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  • Love the new album Drake. Your bomb.

  • What the hell?

  • You have the right to remain silent.

  • Anything you say or type can

  • and will be held against you in a court of law.

  • I didn't do anything.

  • You have the right to spell-check.

  • Wait, what?

  • If you cannot afford a tutor,

  • one will be provided for you.

  • Who are you?

  • The Grammar Police.

  • And you're under arrest.

  • Love the new album, Drake.

  • Your bomb.

  • Y-O-U-R bomb.

  • Tell me, uh, does Drake possess a bomb?

  • I want to speak to my lawyer.

  • Uh, wait. What is this?

  • Why do I have subtitles?

  • Type prediction brain software, uh-huh.

  • Types out everything you say in the way you'd type it.

  • This is some 'Get Out' type-ish.

  • Wait, have you seen Get Out?

  • Yeah.

  • And you think that's like this?

  • Yeah, you want my brain!

  • Huh, interesting, well now you really

  • just missed the point of that movie.

  • Quiet!

  • No, this is not about your brain, okay?

  • This is about Y-O-U-R bomb.

  • It's Y-O-U apostrophe R-E bomb.

  • Okay, my bad.

  • How am I supposed to understand the tweet otherwise?

  • What do you mean? You still get it.

  • No, no no I don't, actually.

  • It's literally impossible to decipher.

  • Okay. Can I leave?

  • Depends.

  • How are you?

  • I'm good?

  • Damn it, no!

  • It's "I'm well".

  • Uh, okay. That's good for you.

  • No, no, I'm telling you.

  • It's not "I'm good", it's "I'm well".

  • Listen, I could care less about grammar.

  • So that means you care.

  • No. I said I could care less.

  • Yes, which implies that you care some decent amount,

  • because you can't subtract caring,

  • unless you had caring to begin with.

  • It's "I couldn't care less".

  • What do you want from me?

  • I want to insure everyone knows I'm smart.

  • Because you made a mistake, and I caught it.

  • Yeah, and nothing else you say matters.

  • Why are you doing this?

  • Because every time I correct people,

  • I make this face and I feel great about myself.

  • Theirs a time and place. dude.

  • There's, not theirs.

  • Okay, people aren't always grammatically correct. Just except it!

  • So you mean like make an exception.

  • No, like deal with it.

  • So you mean accept it.

  • A-C-C-E-P-T.

  • I'm so smart.

  • You still get what I'm saying, okay? It doesn't effect your ability to understand me.

  • You mean affect, A-F-F-E-C-T.

  • I'm better than you.

  • You're not smarter then me. Oh wait uh... Then me? No. Than me. Than me?

  • What the hell was that?

  • Oh, that?

  • Yeah, Trump made another error in one of his tweets.

  • Happens every time he does it.

  • Did you know since he started presidency,

  • he's made 94,357 grammatical crimes?

  • Ugh! Please stop!

  • That's what America said.

  • How do I get out of here? I want too leave.

  • To, not too.

  • I'm so good.

  • You can't.

  • I'm gonna be here forever, waiting, watching you.

  • Yup, it's just gonna be me and you.

  • Isn't it you and me?

  • You have the right to remain silent.

  • No, no!

  • It was a mistake!

  • I was correct, it was autocorrect!

  • No!

  • Could someone let me out all ready?

  • Hello, I did it such a good video, didn't me?

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  • One love Superwoman, that is a wrap and zoop!

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Love the new album Drake. Your bomb.

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