VOICE (CONT'D) Steven Spielberg invites you to

journey back to a time...

VOICE (CONT'D) Before every movie was needlessly

converted to 3D.

.

VOICE (CONT'D) Jurassic Park.

VOICE (CONT'D) Now needlessly converted to 3D.

VOICE (CONT'D) Revisit the adventure that launched

your childhood obsession with dinosaurs...

VOICE (CONT'D) ...and two really disappointing

sequels.

VOICE (CONT'D) Rexperience the ground-breaking CGI

that still holds up after 20 years...

VOICE (CONT'D) and the technology that doesn't.

VOICE (CONT'D) And rewitness... The Goldblum...

VOICE (CONT'D) Enter a theme park full of live dinosaurs made by impossible science....

VOICE (CONT'D) Created by John Hammond, a terrible

grandfather who will leave his grand-kids alone with complete

strangers... and a T-Rex.

VOICE (CONT'D) When this incredibly dangerous

dinosaur park faces inevitable insurance problems, Hammond must

finally hire a group of people who actually know something about

dinosaurs.

VOICE (CONT'D) Dr. Alan Grant, a brilliant dino

bone scientist - who loves to traumatize children-

VOICE (CONT'D) Dr. Ellie Satler, an ancient plant scientist person

VOICE (CONT'D) And Dr. Ian Malcolm, who...

actually knows nothing about dinosaurs.

VOICE (CONT'D) Together, they will experience a

journey through a state of the art theme park that is fully staffed

and operational...

VOICE (CONT'D) Except for when it rains.

VOICE (CONT'D) Stranding them in a deadly zoo

that spared no expense...

VOICE (CONT'D) Except for tougher fences...

VOICE (CONT'D) More than one security guard...

VOICE (CONT'D) An Emergency Power supply...

VOICE (CONT'D) Sturdier signs...

VOICE (CONT'D) and paying the one disgruntled

employee who runs the entire park.

VOICE (CONT'D) Experience in 3D.... The

unforgettable film that'll constantly remind you... of the

film that you are currently watching.

VOICE (CONT'D) The electrifying excitement of

watching a kid in constant peril who cannot die.

VOICE (CONT'D) And the unparalleled visual effects

that introduced audiences... to the GIF

VOICE (CONT'D) Starring...

VOICE (CONT'D) Land Jaws

VOICE (CONT'D) Derp Face

VOICE (CONT'D) Papa Smurf

VOICE (CONT'D) BrundleFly

VOICE (CONT'D) The Olsen Twins.

VOICE (CONT'D) Two-Eyed Nick Fury

VOICE (CONT'D) And the guy from Jurassic Park

VOICE (CONT'D) Jurassic Park. 3D

VOICE (CONT'D) Oh man what an awesome shot - oh look at how the banner falls! - I gotta watch this movie again.