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  • (Music)

  • Armed vigilantes are attempting to control the situation.

  • Cola with Bacon! Out now!

  • A chemical spill on Dirdum Lane is believed to hav-

  • (Sigh) Boring!

  • I'M PROFESSOR WHY!

  • Sheryl what are your thoughts on the zombie apocalypse?

  • (ZOMBIE SCREAM)

  • That's right, Ca- ARGHHHHH!!!!

  • (Gasp) Did you see that?!

  • See what?

  • I just changed the channel with my tongue!

  • You're an idiot.

  • You're an idiot!!

  • Hey, are you bored?

  • Yes.

  • Well, come on down to ASDF Land.

  • Why?

  • We've got exciting rides.

  • So?

  • STOP INTERRUPTING ME!

  • Hehe... I'm sorry...

  • So, if you're looking for a fantastic family day out full of fun, friendship and f-adventure?

  • Then get yourself down to ASDF Land! The best theme park in tow-

  • Are you guys thinking what i'm thinking?

  • (Music)

  • Lookout! That bears got a gun!

  • (Gunshot)

  • FATHER!! I WILL AVENGE YOU!

  • Matt! Did you give guns to the bears again?!

  • Oh I could never stay mad at you. Let's get some ice cream.

  • Yaay!

  • Hey guys! Guys?

  • (Music)

  • Okay guys, remember we are parked in zone... H.

  • Three day tickets please.

  • Three day tickets?

  • (Sigh) Three! Day! Tickets!

  • (Zombie growl)

  • Thank you!

  • Hey! Lets go on the roller coaster!

  • No! Let's play the carnival games! I need more novelty toys!

  • Yeah, Matt's novelty toy collection makes me wanna shoot things. I'm going to the arcade.

  • (Sigh) Well, I guess we should split up. That way everyones happy and nothing can go wrong. Ever.

  • Not in a milli- Oh they're gone.

  • Ooooo!

  • (Screaming)

  • Awww...

  • YAAAY!

  • ARGHH!!

  • Yaay!

  • (Screaming)

  • Please keep arms and legs inside the ride at all times.

  • Get ready! Attack!

  • Oh no! This arcade gun isn't working...

  • AH! There we go! (Gunfire)

  • Argh, this game blows! All yours kid. The graphics sucked.

  • (Gasp) A cymbal playing monkey!? I need this for my collection!!

  • I'll hug him and squeeze him and call him Little Tom.

  • Hmm, this is gonna take some brains.

  • BRAAAINS!

  • Hey, back off the monkey buddy! He's mine!

  • BRAAAINS!!

  • ARGHH!! Unreliable! It's rigged I tell you! Rigged!

  • There is not a man alive who could get that monkey!

  • (Screaming)

  • Tom? Do you get the feeling that something strange is happening?

  • No.

  • Stupid claw machine thinking it's so much better than me.

  • What's eating you?

  • Get off me! I told you I don't have any spare change!

  • Aww! The poor guy looks hungry!

  • Here! You can have this!

  • Huh? Who would say no to candy floss? Unless they were...

  • VAMPIRES!

  • Oh no wait...

  • ZOMBIES!!

  • (Gasp) Y'know that explains a lot actually...

  • What do we do?

  • Hey guys! Look what I found!

  • You know when I said I didn't have any spare change? I lied!

  • OUCH!

  • MATT!! HURRY UP!!

  • (Matt laughing & Cymbals)

  • (Explosion)

  • NOO!! LITTLE TOM!!

  • Quick! This way!

  • In here!

  • Haha! So long suckers!

  • (Music)

  • Oh...

  • (Music)

  • ARGHH!!

  • NOOO!!!

  • We are done for Edd! If I don't make it I want you to give my novelty toy collection to Tom.

  • And if I don't make it either please... Burn my new novelty toy collection.

  • Huh... What now?

  • Hey, are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?

  • Guys?

  • (Bear and gunshot sounds)

  • Guys?

  • Ahh! Much better!

  • Ooo! This looks fun!

  • Oh wow! Amazing!

  • Haha! That was a short apocalypse...

  • Awww! (SCREAM)

  • (Scream)

  • (Mumbled complaining)

  • Everything worked out in the end. Isn't that right Little Tom!

  • (Creepy music)

  • (Cymbals)

  • (Music)

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