the most incredible sunset.

- Oh cool. - Yeah.

- Oh.

- Oh.

- Ah, I gotta get back to the work.

- Me, yeah. Yeah.

- I mean, at least you...

- You've seen too much.

I wish I didn't have to do this Raf.

I love you like a brother.

- No, please.

- You know what you saw.

- I didn't see anything.

I swear.

- You saw a sexy selfie

that I sent to someone five nights ago.

And now I have to kill you.

- No!

It's not that big a deal.

- Of course it is Raf.

We used to be friends.

We used to be equals.

- We're still equals.

What are you talking about?

- No we're not.

Not after you saw my thirsty duck face in that photo.

- I just saw a flash of skin.

I didn't even know it was you until you said selfie.

- Of course it was me, Raf.

Who else would have been dressed like a baby?

- That was you dressed as a baby?

- What?

No.

Yeah, fine, okay.

I was sick of always having to be the mommy.

- You are telling me way more than I could have known.

Look, we all send sexy selfies, all right?

Maybe we just forget it.

- Oh, yeah, you say that Raf.

But in a month you're gonna be drunk with Grant or Raka

blabbing your mouth about my titty tattoo.

- What?

- Oh please.

Like my titty tattoo wasn't the first thing you noticed about this photo.

- No, Allie, that's not the picture I saw.

- What?

Fuck!

Now I really have to kill you.

- What is going on in here?

- I kind of saw a tiny bit of a sexy selfie from Allie's phone.

- Oh my God seriously?

- Yeah.

- Oh wow, that is really really bad news for you.

- I should just delete this photo.

- Just create a hidden album on your phone.

- You can do that?

- Yes, it is 2018.

- Oh no.

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