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  • Tom Hiddleston is so [BLEEP] ugly.

  • Why is no one acknowledging this?

  • I don't really understand how Anthony Mackie got this far looking like a bug with buck teeth, but here we are.

  • Scarlett Johansson has the emotional range of a [BLEEP] celery.

  • I hate white people.

  • All of us?

  • Why do so many people have a crush on Sebastian Stan?

  • He looks like a potato.

  • Winston Duke broad as hell up top with crackhead legs.

  • Damn.

  • Elizabeth Olsen has weird [BLEEP] thumbs.

  • It's true. I do.

  • I have weird thumbs.

  • Don Cheadle look like a mix between a beetle, that rhymes, a muskrat, and a roach.

  • That's just [BLEEP] up.

  • From @wehatedbatista.

  • Follow this page if you hate Dave Bautista.

  • He's ugly, a complete joke, non talented, and he sucks.

  • Wow.

  • Benedict Cumberbatch always looks like he's had an allergic reaction to bad shrimp.

  • I bet Tom Holland is one of those whities who claps when the plane lands.

  • Also while I'm comparing old men to reptiles, ever notice that Samuel L Jackson looks like a snapping turtle?

  • If a girl wants to [BLEEP] Paul Rudd, chances are she'll [BLEEP] you, too.

  • Hashtag, Paul Rudd is [BLEEP].

  • Karen Gillan, once again, allow me to ask you who the [BLEEP] you think you are?

  • I don't know.

  • Maybe I'm going to just have to Google myself.

  • And this one is very simple and to the point.

  • Paul Bettany, what a [BLEEP].

  • How did the coolest, blackest dude in the galaxy end up with some whitebread-ass name like Chadwick?

  • If I said it once, I said it 600 times, Chris Pratt is still a [BLEEP].

  • Perhaps Chris Evans is in truth a great actor, but he plays Captain America like's he's a big, dumb hunk of [BLEEP].

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