Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles It's BOSHY time. Felix: It's Boshy time. Hell yea everybody, This is the moment you've all been waiting for Oh PewDiePie's playing I Wanna Be the Guy but I Wanna Be the Boshy is way harder Oh Pewdiepie didn't even finish I Wanna Be the Guy- %^$%^$^% I lost the save file, and I can't be fucked okay, but let's play I wanna be Boshy Oh, it's so hard. Oh, it's so hard Ayeee *stfu* All right, here's the tutorial like I haven't figured that out. [Kirby music playin'] What the- [Kirby music continuing] Shut- I know how to play a game. Oh no. Oh no, I can't do the tutorial... Oh no. [Moaning] Oh, this is bad. Ohhh look at that, easy. Shooting. Use the X-Key to shoot a bullet wi- WHAT? What the *[Fuck yeah... Fuck yeah] in the background* Save jump it can be done by.... Oh shoot a save point. Stfu [Here we go] It's Boshy time It's- It's- It- It's Bo- It's B- It's Bosh- It's Boshy time... It's Bo- It's Bo- It's Bosh- It's Bo- *Fuck yeah* It's Boshy time! Hey, I did it! God damn, I'm a genius. I see I don't need those... Go away from me Okay, here we go everybody. Hey good. OOohheehhhh Ohh great... Noooo I go back here. Are you kidding me? Alright alright so that wasn't actually a save. That's so annoying... Oh my god Where do I go? Oh my god? Okay... Alright What if I go over it... Oh, okay? Are you kidding me Alright you can't- you can't do anything. Where do I go? Where do I go? Oh my god! So annoying HAAAA HAAAAAA Stop being so annoying. Alright, don't jump I'm just gonna- Okay, okay, where am I? What Okay all right. Where am I... What killed me here last time. I have no idea Okay, I- Oh God are you kidding me? That looks super difficult! I don't even see how! Great... Good job [x2] Oh my god. Of course. Why don't I just shoot it there? Did the save just shoot me back? Lemme try this.... HA What are you gonna do now huh? whatchu gon do now HUH? umm.. Why did I do this... Oh the game is- the game is slowing down Ahhh... Game, can you- You can stop... You can stop now game? Oh God? Oh? Oh, it's- not Boshy time I don't want boshy time... I don't want it. I don't want it anymore. Wait, F3 changes my character? [intense music] Oh look at dat! [More intense music] Hey look at... What!? I can play as Pedobear, that's like my favorite character What the hell I'm way too slow... Who even is Boshy, and why is he so mean Come on. This is easy this bit is easy bit I forgot that I needed to go to the place- you ******* **** You frickin Frick, I mean. Sorry Youtube Com'on Pedobear you can totally do it This is ez This is super- EZ It's fine [x2] It's fine... All right don't worry about me Worry about yourself, HUH, have you ever worried about yourself before, HUH maybe that's why you're a slob sitting at home... Watching fucking YouTube videos You loser I'm a winner, OK? I'm a winner look at this [Swearing in Swedish]: But you fucking cunt's fucking cunt-cake (no, not a typo lol) I think... I think this game might be a little difficult. I don't know. I don't know what- wada wada wanted to say about The game... It might be- It might- I can't even **** suck my own **** I can't even do the first thing I can't even d-do the first thing 90 times?? No, go up on it mannn It sucka **** time Com'on Boshy you can do it mann... I believe in you Look at the- look at these ma- This is great. This is great. This is great. This is great. This is great. This is just what I want This is what I wanted and you wanted a challenge It's just not even that difficult You're on the first jump Poodz... You're on the first God Damn... Ju- fine What the hell were you thinking? Come on, come on Focus Focus You got this, come on [x3] Come on. Come on. [Swedish]: come on, you fucking- [whisper] Are you retarded [x3] [mumbling] I ain't givin' up I really should give up- I realy shou- I- I should give up... Neva. Neva quit. I ain't a *Kweder* Imma Quada I'm a Quack I'm a *hoarse sound* I'm a Kezzo I'm a Kess- I'm a Kettzz- Are you ffff- How am I getting worse?! Com'on man Felix... Seriously, you just have to focus on yourself Stop doin' the stupid voices and focus for once Good job, you- [laughter] [Swedish]: it was really close that time! [Swedish]: it was super close, like! [Swedish]: You laugh? [Swedish]: Ey, man? Ey man, you want some c*ck? Huh? Huh!? [Swedish]: Answer then! You'll get-! [Swedish]: Yes but of course... [x2]: [Swedish]: (?) -if you outsmart them you'll get some cock, huh? Huh? [Swedish]: Do you want a little something in your ass, or? Huh? You- Jävlar! Damnit! I can do it. I know I can. I just need to do it once and then I know I can do, okay. That's how it works Get up on it!!!! Am I even recording? Where did it go? [Swedish]: Come ooonnnn! Okay, go here, jump down there, wait- This is where evolution has taken us... God damn it, come on I can't even do the first jump. I can't do the first jump. I just can't- I can't do it. I just can't do it I just cannot- DO IT COM'ON COM'ON... Are you KIDDING me? How are you this bad?! Be quiet, be quiet, all right? I don't need you talking to me like that, come on, give me some encouragement... Damn it Yeah, you can do it! Yes, I can do it, look at me go Easy [x2] Easy... Look at that shit, look at it And now he does th- [Sobbing] AGAINNNNNN [Panting] [Crazy laugher] [plus demon laughter] [Heavy breathing] [Typing] [click] "I am dead inside"