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Hi, I'm Steve. I'm Irene. I'm Lisa. My name is Tom. I'm a graphic designer.
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College freshman.
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Stay at home mom with a full time job. Scholar on social policy and a barista.
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And I'm just like you.
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I'm an Obama supporter. I support President Obama. But the president needs your help.
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Our president can't launch into another war without you!
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And remember we voted for him in 2008 and 2012
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we promise to support him, no matter what.
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Together we could do it!
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That's why we here the Americans for whatever Barack wants, did you know he's friend's with Jay-z?
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Have launched a Kickstarter campaign to fund World War Three.
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And America is dead ass broke.
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So our goal is to raise 1.6 trillion dollars on behalf of the US government.
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That's where you come in.
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Even a small donation would make all the difference.
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World War three is a very important, very progressive war, that Obama tells me is very important.
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So it must be!
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When I first saw the President speak in 2008,
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in a YouTube clip posted to my Facebook page. I knew he was going to be right, all of the time.
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So I support World War three.
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And four.
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And any moon war the President may want to start.
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I mean there is no way that he or the cabal of corporate interest,
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spy agencies and shadow bankers who tell him what to do, would ever mislead us!
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The $1.6 trillion that we raise.
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Will help create a war that truely puts the liberal in neo-liberal.
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There will be millions of troops,
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thousand organic grass-fed bombs,
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hybrid, Prius tanks,
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rockets controls my iPad's
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and drones that play the Lumineers while they attack.
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World War three is not going to be like those other republican wars
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fought on just one percent on the world.
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This war is going to be fought in 99 percent of the world.
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It'll be everywhere!
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Russia! China! Africa! Cincinnati!
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Your favorite brunch spot. The one with those kick ass ranchero breakfast burritos.
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Everywhere.
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World War three also be the most social media focus war ever.
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It'll be all over Twitter, Facebook, Vine
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Pinterest and whatever eventually replaces Pinterest.
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I mean just, think of all the hilarious GIFs we can make of cats reacting to their
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owners homes being obliterated.
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[explosion sound followed by cat scream]
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Lots of shock but tons of awww.
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And come on guys. How good will Michelle's arms look in sleeveless army fatigues?
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We have a lot of great rewards for our donors.
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If you donate ten dollars to the World War three project, you get a shoutout on social media.
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Hashtag, thank you!
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A twenty five dollar donation will get you a piece of rubble from
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a war-torn Middle Eastern country, kissed by Senator Lindsey Graham
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A hundred dollar donation gets you a day pass to leave your local refugee camp.
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You'll probably end up in a refugee camp.
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But it'll have free WiFi.
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And a ten million dollar donation gets you your own Senator for a year.
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So please, help us reach our goal a 1.6 trillion dollars,
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so we can make World War three a reality.
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Why?
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Because Obama.
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Because Obama
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What?
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I was going for that. Because you wrote at the top here, disease is a need to have to
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get legal weed.
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I can see where got that from, yeah