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  • What is sup my name is Ben

  • I am so excited today because we're playing finally the well delayed South Park the fractured

  • But whole the first one we played on this channel. It was amazing. It was a daily

  • Let's play series and finally we're back with some video games on this channel. I'm so excited for this

  • I'm so excited that if this video gets

  • 500

  • million no just five hundred thousand likes

  • I will upload part two right away to show how committed I am to this series. That's right

  • I'm that kind of youtuber right now. I don't know

  • I'm just really excited for this and I look forward to share this with you girl. Gross gross whatever every single day

  • It's gonna be awesome

  • From what I seen so far

  • Heck yeah, let's just let's just begin okay

  • Let's just do this if you're having trouble of winning and combat try a better game. Is that what it said

  • Never fart on someone's balls. This is really good info on the loading screen. I'm not glad there aren't

  • I'm glad they added that as well

  • Oh, yeah, so the game is getting terrible reviews right now on steam because Ubisoft have their you play feature

  • feature

  • Which apparently it's like a big hiccup. I'm glad for ones actually. I play it on the PlayStation because

  • Probably won't require

  • Good hardware to run this. I don't think it's the kind of game that pushes the boundaries of

  • video game graphics

  • But it does look if I play the demo it was really fun

  • They may they made a whole thing about the farts in the game, which I'm very excited about

  • That's a nice looking cat right there

  • What has become of this city

  • Crammed is out of control cats are missing and townspeople are being victimized Oh

  • Pooped on my palms you

  • We were supposed to protect those who couldn't protect themselves or you little fucker

  • Now super heroes are torn apart by political differences

  • We are two sides and Lord

  • But law isn't going to save our city time job, I wonder if they will explore any political

  • Midst out of a satire when a new king is not in the kingdom torn apart by a power

  • Hi, Jana, there's no time to waste. I have to go back change the present if I can

  • And in doing so perhaps I could change what has happened

  • Hey

  • Look at that

  • So first game was sort of Lord of the Rings inspired. I guess this time. They're going superhero

  • They're making fun of all the Netflix shows all the franchises with Marvel vs.. DC

  • Alright, we're gonna make our character here. We're gonna obviously go I

  • Don't know what the heck man

  • I can change color as well. Okay. Okay, that was all options

  • You know we're gonna go with the big afro

  • There she is

  • Heck yeah, man. We got our hair makeup

  • We got to get those kawaii kawaii, I'll this blush cheeks

  • Oh you better believe it boy that shit bear. That's it

  • That's very nice no, no glasses all right we got clothes

  • Why don't we go with a classic red cape?

  • We can change this as well

  • Well, it's go. Yeah japanese schoolgirl. That's it

  • Hands

  • Blackton now rent

  • Okay, I'm pretty happy

  • Actually

  • There's ARCA White Queen choose difficulty alright haha oh ho oh oh

  • Don't worry this doesn't affect combat just every other aspect of your whole life

  • Here's a problem. I don't want to I don't want to be black. I know that sounds raised I

  • Mean

  • Let's go as slightly this is so annoying what?

  • You know what fuck it

  • Oh my god

  • Yes ancient Zarin thank you for the papyrus font

  • Where is the king

  • Who's the king oh

  • Yeah, man we look good see I play this is amazing you gotta tune in your shit

  • This is just like pooping in real life I

  • Feel like that was a terrible poop, I don't know what I did wrong

  • Yeah

  • Master Sergeant douche master

  • Incredible we got a bottle of Glatt gas bieber guys become gas begun

  • What is happening are they?

  • Okay, let's go

  • We should be happy that he's made friends in this town so quickly we came here to hide more friends. Just means more trouble

  • You're being paranoid. You need to lay off that stuff. It's changing you

  • Didn't see you there your friends are downstairs kiddo get out there and play

  • This is great so far. They really polished it up oh

  • He's gonna masturbate or smoking pot

  • He's gonna smoke, okay?

  • No he's eating

  • Just brownies am I right kids

  • Okay, this is our room. It's a nice room Fred

  • Wow

  • What the heck is that dude

  • I'm just trying to explore cuz I remember inside a first game. I was always like

  • Wide we updated that thing, maybe we should keep it on keep it up

  • Camus to the games wait where's the fart button there it is found it

  • Never gets old does it okay? Let's go down check on our friends. I love our character is so beautiful I

  • Have this whole arc written for him

  • Well, I don't care, I'm just trying to loot all right I

  • Thought you said my friends were downstairs lying fish on the door

  • Okay, we're gonna get some combat

  • And

  • It seems like they improved it a lot this time around like you can actually move around and stuff doing this

  • Which doesn't sound that exciting but?

  • I'm told that it's really good brad has been playing a little bit as well

  • I

  • Agree, why do I have to be?

  • Start a fight by punching. Okay cool pitch black

  • Combat advantage, okay good because we started

  • It's that a shark upon

  • Okay, okay

  • Use my power very nice. Yeah double heck. Yeah powers been knocked back Cossacks of damage

  • Okay, I got that

  • Is still up to me

  • Well that was easy I thought we were playing on hard mode

  • Got the kungfu kauai fist these guys are tougher okay, and we're gonna fight as a team now probably

  • No, it's me versus everyone attacking an enemy first friends you come a dimension

  • Yeah, okay see the full combo turn order check the timeline okay?

  • different powers, okay

  • Review power okay?

  • We can fart I don't know what that does

  • Why don't we try a fart here? Maybe that will hit all of them? Oh okay it hits three squares Scott it, okay?

  • Alright, let's do that

  • Ha, oh my god, that was amazing

  • Hit me with a stop sign I was an axe

  • Yeah, they improved a comment even further since I had played it, this is really Doug

  • So I can't use the fart again. I gotta wait one round. What's the best?

  • Who's the most dead?

  • Alright, I guess I'm punching God

  • Air it is got all of them the kawaii eggs hail to the Kibaki

  • Guys let's keep moving are those Legos

  • Everything here to here is lava. You can't

  • Shut come on

  • Everything that's not fair. What do we do the kid?

  • Oh Magda, okay, so they attacked us first now

  • Enemies may attempt to attack you while you explore okay? Yeah, if any man will see you you're okay, I got that

  • Okay, we have a new let's just

  • Well that attack the dragon you know what fuck let's just try it

  • Yeah, okay work nice

  • Nice

  • Okay, yes fire bred striped red squares indicate damage zone. Okay? No I got that too. It's very self-explanatory have to move okay

  • How do they even do that

  • Just like playing when you're a kid was it taking his phone

  • It was a Wayne's word I

  • Can't reach him

  • Are you serious okay? Now I can

  • there we go take

  • Whoa?

  • Damn

  • King dish bag Dragon Slayer, I am man King douche bag

  • You know it's son, you know what what up? Where's my push ok we can in the open box?

  • Get off my dick, there's a way in through the garage The Keg will fight, it press and hold oh

  • My god

  • Oh, I miss it. I thought the king was going to do a sweet job, but then he just did that what?

  • You're good, so I hit it, I hit it all right, whatever

  • Speak Bard. What happened to the stick of truth the wizard had thrown into the ocean

  • Oh, yeah, that was the end of the first game

  • Slay a dragon with one glow that's right if you don't

  • wait

  • I thought he was with you guys now. We got a distress. They know to come help him here

  • It's again

  • Wizard again

  • My name is the king I'm from the future

  • Dude, we said, we're not playing got any more. Yeah, I'll split up. What's the point? This is the void?

  • In my time. There is a massive crime wave and missing cats

  • I knew my only hope was to assemble the team hey you can't switch games like this

  • Where's the stick of truth shut up Kevin this isn't about some dumb stick there's a cat in trouble

  • And it's the key to funny the crime syndicate new to our town in the future crime syndicate said

  • That sounds too heavy from Hoonah friends. Well. What do you want?

  • I'd you're the fucking freedom pal to find the missing cat get $100 reward and make their superhero franchise more popular

  • That's right oops again. There's a ringing coming from your basement playroom

  • Come on Coon friends go get your stuff and report back to the Coon their

  • Friends this bimbo sorry guys you can't play with us, we're playing superheroes now, and you guys are dorks

  • What about me? Oh?

  • oh

  • nice transition from

  • Their first game to this one can we talk to these guys see what they say well nothing left to do

  • But go home and play Star Trek bridge crew we could all go to my house and sit around nice

  • Nice little self promo there Ubisoft

  • I see what you're doing I've been thinking about joining a gang this might be just the kick in the pants

  • I need that it's a good game though to be fair. I'll let it slide oh

  • Hello, the boys are down in their little basement playroom. Can I slap daddy hands?

  • Eric and his friends are so imaginative

  • Really Ridley I know you ain't the weird shit take all and continue Coon Kings. Okay? Oh

  • Yeah, I remember this there's a pass code we have shattered. Oh, did you get locked out?

  • I'm afraid little Eric put a log on the door to keep me out

  • I'm sure he has the pass code written down here somewhere well

  • It's probably in his room then so let's go upstairs and check it out

  • What is that? What is that now?

  • That sounded just like a real camp

  • That is the most annoying

  • Me

  • All right, we're in Cartman's room. Here's the

  • Who is the Coon Dame travel there must be a ton of references in here?

  • I think I said there's an oculus in there. I see that they were they were on point with that episode

  • Danishes for Danmark yes

  • 2012 election punch, what's a cracked object get some chicken wings?

  • What is it telling me - oh the lamp, it's cracked

  • We can read this journal ok alright, so that's a great drawing of oh

  • It's the fanfiction

  • Butters, and I don't remember man fake fan Christmas list ideas

  • Drone hoverboard oh

  • Okay well he has a oh, okay. Let's keep key code. Fuck you mom

  • No, that's actually the key code, or is

  • What no I can't beat you

  • Seriously, okay, let's go down and check. Let me check all the room first I

  • Feel like this is the kind of game I actually want to explore

  • Because you know there's gonna be like secret references and stuff and that's always fun to look for yes officer

  • Somebody appears to have put lava in front of my door

  • But no, it's not oh my god. My son told me I will burn to death if I try and cross it

  • uh-huh oh

  • Yes, he did. Tell me that if I step on a crack. It would bring my mother's back mom I

  • Shouldn't play with that more

  • That's not enough mosquito. We have to act fast before the freedom pals can a

  • Hundred dollar reward do you know what that could mean to our superhero franchise that cat looks pretty old?

  • Maybe just died in the gutter somewhere

  • Do I have to remind you that as of right now freedom house have a hundred followers on Instagram we have six the five of

  • Us and Billy Turner who's a ginger?

  • This is the key to finally feeding those fuckers, but where do we start looking that cat could be anyway?

  • We need to split up mosquito take to the air and check out all the city parks. You got it. Let's go away

  • Wow, what a great superhero

  • Human

  • What a super guy need you to use your superhuman speed to get to the mayor's office and tell her we're on the case

  • Don't worry Coon you can count on

  • Fast pass

  • Today

  • Great excuse me

  • He's selling his own merch top bad guys professor chaos okay nice oh

  • Yeah

  • Do not touch that that device could blow up the entire Milky Way galaxy Jesus fuck

  • Sorry, the new kid is trying to play with the cube of ultimate destruction

  • Good shower it up the fucking galaxies stupid bitch look, dude. We already told you you can't play you aren't a super hero

  • You don't have a costume you have any super powers

  • Yeah

  • All right look you can watch us play superheroes as long as you don't get in the way

  • Make yourself useful go grab those costumes are tailored to the kins unique body specs you have to be pretty buff to fit them

  • Buff yeah, that's our holding cell for super villains. Why would we keep us the furnace II device in there?

  • And inspection mode to find objects by interest by holding

  • L2 you seriously can't find this dependency device a superheros use inspection mode you know?

  • Sorry, my controllers rebinding. Okay, so there's something over here

  • We got us yeah, okay

  • There's something on the table. That's cool. It makes it easy

  • Can't seem to reach

  • I'm just cleaning wait here, but how do I?

  • What did I do there were far

  • Whoa I'm powerful. Oh, I ordered him that was it

  • You really want to be a superhero huh play with the big boys

  • Yes, well maybe maybe you can be useful have a seat at the table Thursday. Okay. Let's do this

  • Let's see mosquitoes ABS

  • Jesus Christ are these even in a human language

  • All right in order to play superheroes you have to have a superhero persona

  • Yes, then you can fill out your character sheet on cocoons to Grandpa of course. He doesn't have a kunst gram page good boy

  • You're not even on cue Instagram. Huh well, I guess I can create one for you

  • All right nice so now we get to select what kind of superhero we want to be since you're a newbie

  • You can only choose between three for now wait so I can change later

  • Okay, we can be blaster

  • Brutalist

  • Brutalist yes, ah

  • Close range lost beach day

  • Bastard

  • Brutus it seems like plaster is all around so let's

  • Let's do that

  • Okay, douchebag, but now we need to find out what terrible thing in your past drives you you see douche all superheroes

  • Have a compelling backstory. It's from that backstory that their powers gained meaning. Let's take you back to when you were just a child

  • Okay

  • You lay awake that night like so many other nights

  • you couldn't sleep because you knew you weren't like the other kids you walked through the mirror I

  • Walked to the mirror okay got it

  • You looked in the mirror and you felt alone, and that's when it happened a loud noise you

  • Swore, you could hear your mother calling for help oh

  • I remember this

  • Out in the hallway you saw two intruders know what's happening. What is happening what?

  • I didn't click anything. I literally just caught oh, that's so annoying

  • Okay, we're here now you looked in the mirror and you felt alone, and that's when it happened a loud noise

  • You swore you can hear your mother calling for help

  • You left your room

  • Out in the hallway you saw two intruders in front of your parents door you had to stop them from hurting your parents

  • You knew you had the power to stop them there we go

  • As a blazing blaster hero, you begin to overheat as a fire in your belly ignited. You wait. Oh, yeah, because this is my new

  • Okay, cool. We can do the burn thing let's do that

  • I have to do it from here. I'm stupid

  • Then oh that's cool. Oh my god

  • Okay perfect Oh

  • Hayley that's it, but the intruders wouldn't take any pushed around 90

  • Okay, there's no timing. I just have to press it I didn't really understand

  • Okay now we have the are old already little flavor. Yeah, we showed him

  • You were gravely injured, but the intruders blow is only awake in the fire burn me okay here we go venison

  • It's coming from my anus anyway

  • I'm glad we saw that thank you very much, South Park, and so you beat them all seem to be ok

  • But then you finally reached your parents door

  • And what you saw when you open that door changed your life forever and led you to fighting crime

  • You were too late because when you open that door you saw

  • You saw your dad...fuck you mom.

  • That's a pretty heavy bag

  • You fight crime because you never forgot the night you weren't intent and you saw your own father the man you trusted

  • Fuck you, man. You twisted it's like a ripple in time. You can't ever change isn't it?

  • Alright now that you're a superhero. I have a mission yes

  • I need you to go out into town and try to get as many followers as you can on currency Graham

  • It's the only way our franchise will survive oh

  • My god. We look terrible. Okay? Well that's awesome. I think that will end episode there remember fun

  • Hundred-thousand is that too much I feel like I'm asking too much. I feel like you guys can do it

  • Let's go come on part two. Thank you guys so much for watching. I'm so excited to play more of this

  • I'll make it the episodes longer as we go as well and it's always

  • Don't fist

  • Squad fan

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