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  • -I need to get buff. Montage time! [rock music plays]

  • -Shut up!

  • -(TV) We can't keep cheating death.

  • The fact that we're in this fireworks and bomb factory--

  • -This is so dumb.

  • I hope nobody actually believes

  • that they can get some sort of premonition

  • and somehow use it to avoid your own death.

  • -Of course not, man. It's just the movie.

  • Can you imagine how stupid it'd be

  • if movies were actually realistic?

  • -Ah, die, you aliens!

  • [gunshots firing, yelling]

  • Huh.

  • [zap!]

  • -Oh, my God, the monster's destroying the city!

  • Whoa! Whoa!

  • [making weird noises]

  • -No, I am your father.

  • -No... it's not true.

  • It's impossible.

  • -The results are in.

  • You are the father.

  • -Oh, f--k you, you ... piece of s--t!

  • -Oh, hell no!

  • -Once this baby hits 88 miles an hour,

  • we will travel through time.

  • -Oh... you better hurry up, Doc.

  • There's a building up ahead.

  • -86 miles an hour.

  • 88 miles an-- [crash!]

  • [monkeys screeching]

  • -This planet sucks.

  • -[sighs]

  • -Elliott.

  • -[shrieks, gunshot]

  • [sighs in relief] I thought you were a black midget.

  • -Oh, hell no!

  • -So glad I took the blue pill.

  • -You wanna know how I got these scars?

  • -Uh... acne?

  • -How did you know?

  • [calm music playing]

  • -Wait. You're poor? Ew!

  • -What are you-- wha- waahh!!

  • [splash!]

  • -Oh, hell no!

  • -Yeah, I guess that would be pretty stupid if it was realistic.

  • -Yup, like always.

  • -Oh crap, I'm gonna be late for my date.

  • -Lunch with your mom's friend does not count as a date.

  • -[whining]: Yes it does!

  • Hey, Mom. Yeah, yeah, I'll be right there.

  • Now you're sure Mildred will be there, right?

  • [truck horn honks, crash!]

  • [gasps, heart beating]

  • -Lunch with your mom's friend does not count as a date.

  • -[thinking]: I have to find a way to cheat death.

  • Oh, I know.

  • Hey Anthony, I dropped a quarter in the street

  • if you want it.

  • -F--k yeah!

  • [laughs]

  • Are you sure? I don't see anything out here.

  • -Are you sure there aren't any, like, firetrucks or any--

  • [truck horn honks, crash!]

  • -To see bloopers and a deleted scene from Avatar

  • and Predator,

  • click the link in the description below!

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  • especially if you're a black midget!

  • -Oh, hell no! [Captioned by SpongeSebastian]

-I need to get buff. Montage time! [rock music plays]

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