but I think I'm really starting

to catch some definition on my bicep.

- Where is it?

- It's on my arm.

- Hey, do you guys smell something?

Oh my God!

The office daycare is on fire again.

- What are you waiting for?

Help us!

- We gotta do something!

- Wait, wait, wait, wait, look.

- The kids are saving themselves.

- What?

- Look, the little toddler in the blue overalls,

he's pulling that little girl out

who's trapped under a beam.

- Yes!

- This is so inspiring.

- Okay, whatever, still call 911.

- There's no need, it looks like they've got this.

Now do we know if they have a hashtag.

- This gives me so much hope for the future.

- [Tall Guy] Same.

- Look, that little girl is corralling all of her friends

into the least smoked-filled corner of the room.

- And this adorable little guy is trying

to smother the flames with his blanky.

- Aww... - Aww...

You know, I think we're gonna be okay.

- Of course, you're gonna be okay.

- I meant humanity.

- Wow, yeah.

- Yeah, wow.

- I'm gonna do something.

(children screaming)

(coughing)

- [Child] Mommy, help us!

- The door was collapsed!

We gotta grab the ax from the fire kit.

- Look at you going above and beyond.

- Not above and beyond, bare minimum.

You two should also be helping.

- But what can I, as one person, even do here?

- Mmhmm, yeah, we'd be drops in a bucket.

- That is a perfect analogy for what's going on right now.

If we don't have enough drops in the bucket,

we can't put the fire out.

- [Children] Help us! (screaming)

- The babies are beautiful, fierce, savage queens, okay?

They don't need our help.

Aww, look at that little girl squeezing

her juicebox onto the flames.

That is so selfless.

- And this little guy wrapped a teddy bear

around his fist so he could punch out a window

and wave for help.

- Oh dear God.

- Oh come on Raphael,

aren't you the least a little inspired

by everything these kids have managed to accomplish?

- Truly incredible.

- They shouldn't have to accomplish anything.

We could have made it so they didn't have to,

and give me my ax back.

- You don't think this is inspiring, Raph?

This doesn't bring you hope for the future?

- Look at everything they've done,

in the middle of a fire no less.

- It is inspiring, and we also should be helping.

- Honestly, I'm gonna let these kids teach me

a thing or two.

- Mmm, these kids are gonna save us.

- You don't need saving.

- These kids are going to show us the way.

- You know the way.

- If only I had the strength to do

what they're doing when I was their age.

- You can do it right now.

(crashing and breaking)

- Ohh.

- Wow.

That's what you get for getting your hopes up.

- Nothing ever changes.

- Because you two didn't help!

- Hey, that's not fair!

- Yeah, if I'd been in that daycare,

I'd have put the fire out with my bare hands.

- And if someone had told me to help, I would've helped.

- I (sigh).

(coughing)

(sparking)

- Hey, you little tikes made it!

- Way to go!

- Could we make sure that daycare

doesn't catch on fire anymore?

- Aww, sounds like this little guy hates freedom.

- Who paid this child to say that?

- Hi, I'm Raphael from College Humor.

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