Presenter: The Keeper of the keys,

Presenter: The Countess of the clink

Presenter: The Mistress of murderers row:

Presenter: Matron Mama Morton!

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Matron Mama Morton: Ask any of the chickies in my pen

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Matron Mama Morton: They'll tell you I'm the biggest mother hen

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Matron Mama Morton: I love them all and all of them love me

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Matron Mama Morton: Because the system works, the system called reciprocity

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Matron Mama Morton: Got a little motto

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Matron Mama Morton: Always sees me through

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Matron Mama Morton: When you're good to Mama

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Matron Mama Morton: Mama's good to you

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Matron Mama Morton: There's a lot of favors

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Matron Mama Morton: I'm prepared to do

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Matron Mama Morton: You do one for Mama

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Matron Mama Morton: She'll do one for you

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Matron Mama Morton: They say that life is tit for tat

Matron Mama Morton: And that's the way I live

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Matron Mama Morton: So, I deserve a lot of tat

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Matron Mama Morton: For what I've got to give

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Matron Mama Morton: Don't you know that this hand

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Matron Mama Morton: Washes that one too?

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Matron Mama Morton: When you're good to Mama

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Matron Mama Morton: Mama's good to you

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Matron Mama Morton: If you want my gravy

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Matron Mama Morton: Pepper my raggoo

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Matron Mama Morton: Spice it up for Mama

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Matron Mama Morton: She'll get hot for you

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Matron Mama Morton: When they pass that basket

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Matron Mama Morton: Folks conribute too

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Matron Mama Morton: You put in for Mama

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Matron Mama Morton: She'll put out for you

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Matron Mama Morton: The folks a top the ladder

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Matron Mama Morton: Are the ones the world adores

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Matron Mama Morton: So boost me up my ladder kid

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Matron Mama Morton: And I'll boost you up your's

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Matron Mama Morton: Let's all stroke together

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Matron Mama Morton: Like the Princeton crew

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Matron Mama Morton: When you're strokin' Mama

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Matron Mama Morton: Mama's strokin' you

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Matron Mama Morton: So what's the one conclusion?

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Matron Mama Morton: I can bring this number two

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Matron Mama Morton: When you're good to Mama

Matron Mama Morton: Mama's good to you