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  • - Now, it's a little smaller than it should be for my frame,

  • but I think I'm really starting

  • to catch some definition on my bicep.

  • - Where is it?

  • - It's on my arm.

  • - Hey, do you guys smell something?

  • Oh my God!

  • The office daycare is on fire again.

  • - What are you waiting for?

  • Help us!

  • - We gotta do something!

  • - Wait, wait, wait, wait, look.

  • - The kids are saving themselves.

  • - What?

  • - Look, the little toddler in the blue overalls,

  • he's pulling that little girl out

  • who's trapped under a beam.

  • - Yes!

  • - This is so inspiring.

  • - Okay, whatever, still call 911.

  • - There's no need, it looks like they've got this.

  • Now do we know if they have a hashtag.

  • - This gives me so much hope for the future.

  • - [Tall Guy] Same.

  • - Look, that little girl is corralling all of her friends

  • into the least smoked-filled corner of the room.

  • - And this adorable little guy is trying

  • to smother the flames with his blanky.

  • - Aww... - Aww...

  • You know, I think we're gonna be okay.

  • - Of course, you're gonna be okay.

  • - I meant humanity.

  • - Wow, yeah.

  • - Yeah, wow.

  • - I'm gonna do something.

  • (children screaming)

  • (coughing)

  • - [Child] Mommy, help us!

  • - The door was collapsed!

  • We gotta grab the ax from the fire kit.

  • - Look at you going above and beyond.

  • - Not above and beyond, bare minimum.

  • You two should also be helping.

  • - But what can I, as one person, even do here?

  • - Mmhmm, yeah, we'd be drops in a bucket.

  • - That is a perfect analogy for what's going on right now.

  • If we don't have enough drops in the bucket,

  • we can't put the fire out.

  • - [Children] Help us! (screaming)

  • - The babies are beautiful, fierce, savage queens, okay?

  • They don't need our help.

  • Aww, look at that little girl squeezing

  • her juicebox onto the flames.

  • That is so selfless.

  • - And this little guy wrapped a teddy bear

  • around his fist so he could punch out a window

  • and wave for help.

  • - Oh dear God.

  • - Oh come on Raphael,

  • aren't you the least a little inspired

  • by everything these kids have managed to accomplish?

  • - Truly incredible.

  • - They shouldn't have to accomplish anything.

  • We could have made it so they didn't have to,

  • and give me my ax back.

  • - You don't think this is inspiring, Raph?

  • This doesn't bring you hope for the future?

  • - Look at everything they've done,

  • in the middle of a fire no less.

  • - It is inspiring, and we also should be helping.

  • - Honestly, I'm gonna let these kids teach me

  • a thing or two.

  • - Mmm, these kids are gonna save us.

  • - You don't need saving.

  • - These kids are going to show us the way.

  • - You know the way.

  • - If only I had the strength to do

  • what they're doing when I was their age.

  • - You can do it right now.

  • (crashing and breaking)

  • - Ohh.

  • - Wow.

  • That's what you get for getting your hopes up.

  • - Nothing ever changes.

  • - Because you two didn't help!

  • - Hey, that's not fair!

  • - Yeah, if I'd been in that daycare,

  • I'd have put the fire out with my bare hands.

  • - And if someone had told me to help, I would've helped.

  • - I (sigh).

  • (coughing)

  • (sparking)

  • - Hey, you little tikes made it!

  • - Way to go!

  • - Could we make sure that daycare

  • doesn't catch on fire anymore?

  • - Aww, sounds like this little guy hates freedom.

  • - Who paid this child to say that?

  • - Hi, I'm Raphael from College Humor.

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  • And if you could just click here,

  • it would really satisfy my OCD.

  • (sighs) Thanks a lot, that really hit the spot

- Now, it's a little smaller than it should be for my frame,

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THE BABIES ARE ON FIRE!

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    羅苙銨 posted on 2018/05/17
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