Can you feed me some?

Yes, so, Chris Hemsworth at IKEA.

Ah, err, Is that a light or... That's really bad, that's really bad.

How about Mark Ruffalo taking the bins out?

I don't know. Cos this looks like recycling to me.

But maybe is that where the food goes?

I don't know. There's too many bins.

Amazing.

And Tom Hiddleston ordering a Big Mac at McDonald's.

Hi, yeah, um, I'd like to have your your Big Mac, please.

And some fries and a shake, too.

And some chicken wings.

And while you're at it, can I have a Quarter Pounder of cheese?

And a filet-o-fish if they still do this.

Thanks.

So I thought we could do matching your quotes with the Avengers co-stars.

- Okay. - Okay.

So first up, okay.

"I'd rather get farted on by David Hasselhoff".

Who would have said that?

See, I'm working with some very witty people.

I would say, Chris Pratt?

Yes, bingo!

Yeah he's an arse guy, Chris.

He likes his fart jokes.

He likes his arse, ok, go

"I was informed yesterday that there's a Twitter account for my laugh".

Who's got a crazy laugh?

Who's got a funny laugh?

Yeah, that's the clue.

Oh, Chris Evans maybe?

No.

Okay, one more?

Mark Ruffalo?

No, it is...

I don't know.

Tom Hiddleston.

Really?

What's his laugh like?

When he's really open it's quite...

He gives a good cackle, yeah.

Okay, "If you're not yelling at your kids then you're not spending enough time with them".

- Robert Downey Jr.? - No, one more guess?

It's awful that I said that straight off the bat.

I've never heard him yell at his kids.

Um, Hemsworth?

No, it is Mark Ruffalo.

Really? Well, again I haven't seen him interacting with his...with his bambinos so there we go.

"I entered the workforce cleaning breast pumps at a pharmacy."

Zoe Saldana, I don't know.

No, Chris Hemsworth.

Really?

Yeah!

Really.

And just finally "There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy and there's a little bit of genius in every room [moron]."

Robert?

Robert Downey Jr.

Exactly.

If you had to do snog, marry, avoid with the Chris's.

You have Chris Evans Chris Pratt and Chris Hemsworth.

Let's have a think about this.

Who would you snog, marry and avoid.

Emm, it used to be pushed off a cliff.

I'm glad I don't have to kill anyone.

That's the brutal playground version of it.

emm...

I would marry Hemsworth.

Because... I don't know, maybe Australia's a nice place to live.

I don't know.

Err... I'd kiss Pratt.

Oh poor Evans.

I'm sorry.

- You're avoiding Evans - I am.

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