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  • A lot of people have requested that I

  • film the build process more so

  • here's some fucking build processes!

  • The main reason I don't want to do it is

  • because it's kind of a pain in the butt, and also

  • it gives me a shitload of shit to edit.

  • For those of you who say that

  • I cuss a lot

  • because my English vocabulary is sub-par,

  • go eat a shit load of shit. [laughs]

  • [burp-roar intro noise]

  • "We should build a claw machine for the greater good

  • that picks it up /every time/!"

  • "That's a-" "Everybody wins"

  • "That is a fantastic idea!

  • But I have a feeling that if you tried to do it,

  • [laughs]

  • you'd be like, really well intentioned

  • and, like, you would end up like, /beheading/

  • the toys."

  • "I might have to build that!"

  • "Just remember that it started right here"

  • So I got this, like, little desk top claw machine

  • and I just went to the store and bought batteries.

  • These are one and a half volts!

  • Like, they're fucking huge and one and a half volts.

  • I don't know what's going on.

  • So I haven't done anything with this,

  • I just bought this.

  • I still haven't figured out how I'm going to do this

  • but I guess that's what this is all about.

  • Why is nothing happening?

  • [♫ Music ♫]

  • Uh! [♫ Music ♫]

  • [♫ Music ♫]

  • This fucking song! [♫ Music ♫]

  • [Music cuts off]

  • I think I ran that for about twenty seconds

  • and it already makes me want to kill it.

  • So..., yeah. Let's take this thing apart.

  • Ooooooooooooh!

  • Look at that.

  • There are two chains here,

  • one that lowers it

  • Oh...

  • and another chain that opens and closes the claw.

  • So that's pretty cool but that's not gonna

  • give us enough force to actually the behead stuff.

  • So what I'm thinking is to take this claw out

  • and put a servo motor on it

  • and have that be what crushes it

  • but I think I'll 3-D print a claw that's a little bit sturdier and stronger

  • Because i just got a new 3-D printer!

  • I'm very excited about it.

  • So it's like day, what?,

  • ten of this project.

  • This is all the different versions I made of the claw.

  • I'm doing this like a crazy person.

  • I woke up at 6am this morning being like

  • "This is how I need to do it for it to work!"

  • and I'm not sure if this is actually going to work

  • but I have high hopes for this iteration

  • I got a good feeling about it.

  • So what I settled on,

  • because in the beginning I had two claws move

  • and I realized that might make it a little bit weaker.

  • I'm not sure if that's, like, a correct way of thinking about it.

  • But now i have two claws that

  • are in the same place all the time

  • and then just one part that moves

  • Shit.

  • Uuuuuuuuuh!

  • Hella tight!

  • To try out servomotors I have this really nifty little

  • I don't know what the technical term is.

  • Servomotor try outer?

  • Basically just plug it in into a battery and you

  • can move it around without having to do

  • any programming which is really neat.

  • Oooooooooooh!

  • I ...

  • Nooooooo!

  • No!

  • It's chewing it's way through the plastic.

  • Fuck!

  • I thought this was actually gonna work.

  • Story of my life!

  • Let's iterate again.

  • So prior to starting this claw machine project,

  • I had hardly ever done any CAD design.

  • Now I feel like a fucking CAD wiz.

  • If you doubt that I'm a professional,

  • I have this patch.

  • So we just have this, like, metal servo worn that's bitten off.

  • You see it's like chewing its way through the plastic!

  • So I'm going to use this one that's bigger

  • and I've actually modeled it so this way it should just

  • plop right in.

  • Noooo! It's so close!

  • Oh yeah!

  • Oh, that's satisfying!

  • Best version so far.

  • It's in a little bit of pain but is it suffering?

  • I'm just looking for cute stuff that I can crush

  • which is also what my online dating profile says. [laughs]

  • So..., we got and bought some Easter candy

  • cause I'm thinking that that's gonna crush easily

  • We get some bunnies, we get some frogs,

  • we get some chicks.

  • Uh!

  • This is nasty!

  • No.

  • Seriously.

  • We've come this far and now you're not going to start.

  • You little dipshit.

  • [♫ Music ♫]

  • Ah! [♫ Music ♫]

  • There we go. Ok! [♫ Music ♫]

  • [♫ Music ♫]

  • Come on! [♫ Music ♫]

  • [♫ Music ♫]

  • I mean the candy's good.

  • It didn't even cut off its ear!

  • It's not as aggressive as I want it to be.

  • I want it to just, like, eat stuff up

  • and it's barely injuring these tiny little creatures.

  • What do I need to do to make this work the way I want it to?

  • Little ducky, you're, you're gonna get picked up.

  • [♫ Music ♫]

  • [Clanging sounds]

  • [♫ Music ♫]

  • [♫ Fail sound effect ♫]

  • Yeah, tell me about it claw machine.

  • [♫ Music ♫]

  • [♫ Music speeds up ♫]

  • [Clanging sounds] [Laughs]

  • [Laughs]

  • That was so stupid. [Laughs]

  • [Laughs]

  • [Coughs]

  • [Laughs]

  • It dropped the claw rather than the ... [Laughs]

  • This is ... [Laughs]

  • I am so underwhelmed!

  • I spent so much time on this project

  • and it's obviously not paying off.

  • Fucking claw machines man.

  • Even when I rigged it,

  • I still lost.

  • Maybe they're just too shitty from the start so that I can't

  • make them shittier. I don't know.

  • I feel disappointed in myself.

  • Failing at failing.

  • What does that make me?

  • Really bad or really good? Is it like minus time minus

  • and I'm a plus?

  • Hey! How do you like my new manicure?

  • Nail art. That's my thing.

  • If you have any ideas on how to improve this

  • or if you have any other designs that I should try out,

  • please let me know!

  • Maybe I should just buy a bigger claw machine,

  • maybe I should get one of those real, like, big ones.

  • That's a fair company expense.

  • Yeah, we'll see.

  • Uh!

  • [buzzing noise]

  • Oh nooooo!

  • Now I'm going to have clean it up.

  • I'm calling it a day. A bad day.

A lot of people have requested that I

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I made a shitty claw machine

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    Samuel posted on 2018/07/19
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