautiful miracle I've ever seen.

  • [MALE]: Welcome to the search bar. What can I help you find today?

  • [RALPH]: Um..

  • [MALE]: Umbrella? Umbrage? Umami?

  • [RALPH]: No-

  • [MALE]: Noah's Ark? No doubt? No, it's from-

  • (RALPH GROWLS)

  • [MALE]: Ergonomics? Urban Outfitters. Auricle?

  • [VANELLOPE]: I'm pretty sure he's just trying to guess what you're gonna say

  • [MALE]: My auto-fill is a touch aggressive today...

  • [VANELLOPE]: Lemme try; take me to a website that's super intense and really nuts!

  • [MALE]: Oh. I only found one result.

  • [VANELLOPE]: Aww, come on.

  • [VANELLOPE]: Princesses and cartoon characters. Barf!

  • [EEYORE]: Hey...

  • [VANELLOPE]: Woah!

  • [VANELLOPE]: Cool!

  • [STORMTROOPERS]: You're coming with us, kid.

  • (PRINCESSES GASP)

  • [VANELLOPE]: Hi.

  • [VANELLOPE]: Woah, woah! Ladies! I'm a princess too!

  • [POCAHONTAS]: What kind of a princess are you?

  • [VANELLOPE]: Uh...

  • [RAPUNZEL]: Do you have magic hair?

  • [VANELLOPE]: No...

  • [ELSA]: Magic hands?

  • [VANELLOPE]: No...

  • [CINDERELLA]: Do animals talk to you?

  • [VANELLOPE]: No.

  • [SNOW WHITE]: Were you poisoned?

  • [VANELLOPE]: No.

  • [TIANA+AURORA]: Cursed?

  • [VANELLOPE]: No!

  • [RAPUNZEL+BELLE]: Kidnapped or enslaved?

  • [VANELLOPE]: No! Are you guys okay? Should I call the police?

  • [RAPUNZEL]: Do people assume all your problems got solved because a big, strong man showed up?

  • [VANELLOPE]: Yes!

  • [VANELLOPE]: What is up with that!?

  • [ALL PRINCESSES]: She is a Princess!

  • (SNOW WHITE SINGS)

  • [MALE VOICEOVER]: Ralph Breaks the Internet

  • [RALPH]: Shouldn't it be 'Ralph Wrecks the Internet'?

  • [VANELLOPE]: Yeah, since he is Wreck-it-Ralph.

  • [FEMALE]: Uh, yeah, but 'break the internet', It's like a thing.

  • [RALPH]: Right... It's just 'Wreck the Internet' kind of sounds better, doesn't it?

  • [FEMALE]: You're not wrong.

  • [MALE]: All right, let's get you plugged in.

  • [RALPH]: Whiffy! Or... is it wifey?

  • [VANELLOPE]: Why don't we just go in...?

  • [MALE]: And we are online...

  • [RALPH]: Woah... Cool!

  • [VANELLOPE]: Ralph, isn't this great?!

  • [VANELLOPE]: We are going to the internet!

  • [RALPH]: Super excited!

  • [RALPH]: Just one minor thing, what is the internet?

  • [RALPH]: Holy cow! Look at all this stuff!

  • [FEMALE]: Congratulations, you're a winner!

  • [RALPH]: Really?

  • [MALE]: These 10 child stars went to prison, number 6 will amaze you!

  • [RALPH]: That sounds interesting.

  • [VANELLOPE]: Ralph, come on!

  • [FEMALE]: Redirecting to ebay...

  • [MALE]: Ladies and gentlemen, the next item up, a black, velvet painting of a sorrowful kitten

  • [RALPH]: It's like it's looking into my soul...

  • [VANELLOPE]: Yeah, that one's really gonna haunt me for a while...

  • [RALPH]: Woah! Games!

  • [CHILD]: Pancake

  • [CHILD]: Milkshake

  • [RALPH]: Out of my way kid!

  • [RALPH]: Pancake, milkshake, milkshake...

  • [RALPH]: Huh. I'm starting to understand why people like this game, really zen!

  • [RALPH]: Milkshake!

  • [VANELLOPE]: Hey! Look what I found!

  • [VANELLOPE]: More pancakes!

  • [RALPH]: Let's speed it up!

  • Pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake-

  • Eat little buddy, eat eat eat!

  • [VANELLOPE]: Uh... Ralph, you might wanna try feeding the kitty for a little while...

  • [RALPH]: No! The kitty gets the milkshake!

  • [RALPH]: The bunny gets the pancake!

  • (POP)

  • (GIRL SCREAMS)

[RALPH]: Hey kid!

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