Name: Womens and check (Seinfeld Season 1 Ep 2)
Uploaded: 2018-03-27T10:13:27.000Z
Duration: 1 min 13 s
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One of them, her total was $8. The other, $3.

They both, of course, choose to pay by the use of the check.

Fact is, if it is a woman in front of you that's writing out the check...

I have noticed that women are very fast with checks.

You know, because they write out so many checks.

The keys, they can never find. They don't know where that is.

There's something about a check, that, to a man, is not masculine.

I don't know exactly what it is. I think, to a man...

... a check is like a note from your mother.

"I don't have any money, but if you'll contact these people...

... l'm sure they'll stick up for me. If you could just trust me this one time.

I don't have any money, but I have these.

You know, Maureen Stapleton gets a craving...

... she's probably screaming at those aliens:

Okay, what are we doing here? I have seen everything.

"So, what's your son doing now, Dr. Stevens?"

You know, this would be a really funny gift for Pamela's birthday.

Yeah, you met her when we were going out.

You have no idea who I'm talking about, do you?

Have you totally blocked out the entire time we were a couple?

A bunch of people are getting together tomorrow at some bar...

- What little deal? - I will go to that...

... you go with me to the little family wedding I have on Saturday.

- Have you lost it, man? - My parents are coming in for this.

Hey, did your father ever get that hair weave?

When you're dead, you're dead. That's it. You're not going anywhere.

- Come on, let's go. - Was I supposed to bring something?

- It is not necessary. - Then what did you say that for?

I'm sorry. I didn't know what... You know.

How big a tip you think it would take to get him to stop?

Why don't you relax, and take your jacket off.

I can't. I have a tendency to get chilly.

Plus I'm wearing short sleeves. I don't want to expose my tattoos.

- Hey, this guy says he know Bricker. - Oh, you know Bricker? From where?

Got to be her boyfriend. She's too good to be alone.

What's the difference? I can't manoeuvre anyway...

- How do you know Pamela? - Friend of a friend.

- And you? - We went to law school together.

I had this dream last night, and you were in it.

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Womens and check (Seinfeld Season 1 Ep 2)

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