Name: Bartenders Share Their Craziest Stories
Uploaded: 2018-05-29T06:00:35.000Z
Duration: 3 min 23 s
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Past simple

I went to knock on the bathroom, it was last call,

that there were two people inside who left their tab.

I knocked on the door, and as I open the door,

at one of the places I worked in Hell's Kitchen.

Usually typical, when you're closing the bar,

wrapping everything down, and then all of a sudden,

three guys walk in, and one of the guys goes,

"Oh, actually we're really sorry but we are closed."

The registers are shut down, like, everything.

Our boss has started to mop the floor, like, we were done.

One of the guys turns around to leave and he goes,

He was like, "That was Bruce Willis you just closed on."

sending him a bottle of tequila, a bottle of mezcal

So yeah, I closed the door on Bruce Willis.

Right off the bat, the one guy wanted to know

which is not a question that you get very often.

I was like, well, Dom Perignon like, $455 a bottle.

And he just went, "Great, we'll take two."

That's such a strange way to just start balling out on your evening.

The people he was with were like, "No, no, don't do it."

And he was like, "No, I'm Jay-Z tonight, I'm balling out."

So I grabbed my manager 'cause I was like,

And he was like, oh no, if he ordered it, like,

By the end of the couple hours that they were there,

the guy who had ordered the champagne was like,

You know that look on someone's face, when like,

And he was just like, "Oh wait, come on, (muffled sounds)."

And I was like, Dude, I have your credit card,

We caught him real fast, and made him pay,

and I'm sure, even though that was several days ago,

They were so sweet, I guess it was a regular date,

The guy waited till she got, kinda got buzzed,

where she was like, semi-walking straight in her heels.

we're about to be on camera, blah blah blah.

The guy gets down on one knee, he's all excited,

'cause all cameras in the whole restaurant are on him.

And the lady's like, "Hum, can we talk about this first?"

I was like, uh-oh, because we can't move.

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Bartenders Share Their Craziest Stories

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