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  • Ah! And that's how you make the perfect taco.

  • Oh, man, I'm so

  • [Echoing] bored!

  • Does somebody need one of my tacos?

  • Aw, is food all you ever think about?

  • We're in Monte Macabre!

  • We should be exploring this weirdo town,

  • not selling tacos.

  • I love cooking tacos.

  • The preparation of a fine tortilla

  • is an art unto itself.

  • Oh, you're an artiste now.

  • Well, I'm one, too.

  • Here's my masterpiece. Heh heh!

  • Voilà!

  • There are two kinds of people in this world, Victor,

  • those that create art--

  • And those that destroy it.

  • [ Chuckles ] Oof!

  • How dare you?!

  • I can't believe you just did that!

  • [ Laughs ]

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Mmm!

  • Mmm, mmm!

  • Hola, hola!

  • Mis ninos tan Lindos Como estan.

  • How's the taco business going?

  • Good, Grandma.

  • [ Sniffs ]

  • Wait a minute.

  • Have you two been food-fighting again?

  • Both: No.

  • Listen, you two are half-brothers,

  • but you barely know each other.

  • Take this time to learn about yourselves

  • and explore your quiltude with your abuelita.

  • Now, I'll be back later to check on you two ninos.

  • But in the meantime...

  • clean this mess up!

  • Okay, I love you. Bye.

  • [ Laughs ]

  • Oof!

  • Why do you always have to start stuff?!

  • [ Munching ]

  • Whoa! What is that?

  • Victor: It looks like some kind of dog

  • that died from eating your tacos.

  • Come on, come on! Let's chase it!

  • Wait! This doesn't feel right!

  • ♪♪

  • [ Both panting ]

  • [ Whoosh! ]

  • Finally!

  • Finally what?

  • We're finally gonna have some fun this summer!

  • ♪♪

  • [ Hawk shrieks ]

  • Ow! Hey, Val, good thing

  • you're built like a big butt cheek

  • or that would have hurt, huh?

  • [ Laughs ]

  • Shut up, Victor.

  • Who knows what mess you got us into now.

  • [ Rumbling ]

  • What the taco?!

  • ♪♪

  • Ah! This just keeps getting better.

  • Uh, wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-what! What is that?

  • A mumm--

  • Achi: Say, you two aren't supposed to be here.

  • You aren't dead -- yet. [ Laughs ]

  • Hey, why did you take us, you dumb dog!

  • Take?! Ha!

  • You two really are some babozos, aren't you?

  • You followed me...

  • into the realm of the dead.

  • And those two up there are the keepers of the realm.

  • Now, you either stay here forever

  • or you play their game.

  • Games? What game? I love games!

  • You see, you're in a maze, right?

  • Can you guess what will happen

  • if you don't escape by death-o-clock?

  • We -- we -- death -- I mean, die.

  • Wow! We got a smart one over here, eh!

  • [ Laughs ]

  • The game starts now!

  • Oh, and thanks for the tacos, eh?

  • They sucked!

  • [ Both snickering ]

  • Yes, yes, yes! A game!

  • Yeah, played with our actual lives.

  • No, I know, but how hard can it be?

  • [ Screaming in distance, splat ]

  • Now, let's get moving, Panzon.

  • ♪♪

  • Is it me, or am I nailing this maze?

  • I kind of feel like I'm nailing this maze, right, Val?

  • You're so obtuse.

  • Whoa, thanks, man.

  • Chupacabra: Psst, hey!

  • Welcome!

  • To the Chupacabra Item Shop!

  • Hey, take one of these helpful items.

  • We have this map of the maze,

  • a Get Out of Maze Free card,

  • and -- ooh -- a smartphone with a maze app on it.

  • Yeah, or this!

  • Now, this is going to really help us, man.

  • Oh, a fine choice, little man.

  • Ciao.

  • [ Chuckles ]

  • Have you lost your mind?!

  • We could have gone home!

  • No, no, I get it, I get it.

  • But at least I'll look cool, you know.

  • Now, come on. I'm, like, 90% sure it's 100% this way.

  • ♪♪

  • [ Crying ]

  • ♪♪

  • [ Growling ]

  • [ Roaring ]

  • ♪♪

  • No, wait, Victor! That was the wrong one!

  • Oh, just great! We're back at the beginning.

  • Nice job, Victor.

  • What, me? Well, look at you.

  • I don't see you helping.

  • I've been trying to help!

  • But every time I do, you rush in

  • and make decisions for us.

  • You're just like Dad.

  • I wish you would have stayed with him.

  • Yeah, well, I wish you were dead!

  • [ Chuckles ] Wish granted.

  • [ Rumbling ]

  • [ Snickering ]

  • Hey, this maze is unfair!

  • Now, send us home!

  • [ Roaring ]

  • Victor!

  • Valentino!

  • I think -- I think I -- I think I'm dying!

  • You're not allowed to die!

  • Hey, boneheads, put my brother down!

  • [ Grunts ]

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Think, Victor, think! What would Val do?

  • That's it!

  • Why don't you eat some tacos?!

  • Oh, my!

  • Wait a minute!

  • Hey, did you two cook those tacos?

  • Come on, tell me the truth.

  • Yeah.

  • Why? Do you like them?

  • Like 'em? We love 'em! We're huge fans.

  • Isn't that right, Hun?

  • My name is Mic, Lord of the Underworld,

  • and this here's my bro-bro, Hun.

  • You've already met our dog, Achi.

  • He's always on the hunt for good tacos in Monte Macabre.

  • Hey, I thought you hated my tacos.

  • What can I say? I have bad taste!

  • [ Laughs ]

  • I could eat an eternity of these!

  • Oh, it's too bad you still gotta die.

  • Wait, wait! What if I gave you the recipe?

  • Hmm. Go on.

  • Yeah, we'll give it to you --

  • if you sent us home. [ Chuckles nervously ]

  • Even better than that,

  • he can make them for you for all eternity!

  • Infinity tacos!

  • Victor, shush it!

  • You know what?

  • Throw in some churros,

  • and you've got yourselves a deal!

  • But don't let us catch you around here again, or else...

  • [ Both screaming ]

  • Ow!

  • Hey, Vic, guess what?

  • What?

  • We're back!

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Both: ♪ We're back, we're back

  • We're back, we're back, we're back

  • Yeah, thanks to...

  • Well, thanks to you, Valentino.

  • Sorry I've been such a jerk.

  • Your tacos really do taste amazing.

  • That's good, Vic, 'cause you're gonna help me cook 'em.

  • Can I cook 'em with this mask on so no one sees me being lame?

  • Wait, huh?

  • Um, Val,

  • you're not going to believe this, but...

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Victor, what is it?

  • Well, you know how this place

  • always seemed kind of dead?

  • Grandma Chata: Victor, Valentino?

  • There you are.

  • Val, you've got to see this.

  • ♪♪

  • Both: Whoa!

  • It's time for you to learn the truth

  • about Monte Macabre!

  • Both: [ Laughs ] Yes!

  • ♪♪

  • Oh, a fine choice, little man.

Ah! And that's how you make the perfect taco.

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    Evangeline posted on 2018/07/13
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