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  • Of course, the summer blockbuster season is in full swing.

  • There are so many superhero movies this year.

  • Besides "Avengers: Infinity War," we've already had "Black Panther,"

  • and pretty soon

  • there'll be "Ant-man and the Wasp," "Aquaman," Venom".

  • I mean, at what point will audiences say,

  • "Enough with the superheroes"?

  • -Is it "Deadpool 2"? I bet it's "Deadpool 2".

  • What!

  • What!

  • Look at that!

  • Deadpool?

  • Holy cow!

  • Deadpool, star of the movie "Deadpool."

  • Please, no one stand up.

  • It's CBS.

  • I know how old your audience is.

  • Well, Wade, may I call you Wade?

  • Absolutely.

  • I'm in the middle of my monologue right here.

  • You do realize I'm doing a show right now?

  • Don't be disgusting Stephen.

  • This is a great opportunity for me to promote my new movie,

  • "Deadpool 2," in theaters Friday.

  • And, yes, I would love to be your guest tonight.

  • Thank you for asking.

  • Well, that would be great.

  • Obviously-- yeah, hey, what's up?

  • I can do that, too.

  • That would be--well, obviously, that would be lovely,

  • But I already have a guest.

  • It's Academy Award winner Jamie Foxx.

  • I see.

  • Well, he's got boyish charm for days.

  • I, for one, loved his work in "Back to the Future 2".

  • That's-- that's a-- that's a different Fox.

  • I'll be the judge of that.

  • I'll tell you who should not be on your show: Ryan Reynolds.

  • Huge ***

  • He's like the poor man's version of Ryan Reynolds,

  • and like the rich man's version of my most recent turd.

  • Okay, I think you should go now.

  • You're absolutely right, you're absolutely right, Jimmy.

  • I should go.

  • I should go ahead

  • and read the rest of your monologue.

  • Oh, really?

  • You think you could do this, both stand and read jokes?

  • You know, in our own way, we late-night hosts

  • are basically superheroes.

  • Because you're all mostly white men?

  • Come on

  • Come on, give me those glasses.

  • Let's go.

  • Be careful with those.

  • Let's do this.

  • All right.

  • Hello!

  • I''m Stephen Colbert.

  • And I'm legally blind.

  • You know, you're not going to believe this,

  • but Donald Trump is in the news.

  • the administration is still dealing with the fallout from

  • Trump announcing that the U.S. will be pulling out of the Iran Deal.

  • It's Trump's biggest pulling out blunder since Eric.

  • And president Trump spent the day complaining on twitter about

  • leaks inside the white house,

  • because we all know Trump prefers his leaks in Russian hotel rooms.

  • You get it, Stephen?

  • Because the president watched two Russian prostitutes urinate

  • on a hotel mattress.

  • Allegedly.

  • Right, right, allegedly.

  • Could've been three prostitutes.

  • We-- we get the idea.

  • We've got a great one for you tonight!

  • When I come back, more monologue.

  • Oh, how tantalizingly vague.

  • And "Back to the Future's" Jamie Foxx is here.

  • Thank God, Blake Lively is not.

  • I don't feel well.

  • Oh, what the!

  • You don't have the budget for this, Colbert.

  • Deadbool, everybody.

  • "Deadpool 2" is in theaters this Friday.

Of course, the summer blockbuster season is in full swing.

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    Evangeline posted on 2018/05/23
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