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And now I thought I'd share
some of my favorite mom quotes from you guys.
Here we go. This first one is from @victoriapike.
She said... "Yesterday my mom ordered a "Tai Chi" Latte from Starbucks."
Close. Chai tea.
-Use the energy. -Yeah, she used the energy.
Coffee pours itself. Yeah.
-You're clean. Very slowly.
-This one's from @itsLJ. She says...
When my mom would drive us kids around, and she would brake really hard to make us lean forward and then say, "Bow to mom."
-"Bow to Mom."
This one's from @simpovski.
She says, "My mom made up her own saying in the 90's: 'Talk to the palm, cause you ain't the mom.'"
-Pretty good.
Oh, this is -- this is funny.
This one's from @Bethrob325.
She says,"My mom calls Disneyland 'The Big D."
E-ticket. -Yeah.
-Wow. The Big D?
-In some places, it's a small world.
-There you go.
-This one is from @JulesRead1.
She says, "One night my mom told us we were having 'Roast Bork ' for dinner. We asked her what that was, she said, 'Well I'm defrosting something from the freezer and I can't tell if it's beef or pork yet."'"
That's so my mom.
That is hilarious.
Everything wrapped in aluminum foil.
I don't know what it is. -No date.
-Nope.
This one's from @devholla14.
She says: ''One time I called my mom ''Bro'' and she goes, ''I'm not your bro or your hoe. I'm your Mo.''
-This one's from @brennenhancock.
He says: ''My mom told me she ans the lady across the street were '' Friends with Benefits.'' I asked her what tat meant, and she said ''You know, we get each other's mail when they're are out of town and stuff.''
-Oh. Okay.
-Okay.
Then they went to Disneyland.
Took a long trip to Disneyland.
-This last one's from @hoorayplatypus.
She sa-- -Hooray, platypus!
I love platypus, right?
-Hooray, platypus. -Hooray!
-She says: ''My mom couldn't find the movie she wanted on Netflix. ''Oh, well, someone else is probabaly watched it. I'll try again tomorrow.''
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kiki published on August 12, 2018    Clément translated    Evangeline reviewed
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