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  • I have a friend, I have a friend, she is here,

  • and no one's paying us to hang out with each other.

  • Diana, AKA Physics Girl, ahh.

  • Usually you make physics videos.

  • - Yes I make physics videos about, like,

  • questions about the universe, little DIY

  • experiments and stuff it's really

  • educational a lot less heavy on the

  • dick jokes than what we're doing here but I

  • think she has potential

  • I'm hoping to pull some crudeness out of you

  • Don't tell anyone though! we have invented a

  • game that's basically I scroll through

  • the comments on your channel and I read

  • out random comments and you have to

  • guess which video the comment was posted

  • on and then I scroll through the comments on

  • your channel and you have to guess which

  • video it was posted on. It was actually surprisingly

  • fun but we're thinking that the way we

  • can make it even more fun is to

  • introduce this old friend I have done

  • videos Q&A videos with these before

  • They're called tense units, we put these pads on

  • our face, on our face, we have only one face we do look a

  • little bit alike. there are times when a video

  • of yours pops up and for like a split second

  • I'll think thats me and she opens her mouth

  • hahaha and you're like that's not me

  • I have never said that on internet, thats true

  • until today. We're going to put these on our faces

  • and basically they make your muscles

  • contract and I'm thinking that when you

  • get a question wrong you have to

  • increase the intensity of it whoever

  • gets into maximum intensity first loses

  • these are meant for pain reduction but

  • they are surprisingly painful okay whats your comment

  • I will start

  • you should have invited your dad to

  • participate in this. Man well so I just

  • did a video I of my dad where he got shocked

  • by lightning twice. I think that was from

  • the the most recent video that I did

  • thats the capacitor it is the capacitor one.

  • yes, I can't get these to fucking stay on

  • There's my first- every time I swear my

  • editor says that it's like a unicorn

  • passes the room I say that

  • everything I swear I kill a sponsor haha

  • they are all shitty things I built that

  • aren't shitty robots. very good. Really? yeah, good job.

  • Oh they thought that everything was shitty

  • that's the point of your channel

  • but not the other things I built that aren't shitty robots

  • like the spool- I'm just gonna take these-

  • off until I'm ready to shock myself.

  • ok ok because great way to hide signals from the government.

  • 00:02:24,350 --> 00:02:25,730 I feel like that have something to do a

  • Faraday cage. Can you call a cell phone in the microwave?

  • God dam it thats right!

  • some of your videos are so ridiculous!

  • Some of my videos or some of the comments?

  • Some of your videos.

  • someone said and so skynet was born.

  • chopping machine did you mean the

  • topping vegetables an eight-foot-long

  • nives?

  • no I didn't!

  • Your shaking.

  • Because I know what it feels like I've been through this before.

  • Aaah!

  • No its not it hasn't even started yet.

  • Its the anticipation!

  • Is it on? No. Okay that was just your face moving.

  • Its not that bad. its like super low.

  • okay okay are you going to

  • leave it on?

  • ok ooooh! what is it doing???

  • The comment is

  • ''My upturned thumb is number 5287''.

  • What?

  • God I have no clue.

  • yeah take your time because i'm just

  • I'm just getting zapped in the face.

  • Does this look white to you?

  • No! Ha ha!

  • Get them on your face girl!

  • Oh! oh! oh my god!

  • Try to think with that on.

  • Oh Oh I don't like it!

  • I don't like it. yeah.

  • Did you expect to like it?

  • oh ok

  • Simone for reals, go fuck yourself you

  • deserve it

  • I know this one! Robot that wipes your ass.

  • Tricked you!

  • That was from why my sponsors are leaving.

  • Who posted that comment?

  • Hell hounds productions.

  • God dammit Hell Hounds productions. Now we need to go up one level.

  • Oooh! its so much worse!

  • We should put it on the arm.

  • It makes your Teeth feel like they're

  • gonna fall out. Let's do the bicep.

  • up yeah that might be fun.

  • Comment is No

  • all-caps learn some physics. I love when

  • people are like do you ever have you even

  • ever study physics. Is that one

  • why is the universe flat? I have no clue that

  • could be any of them. It is are

  • perpetual motion machines possible? They

  • obviously didn't watch the video because

  • the whole premise is that you conclude

  • they are not possible and you explain why it's not possible.

  • I should buy an awesomeness

  • meter but it won't handle this level. I

  • made a robot that of serves beer for you. No it was

  • Really? No it was the uh Patreon exclusive

  • Filming with physics girl.

  • may not have seen that video but if you

  • go on Simone's patreon and you suport it

  • you can see a video like that. I'm at

  • level 3 now. okay I need to put the phone in the other hand.

  • Like I'm a little bit fascinated by this

  • Simone. This is like a cult that I'm joining

  • and I have to do these weird rituals

  • in order to be part of it. And once you're

  • part of it you never get out.

  • and I have this common Diana, ''so

  • informative''. I just want you to join me at this level.

  • let me think a random guess. I can't

  • think with this thing making arm twitch.

  • And people buy these! people buy this product!

  • I bought this product!

  • You bought two of them!

  • I think this is about rainbows.

  • why do you mirrors flip horizontally but not verically?

  • Join me girl!

  • level three is were it's at!

  • Maybe just ajust your pad a little bit.

  • lets high five!

  • closed captions are incredible

  • when I clean out the septic tank on my house boat?

  • I think that would make for some

  • interesting

  • claptions. Claptions? what does that even mean? I don't know.

  • 00:06:22,680 --> 00:06:25,160 ''So is she atheist or not?''

  • umm ahh...

  • Is it one about dark matter?

  • no the ultraviolet catastroff. Catastrophe.

  • catastroff in Swedish.

  • The ultra violet catastrophe! It was a catastroff!

  • You know the foreigner.

  • like the cutest way that you get the

  • words wrong. ooh. If I fail this question, I lose.

  • Okay. yeah. ''I would so marry you ''.

  • really really what the fuck Diana.

  • Cleaning out the septic tank on my house boat?

  • Wrong!

  • What was it? It was

  • channel comment.

  • Ohhh! that's fucking mean!

  • Okay I'm turning it up. oooh this is so uncomfortable!

  • No I can't I can't fuck'n take this any more.

  • ow fuck! I'm done, I'm done.

  • Daa! it's on my Fingers!

  • I feel like I'm a little buffer than I was

  • before. Thank you so much for

  • being in this video! keep it together.

  • don't forget to check out Diana's

  • channel she's really nice educational

  • videos that are super kid friendly all

  • you very kid friendly. And Simone friendly.

  • hope you like this video if you did

  • press the like button or leave a comment

  • or maybe subscribe also you can turn on

  • notifications so you know whenever I

  • upload a video. I didn't know that was a

  • thing but you taught me that

  • thank you so much for watching and I'll

  • and I'll talk to you later. bye!

  • Shes wearing math socks! I'm wearing mathy socks!

  • was another level of geekyness.

I have a friend, I have a friend, she is here,

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B1 US diana simone shitty comment level capacitor

Reading comments with Physics Girl and getting zapped in the face

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    Samuel posted on 2018/05/31
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